The New Shive (PG-17/R)

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"Go on then! I dare you!" I replied as I clung to her even harder, trying with all my might to not let go. After some time of her thrashing, I began to giggle a little bit, but paid no mind. Was that beam effecting my mind as well, or what? Well, whatever, I just wanted to be returned to normal, and soon. I had a date later tonight...

Boom

Though, it seemed a forming thunderstorm didn't want me to go out.
 
I shrugged, pinching her arms between my chin and collar. "Eh, just some trouble babysitting." I said, thinking. "Actually, I just had another great invention.." I said, recognizing Rachel's voice. "Want us to come over there, or would you rather come here? I've got the space if the storm get's too violent." I said. The few of us were pretty good friends, and there were rarely any problems with stuff like this...
 
"Oh, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll.... come over there. I'll be there soon. G'bye!" I hung up, then hurridly slipped on a raincoat. If I were lucky, I could get there before the thundercloud burst.

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Luck proved absent when ten minues later, I found myself out of breath on his porch, soaked through heavily. I knocked, the just as wet G.K. in my hands, whom had made the trek with me, as always.
 
I heard the doorbell, and still fighting with david around my neck, I managed to bump my way down the stairs, until I was at the front door. I opened, waving at her with a high Rache-GACK!" As David continued his attempts to strangle me. I haden't even thought of hiding my chest...
 
I did a double take, not quite able to believe what I was seeing.
"Did you.... like.... invent inflateable bras or something?" I said, ever the oblivious.
"And who's...?" Blinking, my eyes went wide. "...David!?"
 
I shrugged, still trying to pry him off. "Yeah," I said around his attempt to strangle me. "This is him, as is this." I said, giggling slightly as I poked my chest. "New invention, look." I saidn, lifting up the arm that held the yar. At least david hadn't gotten it away from me. "It can do just about anything." I said, the maniacal tone coming back into my voice...
 
"Gahuh..." I moaned as I finally let go from becoming dizzy. As I touched the ground, I began to sway a bit before landing flat on the ground on my bottom, my head still rocking back and forth from all I had been through. "You've won... this battle... But you haven't... won the war..." I moaned as I fell onto my back as well, the shirt rising up to show my stomach. This stunk, it really did. And I had a feeling it was going to get MUCH worse.
 
Gazing at it, intently interested, I forgot the situation for the moment.
"Like..... what?" I looked up, glancing at his newfound chest. G.K. gazed steadily out of plastic sewn-on eyes at David, who, I only now noticed, had fallen.
"Oh, here..." I held out my free hand to him.
 
I shrugged, grinning as I was finally free of david. Yeah, look" I said, and pointed the camera-ray at me, and began pulling the trigger, my hair color changing each time, finally stopping on a bright, flourescent purple. "Niiiice..." I said to myself, catching my reflection in the lens...
 
"You know, I hope you get stuck like that, I really do." I muttered after re-obtaining my sense of balance, and sitting up right once more. "It'd be more fitting than you being male, at least..." I glanced as Rachel, but didn't really acknowledge her presence, since I didn't want to talk to here like this. I stood up, balancing myself once more on my tiny feet, and straightening the boy on the front of my uniform, before brushing my hair back behind my ears and head with an innocent look on my face. I almost looked like I was really a girl at that point. "You know, I better go, I have a date with Alyssa tonight." I said calmly as I made my way towards the door, despite my position.
 
I sighed. It was time to take matters into my own hands. I walked over to the phone, and quickly Dialed the number. "Hello, Alyssa? About your date with david tonight, I'm afraid he might not be available, since I turned him intoa girl." I said, not thinking that this conversation was weird at all...
 
On the opposite end of the phone, a girl with long blond hair and blue eyes, standing at about 5'8" with a slightly above average bust size was replying to Shiney's message. "Shiney?" She asked, irritation present in her voice. "What did you test on him this time? I'm coming over RIGHT NOW." And with that, the phone went dead.

I walk over to Shiney, and tapped her on the shoulder. "You do realize you basically just commited suicide, right?" I chuckled.
 
I shrugged, sighing at David. "Trust me david, it can't be *ANY* worse than the time we started the 'get Alyssa to wear a bikini' fund." I said. I couldSTILL feel the lump on my head from that one...
 
"Alyssa...?" The name clicked a fraction of a brainwave, though nothing more. "I didn't know David even went on dates." Shows how much I payed attention.
I then turned my gaze back to Shiney's machine... thing. "That's like.... the best thing you've invented since the inflatable bra."
 
*looks around*... ok... ignore me then.....
 
"Of course I go on dates!" I snapped at Rachel, though it didn't really sound like snapping with my voice in the state it was. "Shows how much you people really know about me, honestly!" I can honestly say I was surprised I still wasn't flipping out over what had happened. Somehow, however, I managed to keep myself off the thought by playing with my hair. However, when I heard the doorbell ring, I quickly hid under the couch in the living room, a spot I could now easily fit in.

Alyssa stormed in, in a pair of blue jeans and a black tanktop, and picked Shiney up by the collar of his/her shirt. Of course she noticed that he was now she, but she had other things on her mind. "Where the hell is he, and what did you do?"
 
I choked slightly as I was hauled up, but my glasses gleamed as I pointed in the general direction of the living room couch. "He decided to get a bit snippish with my inventions." I tried to say, despite my air supply being cut off. I wasn't *THAT* afraid though, if worst came to worst, I could turn her into a hampster and give her to Rachel...
 
"I don't see anyway in there, you little..." She continued after peeking in the living room. Since I was still under the couch clinging on to what little dignity I had left, she didn't see me from where she was positioned. If Shiney got any ideas involving her though, he'd be a very dead man, very dead indeed. However, that'd require me getting home and getting my sword...
 
I paused for a moment, thinking. Where would little girls hide? Wheever they could. Where would david hide? Wherever he would eventually be found to have the least dignity... "Couch..." I squeaked around her grip, pointing again. "Look under it." I gasped, deciding that I would be adding a new feature to my glasses for this mess...
 
Meanwhile, listening from under the couch in the other room, all I could do was plot my revenge as he ratted me out, and it wasn't long before Alyssa's head was looking right at my from outside of the couch. Executing my plan, I made it so that I began to "cry".

"David, is that you?" she asked me with a comforting smile as she extended a hand to me. I took her hand, and she pulled me out. This is where the fun began...

"No, why do people keep telling me to pretend to be this David person?" I sniffled as I wiped tears from my eyes. "That scary boy took me off the street and said he'd give me a lot of candy, but then he started hurting me!"

"Shiney!" Alyssa yelled as she grabbed my hand and dragged me into the other room. "What the hell were you trying to do with this little girl! You kidnapped her!? And where. is. David?!"
 
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