The Nuzlocke Challenge

[jespoke]

Ive started this challenge yesterday while my internet was down in yellow.

Name: Jespoke
Rival name: Murder
Im in mt moon now, and i've already missed 3 areas (Mainly because of OHKO's)

Team:

Pika (Pikachu from pallet) lv 13
Queen lv 13 (Nidoran f from r.2)
Bug (Butterfree from viridian forest) lv 13
Gyra (Magicarp from r.4) lv 6

Departed:

King (Nidoran m from r.22) 2-13 - killed by crit at mt moon MVP for its lifespan

Missed areas: R.1, R.3, mt. moon

 

[Alternative]

Pokémon Emerald Nuzlocke

Chapter 4: Screenshots? I totally forgot to use them. :P

Well since Wattson was a cakewalk, I thought then next I would go through the next Route, which was easy, catching Pokemon and stuff. Also since I didn't catch a Pokemon on route 110, or whatever the Day Care Route is, I went there and caught an Illumise, which was dubbed "Druglord". She was then grinded, as was Sydian. ;)

Going up through the next route, were a few trainers. Perfect for Druglord to test her abilities out, if you know what I mean. ;D Also along with the Winstrates or something. I could just tell competing with them, selling all those Medicinal Herbs was going to be tough. I mean they had a Roselia on their side. A ROSELIA! Anyway, Sydian and Drug made quick work of those two.

Next Route near the desert, and Druglord had finally went down. Probably from trying out some new, unidentified things, or at the hands, or wings of a Taillow. Druglord shall be avenged... somehow. :( Anyway, from here spawned a new teammate, in the form of a Numel named GAVIN. But for now until I decide whether I'll train her or not, I'll box it for now. :)

Fiery Path, and pretty much every other Route up until Fallarbor town, and I was thinking that Emerald was pretty much made for double battles. D: But I did catch a Torkoal, which has been named "iwantfood". A fitting name for a fitting Pokemon if you ask me. I'm debating whether to keep iwantfood or to box it. Then I arrived at Fallarbor Town.

tl;dr this is a boring update, since nothing really happens between Mauville and Fallarbor.

Oh, and I also got one of those Bikes. You know the one that just says "RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL" for free advertising or something.

(From what I can tell, this place is very... cliffy.)

Badges Obtained:

Pokémon which are still alive:
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Sydian ♀ Lv. 28
Brave Nature
Overgrow
- Pursuit
- Screech
- Absorb
- Quick Attack

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OhMahGawd ♂ Lv. 28
Gentle Nature
Keen Eye
- Fury Swipes
- Fake Out
- Night Shade
- Detect

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Lucyy II ♀ Lv. 27
Timid Nature
Huge Power
- Tackle
- Rollout
- Tail Whip
- Bubblebeam

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iwantfood ♂ Lv. 15
Naughty Nature
White Smoke
- Ember
- Smog
- Curse
- Smokescreen


The boxed/day cared:

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The deceased:
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[jespoke]

News from yellow:

my Pika has died! :( It was weak, but i liked it (Will be an HM slave now as it cant be released)

Ive got Saur and Char, with i've been grinding together with Gyra

Queen has evolved twice

im moving towards bill's house next

Team:

Spoiler:

Queen lv 18 (Nidoqueen from r.2)
Gyra lv 17 (Magicarp from r.4)
Saur lv 16 (Ivysaur from cerulean)
Char lv 15 (Charmander from r.24)

Boxed:

Spoiler:

Bug (Butterfree from viridian forest) lv 17

Departed:

Spoiler:

King (Nidoran m from r.22) 2-13 - killed by crit at mt moon
Pika (Pikachu from pallet) 5-17 - killed by crit at r.24

 

[hazard master]

Okay, I have a [dumb] question concerning the rules:
Save/Soft resetting is not allowed, right?

Okay heres the tiny update I have:

Beat Brawley.
Killed the Zubat I wanted to catch in the cave *headdesk*.
Caught GARRR the Magikarp and I'm trying to train him.

 

[axman11224]

Episode 13:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5aelNE4gs&hd=1

Episode 14:

Episode 15:

Episode 16:

For anyone who's interested, WHICH I KNOW IS NO ONE WHATEVER ITS OKAY GOD

 

[heLLkitsune]

Episode 13:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5aelNE4gs&hd=1

Episode 14:

Episode 15:

Episode 16:

For anyone who's interested, WHICH I KNOW IS NO ONE WHATEVER ITS OKAY GOD

hey.. I liked the ice jokes at least :P. If you aren't doing this for yourself then it isn't even worth doing. BUT, keep up the good work as long as you have fun doing it!

