Because being evil is fun? XD Alright, now it's time for my rant...
Operation. You didn't know I was having one, did you? Indeed I am, tomorrow at that. Squint correction. In other words, tightening of the eye muscles. What's the catch? Double vision that lingers after. It may linger for a couple of days, maybe even a week. There's actually a 40% chance it won't even go away, meaning that I would require another operation. So, I'm just giving you all a forewarning. I won't be back until at earliest next Sunday. Might be earlier, but highly unlikely. However, rest assured. If I do come back, the very latest will probably be Friday the 11th. If not, you can safely assume the worst has happened. Death. Now, this is extremely unlikely, so I'm not going to exaggerate it, but there is still a 1/250,000 chance of it happening. Who knows, it might be my unlucky day. There is still a small chance I'll come back later than the 11th, so don't fret. For those few of you who have my mobile number, feel free to call, in case I don't return by this time, or if you want to talk to me. I have no credit, so I'm unable to send SMSes. Well, there's not much else to say. I'll be gone by tomorrow - Wednesday the 12th - at no later than 10:00AM Australian Daylight Savings time. Now, I'm not really good at this kinda stuff, so all I can say is, wish me luck guys, and hope for the best. ^^
~ Ty