The Nightclub

I am oblivious for what I do wrong! o_O;

You ok Gohan? Wait, what am I saying? Of course you're alright, you only fell off the stage.

*looks at how high the stage is*

5 and a half miles high? I think that's a little big for a stage, but maybe that's just me
[PokeCommunity.com] The Nightclub
 
A LITTLE BIG! THATS LIKE A CLIFF!

I LOVE JUMPING OFF CLIFFS!!!
*jumps off cliff*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

BOOM!
*climbs back up*
THAT WAS FUN!
 
*scrambles up*
yeah monkeys cool.cool co-.............
*turns back to Mr. Bartender(It's so easy)*
yeah!!*jumps back on stage*
cool more singing!!
*turns on mega boombox volume to max*
yeah!!did you know the max on this is 1000000000000000000000000000000000?!!!!
*sings*
take your hands down put your drinks on the ground............
 
drinky!!!!vadoka!!!beer raspberrie wine! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........DOUNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
*looks around* What am I doing here?
...
Oh well. There's free drinks. XD.
*waits a moment and then realizes that she's underage*
*glances at bottle* Who cares? We're all underage XD XD.
*downs 20 glasses of champagne* (I'm more sophisticated then all you people who drink vodka, hehehe)
 
hello
*stops singing*
I'm hungry but not very hungry
*eats table*
oops I guess I'm hungrier that I think.
 
Ooh, Master Gohan...crack the windows and light a match! Way too much alchohol for all of you! Oh, GOD!
Weeeeeeeeee!!
I'm gigantic size! Hoo-hah! What do you think of that?! Eat enough donuts and you'll become big and strong as I!
*strikes a pose and large jiggly belly flops out*
 
WTF!!!!!!! get a docta in here she needs liposuction!!!!!!!! XD
 
*Sits here like moronic fool* *sees 12 barrels of champagne & vodka* *stares*
Hmm...desicions, desicions. Be a law-abiding citizen and not drink?...or down all 12 bottles of those drinks?
*thinks*
Ah, well, I already have a criminal record XD. *downs all of them*
Burp...The champagne was better. =P
(Btw, I really don't have a criminal record XD;; )
 
Spoon, I promised Nadan I would poke someone. *hits Spoon with a baseball bat* Oooooops... Too hard... *starts to pour vast amounts of alcohol into Spoon's mouth hoping he'll forget* Please... Please... I don't wanna die...
 
*Switches the jukebox to blink 182* I have an idea..*pulls out enormous antenna and puts it on the jukebox* There we go world wide radio =) >.<
 
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