 

[Alternative]

Pokémon Emerald Nuzlocke

Chapter 5: This nuzlocke run is my ninja way!

Fallarbor town was nothing exciting, except for maybe a Battle Tent, and even then I didn't go there, because it's not really my thing. I did see Lanette on the way, which helped a bit, but not as much. Then Sydian learns the sexiest move ever!

(A sexy move for a sexy woman. :D)


I ran into Lanette again, but this time at her house. She should really invest in importing a Mr. Mime or something, like Ash's mum does to do all the cleaning and housework. She did give me some useful information though. :D

(Yep. Organise my boxes which only one will have Pokemon in them.)


Oh yes, I forgot to say that there is grass on this route, which just happens to be where I found my next Pokemon. A Seviper which was named Luuke due to the IRC just giving me the idea of that. :) So there were a few trainers here and there which were smashed to a pulp, and remember that sexy Hiker man? Well he does love to give some awesome advice. :D

(Proof or gtfo. :P)


Oh yes, at this point I decided to go back and grab GAVIN out of the PC, in exchange for iwantfood, since I didn't really want a terrible Torkoal clogging up my party. I finally came out to Meteor Falls, where I ran into Team Magma trying to stir trouble with some sort of meteorite. And then dun dun dunnnnnnn... Team Aqua came to save the day!

(Team Aqua, you just got TROLLED! XD;)


Then some guy was crying because the meteorite was stolen. Probably started cutting himself or something.

(I don't know, maybe overrun the world with lots of land mass? o_O


One more thing, I caught a Solrock here and named it Eff Em Ell, courtesy of Erica. :D I walked out of that place, only to end up back in the hellhole, known as Rustboro city. did some stuff, and headed back to Mauville through a Shortcut. ;D I thought as well that I had forgotten to go through the Cycling Road place, and that was an awesome opportunity to train GAVIN some more, which happened to be a good thing since GAVIN is a total beast! ;) I also learnt that I'm an awesome bike rider.

(No shi- Sherlock. :D)


So yeah, I went up from there, and found the entrance to Mt. Chimney wasn't blocked anymore, so I thought I'd go up there myself to check out the cool scenes of Ash and stuff. :)

(It's very, uhh... pretty? :/)


Turns out Team Magma and Aqua were up here fighting for their lives, but of course me being the protagonist, I was heeeeeere to help out the Aqua people, since we need water and stuff. Maxie was the head honcho behind these operations, and thought I should take him out.

(My, Maxie, aren't you quite the educator.)


I knew he was easy, considering Team Magma use Fire types, and so that Lucyy II would have an easy time with them. Although one funny thing happened here. He brang out Zubat against GAVIN, who was attacked with Wing Attack against my Ember. Maxie thought "Oshi- I'm not taking another Ember. GO! CAMERUPT!" and I thought "Oshi- GAVIN's gonna die... GO! Lucyy II!" and that's when it ended.

(Don't get caught off guard. It's the number three rule in being a ninja. :D)


After that was over, I headed off, with a thanking goodbye from Archie, or in their language, an "arigato sayonara". :D The jagged path was next, which would have been perfect for that nub acro bike, which I don't have right now. Although I did manage to catch a Spoink, which was named Ralph because it was a random name.

Lavaridge town was up, and the next stop for the next gym leader, Flannery. But before then, I thought it would have been a good idea to check out their Spa Services for a while. I heard they're like, super special awesome or something. :D

(Ahh, this boiling water is great for my pores and clothes.)


So then after a horrid experience in getting my clothes burnt from the water, Flannery was up next, who had a whole bunch of dudes lining up for her. Probably to suck her imaginary something, you know. Ice cream, which would melt in a place like that. Also Flannery was a cakewalk for Lucyy II, who was just amazing en every way, taking out everyone without Flannery whoring up those potions. :)

(Heh. Get it? Hard? XD;)


I came out of the gym, only to find Brendan stopping me in my tracks. I knew he was sexist and all, but I didn't think he'd stoop to this level.

(Yeah!? Well, then, uhh... Your Mother! D:)

Badges Obtained:

Pokémon which are still alive:
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Sydian ♀ Lv. 31
Brave Nature
Overgrow
- Pursuit
- Screech
- Leaf Blade
- Quick Attack

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OhMahGawd ♂ Lv. 30
Gentle Nature
Keen Eye
- Fury Swipes
- Fake Out
- Night Shade
- Faint Attack

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Lucyy II ♀ Lv. 31
Timid Nature
Huge Power
- Tackle
- Rollout
- Tail Whip
- Bubblebeam

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GAVIN ♀ Lv. 20
Quiet Nature
Oblivious
- Ember
- Tackle
- Growl
- Magnitude


The boxed/day cared:

The deceased:
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[Zaroas]

I'm really bad at updating my runs, eh? I haven't been here in a while.

Just saying I'm still doing this. Just a huge grindfest for all my games (Training for Cyrus in Platinum, Koga in Firered, Chuck in Heartgold, and the E4 in Sapphire). I just got Black, so expect and update there.

 

[jespoke]

Ive done quite some stuff today:

- I got all the way through ss anne before challenging misty
- Gyra evolved somewhere in ss anne
- beat misty with a few Vine whip's from Saur, with was in lv 25 at this moment
- beat Lt. Surge without taking damage. (Queen with her new Body Slam)
- Got Turtle (My nicknames are too obvious :P)
- Got through Rock tunnel. The hikers let turtle evolve quickly
- beat a lot of trainers before going towards the Celadon gym
- Saved

Team:

Spoiler:

Queen lv 28 (Nidoqueen from r.2)
Gyra lv 28 (Gyarados from r.4)
Saur lv 27 (Ivysaur from cerulean)
Char lv 28 (Charmander from r.24)
Turtle lv 26 (Wartortle from Vermilion)

Boxed:

Spoiler:

Bug lv 17 (Butterfree from viridian forest)
Dig lv 18 (Diglett from Diglett's cave) (Suprise!:P)
Eon lv 25 (Eevee from Celadon)(Reserve)

Departed:

Spoiler:

King (Nidoran m from r.22) 2-13 - killed by crit at mt moon
Pika (Pikachu from pallet) 5-17 - killed by crit at r.24

 

[Zaroas]

Hooray, first Black update.

Spoiler:

-Started out, named myself Matt.
-Got an Oshawott and proceeded to own Cheren and Bianca.
-Went to the lab and nicknamed Oshawott as Gaiden (Because the whole family seems like ninjas to me. Or samurais. Whatever.)
-Went to Route 1, watched the demostration, and caught a Lillipup, thank goodness. Nicknamed her Dane.
-Trained Dane and Gaiden up to a good level before taking on Cheren and N.
-Caught a Patrat on Route 2. Dunno why, but nicknamed him Ebil. I'm using him as an HM slave, but he turns out to have an Adamant nature.
-Destroyed Bianca.
-Went to the gym after going to the Trainer's School. Soon, I was battling Cilan. Lilipup was not problem for Gaiden, but then Pansage came out. I switched to Dane, and just spammed Tackle. The badge was mine.
-Went to the Dreamyard and battled Team Plasma. No problem for me.
-Caught a Munna, nicknamed him Inception. Thank goodness for not encountering another Patrat.
-Battled Cheren, came out on top once again.
-Battled Team Plasma in Wellspring Cave.
-Caught a Roggenrola in Wellspring Cave, nicknamed him Hex. Don't really have a use for this thing until I can get my hands on a copy of White so I can trade, so just plopped him in a box. Also put Inception in a box.
-Caught a Pidove on Route 3. Nicknamed him Pilot and put him in a box for some reason.
-Dane, who amazingly shattered my expectations, evolves.
-Arrived at Nacrene City.
-Alright, this proves how lucky I am in these runs sometimes. I enter Pinwheel Forest, and run into some random grass to see what I can find. I find a freaking Sawk. 1st encounter. Oh my gosh. Weakened and caught him, and nicknamed him Jet Li.

Nuvema Town - Gaiden the Oshawott (Level 16, party)
Route 1 - Dane the Herdier (Level 17, party)
Route 2 - Ebil the Patrat (Level 6, HM slave)
Dreamyard - Inception the Munna (Level 10, boxed)
Route 3 - Pilot the Pidove (Level 11, boxed)
Wellspring Cave - Hex the Roggenrola (Level 12, boxed)
Pinwheel Forest - Jet Li the Sawk (Level 12, party)

 

[axman11224]

hey.. I liked the ice jokes at least :P. If you aren't doing this for yourself then it isn't even worth doing. BUT, keep up the good work as long as you have fun doing it!

Haha, I was just messing around. I'll keep doing them even if we get no views cause it's just that fun:)

But I do understand that it's hard for other people to get the jokes when a lot of them are just references to this one forum most people don't know about :P But thanks for watching :)

Edit: Episode 17:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZphC2kstFs&hd=1

I thought he could survive! sadface

 

[jespoke]

I saw today why you should never use in game save alone on VBA, i suddenly save stated back from fuchsia with a high 30's team to vermillion with a low 20's team :(. trying to get back there, but my team might look a little different by then


Edit: This is not my day today! I've fought my way to having 7 badges now, but the price has high: i lost 2 two of my most important team members + their fall in's. Now i will need some serious grinding of my new Hitmonlee and Slowpoke

Team:

Spoiler:

Queen lv 42 (Nidoqueen from r.2)
Gyra lv 43 (Gyarados from r.4)
Saur lv 43 (Venusaur from cerulean)
Slow lv 30 (Slowpoke from Seafoam)
Hit lv 30 (Hitmonlee from Saffron)

Boxed:

Spoiler:

Bug lv 17 (Butterfree from viridian forest)
Dig lv 18 (Diglett from Diglett's cave) (Suprise!:P)
Eon lv 25
King II lv 17

Departed:

Spoiler:

King (Nidoran m from r.22) 2-13 - killed by crit at mt moon
Pika (Pikachu from pallet) 5-17 - killed by crit at r.24
Turtle(Wartortle from Vermilion) 10-31 killed by 5 hits of fury attack
Char (Charizard from r.24) 10-41 Killed by crit from a random trainer
Snore (Snorlax from somewhere) 30-41 OHKO'ed by Blane's Arcenine's Fire Blast's crit :(
Pony (Rapidash from somewhere) 30-42 Killed by Sabrina (Had caught up to the others in this gym :( )

next time i have to remember to catch a pokemon in each area, so that ive got some more to choose from in this situation.

 

[Zaroas]

Well, either I've been having quite the luck, I'm skilled, or this is a really easy game.

Spoiler:

-After training Jet Li, I entered the gym and solved the puzzle. Lorena? Pfft. Jet Li just spammed Double Kick, although Retaliate nearly killed him.
-After seeing Team Plasma steal the skull, I entered the Pinwheel Forest. Unfortunately, I caught Jet Li there, so I couldn't catch any of those cool Bug types.
-Battled through Pinwheel Forest and received the skull, which I handed over to Lorena.
-Entered Castelia City.
-Caught a Darumaka on Route 4, nicknamed her Burns.
-Grinded before taking on the Plasma Grunts. They were easy. Obviously.
-Entered the gym. Honestly, this was the easiest gym I've seen in a long time. Burns just spammed Fire Punch and Fire Fang and we won.
-Battled Bianca, who was no match for me. Then, I battled Cheren, who was also no match for my Pokemon.
-Caught a Dweeble in the Desert Resort, nicknamed him Hermit. Also caught a Yamask in the Relic Castle, and nicknamed him Osiris. But... He had a terrible nature. :l
-Met up with the Professor and battled the grunts. Easy.
-Failed to catch anything on Route 15, 6, and the Lostlorn Forest. I accidentally critted a Minccino, OHKOed a Liepard, and miscalculated the damage on a Swadloon in the Lostlorn Forest.

Nuvema Town - Gaiden the Dewott (Level 25, party)
Route 1 - Dane the Herdier (Level 26, party)
Route 2 - Ebil the Patrat (Level 6, HM slave, Box)
Dreamyard - Inception the Munna (Level 10, boxed)
Route 3 - Pilot the Pidove (Level 11, boxed)
Wellspring Cave - Hex the Roggenrola (Level 12, boxed)
Pinwheel Forest - Jet Li the Sawk (Level 26, party)
Route 4 - Burns the Darumaka (Level 26, party)
Desert Resort - Hermit the Dweeble (Level 21, training, party)
Relic Castle - Osiris the Yamask (Level 21, boxed)

 

[hazard master]

Yeah well, I'm restarting now due to having crappy mons, so heres a new update on my new trial:

Started
Got Torch, the Torchic
Encountered Zigzagoons in bot 101 and 103
Got a Ziggy in 102
Helped Wally in his pokemon world domination plan
Killed the Ziggy I wanted to catch on 104
Wait a Second, what is that? ***** Shroomish!? ***** YEEAAHH!!!!!!! My entire game plan has completely changed thanks to this little guy.

While training Mushi against a Tailow; Tailow used peck! OMFG a Critical Hit!!!! GARFBLEGRF!!! OMFG One hp left THANK YOUZZ WHOEVER HELPED ME!!!

Okay enough of that now. I got through the woods and did battle with those fools.

 

[DefiningTheDecade]

Hello Nuzlockians

Long time no.. uhm.. yeah

Started Platinum and got almost nowehre so far

Platinum Legacy

Chapter 1

Spoiler:

Lavir.. Why do you always lose your many water pokemon? I asked.

We were sitting in my room laid back watching Mewtwo strikes back..

Why do you lose your oh so powerful Hothead?

I don't lose him I let him play with weak pokemon

He left my room a little disturbed and slammed the door. I chased after him.

Why do you always have an attitude when we talk about Hothead?

He slammed his door in my face..

I'm going to go find Hothead

I know its short.. my ingenuity is running low and I really am looking for hothead.. not so easy to hack in..

See you in an hour or so Nuzlockians

 

[hazard master]

Okay so heres another update:

Yup finished my epic grinding and my level 16's were ready to do battle with Roxanne. Easy win (mega drain + STAB + 4x weakness = 240 power). Lets see, I saved Peeko then got a free ride to Dewford. Sweet! Ventured into the cavern for a new Mon and, to my surprise, I encountered an Aron! Named her Dempsy. I then delivered the letter to Steven, then beat Brawley with Torch. Mr. Briney gave me another free ride to Slateport, and just north of there I found a Pluse. "Enjoy the Box." I beat may quite easily (more mega drain, only this time with the miracle seed). Surprisingly, no one has died yet.

 

[DefiningTheDecade]

I back Luznockers.. I mean nuzlockers..(I tend not to backspace)

After the slowest intro ever I rebegan yet another solo adventure..

Chapter 2 - So.. Purty..

Spoiler:

I started to search this new world for the loose Charmander that I had once again devolved. To my amazment as soon as I left Twinleaf I saw him trying to climb a tree.

Hothead what are you doing?

I'm trying.. to get.. the berry

He was grunting between words making it hard to understand. And yet I've never seen Hothead so brave to climb to a tree top for berries(hint: Hothead is of the brave nature). I mean in Hoenn he seemed so timid(I think you get it). I guess he's grown from his lax ways.

Hothead get down from there! You're not a Charizard anymore!

I yelled up but he had gone to far up to listen. I head a pluck and thought to myself 'wow I guess he really can do things now.' That is until I heard him wobble (more like yell at the tree for not standing still). And then I heard 3 crashes and a thud.

That sounded painful. You okay?

He instantly got to his feet with a large golden berry in his left paw. And just as fast as it took me to describe the berry was the berry in his mouth and into his stomach. A loud gurgle came from his stomach and Hothead shimmered a little.. soon his orange skin turned golden.

Hothead you're shiny!!

K paso?

Nevermind.. its worthless to explain

Again getting nowhere just explaining that out of pure luck he was Brave natured(to my likings) and Shiny(just cool) lucky day.. anyways

Ppeace out Doorknobs!.. I mean Nuzlockes! :)

 

[hazard master]

Okay, I decided to rewrite my story in story format

Enter, The Prologue (Sorta)

Spoiler:

"Locke! You can come out of the moving van now!"
"I'm sorry mom. I won't ever do it again!"
"Good, go upstairs and set your clock."
Locke went upstairs to his room and set his clock while thinking 'Wow! Is this really the entire house? I mean, where is the bathroom?' Suddenly Locke's mom entered his room and scared the crap out of him. "Good, now come downstairs and watch the end of the news."
"Crap! We missed it! Oh well, go over to our neighbor's and peep on their daughter."
"Gladly."
Locke walked the whole ten feet over to his neighbor's house.
"OMFG! WTF ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? Oh, you're the new neighbor. Go upstairs and talk to our daughter."
"Uhh, okay."
Locke walked upstairs.
"Let's see, got all my **** together, so, oh, who are you? Oh, okay. Crap in a bucket! I gotta go help my dad catch some mons. See ya later!"
Locke left the house and began to walk towards the only exit when he was stopped by a little kid.
"Hey, the professor is getting mauled by a mon up there."
"OMG! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
"Well, I guess I could help him. He might give me my first mon."
"THERE IN MY SACK! GRAB ONE OF MY BALLS!"
"Hmm, Treeko and Mudkip are pretty strong, but Torchic looks cooler. Okay Torchic, destroy that Poochyena!"
Later at the lab:
"Thanks kid, I would've been eaten alive if you hadn't showed up."
"Just give me the mon."
"Okay, but first we need to talk about how Hoenn has changed in the recent years. First pokemon now get killed if they run out of HP. Next, because of the decrease of mons, trainers are limited to only the first mon they encounter in each area. And finally, trainers must name their mons."
"Okay lets go-" Locke thought for a moment. "-Torch."
And thus begins Lockes journey into the world of Nuzlocke.

 

[jespoke]

Well, i've been grinding for like an hour in super speed to make Mud and Hit catch up + train the whole team to lv 50. up against Giovanni, the league, and then post my final post!

Edit: Finish! i lost Queen, but i beat the League my final team was:

Team:

Spoiler:

Queen lv 53 (Nidoqueen from r.2) Killed by Lance's Dragonite Longes surviving member Longest usefull staying member
Gyra lv 54 (Gyarados from r.4) MVP
Saur lv 53 (Venusaur from cerulean)
Hit lv 53 (Hitmonlee from Saffron)Most positive suprising
Mud lv 52 (Muk from Pokemon mansion)LVP

Boxed:

Spoiler:

Bug lv 17 (Butterfree from viridian forest)
Dig lv 18 (Diglett from Diglett's cave) (Suprise!:P)
Eon lv 25
King II lv 17
King III lv 41

Departed:

Spoiler:

King (Nidoran m from r.22) 2-13 - killed by crit at mt moon
Pika (Pikachu from pallet) 5-17 - killed by crit at r.24
Turtle(Wartortle from Vermilion) 10-31 killed by 5 hits of fury attack
Char (Charizard from r.24) 10-41 Killed by crit from a random trainer 1. of 2 most disappointing
Snore (Snorlax from somewhere) 30-41 OHKO'ed by Blane's Arcenine's Fire Blast's crit :( 2. of 2 most disappointing
Pony (Rapidash from somewhere) 30-42 Killed by Sabrina (Had caught up to the others in this gym :( )
Slow (Slowpoke from Seafoam) 30-36 Killed while trying to catch up to the rest
Rock (Geodude from Victory road) 46 OHKO'ed in its first battle.(Against Dragonite :P)

 

[hazard master]

Okay, here be Chapter 1:

Spoiler:

Upon leaving the lab, Locke and Torch continued upward into route
101.
"Now, all we have to do is get through this route without
encountering a pokemon."
But before Locke could finish this sentence, Torch had already found,
and killed, a Zigzagoon."
Locke gave his Torchic a look of anger and disapointment, and they
continued into Oldale town.
"Excuse me, where is the free stuff?"
"Right this way kid! I work at the-"
"Just give me the free stuff."
The duo continued into route 103.
"Now Torch, don't screw this one-TORCH! WHY DO YOU KILL EVERYTHING YOU SEE?"
Torch gave his trainer a puzzled look, like he didn't understand why
he wasn't supposed to kill everything he saw.
"Oh, good. There's May. Hey May! Let's battle! Okay Torch, here's the
game plan: she'll send out a Mudkip. All you have to do is kill it."
Torch chirped in agreement (Don't worry, eventually they'll start
talking).
"Good. Go get 'em. Now May, are you ready?"
"Ready? I'll have you know that I have an extensive history as a
trainer. Now, let's see you beat my level 5 Mudkip!"
"Torch, kill."
Torch killed the MUdkip.
"Wow, you're pretty good at battling. Let's go back to the lab."
Later, at the lab:
"Here, this is a pokedex. Your jub is to fill it up, even though
that's not possible in the world of nuzlocke."
"And here are 5 pokeballs to help you on your adventure."
"Kthnxbai."
"Okay Torch, here's route 102. If you screw this one up, I swear I'm
returning you for the Treeko."
"Yay's we got a new teammate! Imma gunna name you, Ziggy 1. ENJOY
THE- wait, is that a rare candy?"
"Okay guys, this is the gym. Let's go kick some butt!"
"Yo, I wanna pokemon."
"Locke, go with this loser and catch him a pokemon."
"No."
"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"Fine."
"Yay's."
Upon returning to the gym:
"Now, since I don't want to kill you, yet, go and battle 4 other gym
leaders first."
"Okay team, here's route 104. Let's catch a new mon- REALLY TORCH?"