THE OFFICIAL NUZLOCKE CHALLENGE THREAD

[Shiny Politoed]

Well this isn't the first time he's posted them in this thread, and the art style looks similar to his avatar. The most suspicious thing about his run is that he actually had the determination to grind past Lv. 50 in HG/SS.

I have alot patience and no life so yeah...I got time.

 

[Alternative]

Alright! I can finally update my Nuzlocke run. :D

Pokemon Emerald Nuzlocke

Chapter 1: Using the name "Gurl" makes everyone sound hip/gay.

So I started a new game, and Professor Birch explained everything to me about what a Pokemon is etc. and asked me for my name.

(Yes, I'm thuper creative. :3)

I finished all that crap with him and the "dream sequence" and woke up after moving house. Good to know that I ended up in the back of a moving truck. >.<

(Way to go, mom. Put your own daughter in the back of a moving van)

All that happened and stuff went down and I had walked into my house and find some Vigoroth moving all my stuff. o_O

(Wut?)

So after going into my room, getting the potion from my computer, and setting the time, I went downstairs to see Dad on TV. I didn't see him, but I found out that gym leaders have friends. o_O So I went next door without knocking to Prof. Birch's house, who told me to go see Brendan, who just happens to be a sexist pig. -_-

(Keep up with that attitude and I won't make you a sammich)

After trying to steal his Pokemon, I went up to route 101, where a little girl was frightened because a stranger was being attacked by Ziggy Stardust aka Zigzagoon. I went a rescued him with a stolen Treecko from his bag. I followed him back to his lab and for some reason he kept telling me how to live my life. o_O

(DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, MAN!)

So off I went with my adventure to meet Birch's kid, which I must say I really don't want to do, and also grinding Sydian so it can help me win and stuff. I swear right now she's a real stud. <3

(Da na na na!)

Went to Oldale Town, healed, mugged a lady for a Potion etc. and finally made it to Route 203, where Sydian grinded some more, and was told to battle Brendan. I won of course, despite all his sexist slurs.

(No duh. Never underestimate me, Gurl :D)

After a long road there, Birch asked me to gather information on his Pokedex, which I must do. I also got some Pokeballs, which Brendan has to keep making sexual slurs about. -_- Aside from that, I got a present from my mom. It wasn't a sammich, but a pair of Running shoes instead! I made way for Route 101 again and caught Noob the Poochyena, who I grinded along with Sydian to get some nice stats on them. Made my way through Oldale Town to Route 103 again, which is where I caught DavidBowie the Zigzagoon.

I traversed onto Route 203, which is where I trained Noob and DavidBowie a bit, and came across a Ralts, whom was dubbed to be "PureSex". Shortly after, Noob had died at level 6. It was devastating, but oh well. He was a total noob anyway. n_n I kept going through the trainers, and then PureSex had died. Despite it only kowing Growl I thought he would have lasted longer than that. D:

I made it to Petalburg City, where I have done lots of filler stuff which will become an important plot point later in the game. Wally caught a Pokemon, I ran into Scott etc etc. Made it to Route 204, which is where I met my newest companion, Womanizer the Taillow. She grinded until she was on par with the sexy beast, Sydian. I ventured forward and mugged some rich kids out of their money, which will help me in buying Pokeballs and Potions. Also a sad, sad day as DavidBowie died. I will miss getting lots of Potions. :(

Petalburg Woods was next, in which I encountered a Wurmple. I caught her and named her Lucyy. Sadly though, after evolving into a Cascoon, she had died so I had to let her go. I came up to the Devon Representative, who was looking for Shroomish, when all of a sudden, a Team Aqua grunt appears with his Poochyena. I pounded him into submission of course, and got a Great Ball for a reward. :D Made it to the second half of Route 104 and got some berry stuff from those people and stuff went down. Battled some more rich kids and made it to Rustboro City.

Not a lot happened now. I just got some Cutting utensil and a Quick Claw and quickly went into the gym to battle the trainers. I only had two Pokemon at this stage, and with Womanizer being utterly useless against the rock types, I chose Sydian to solo the gym, where she evolved. :D

(Woo, stronger, sexier Sydian! <3)

Went up to Roxanne, who I made easy work of her two Geodude with Absorb. Nosepass was a little more difficult though, with it spamming Rock Tomb, slowing Sydian down, and me sucking all the health out of it. It was slow as hell, with her abusing Potions. I got lucky though and with a critical hit, it went down with a bang, and I managed to get the Stone badge. I walked out of the gym and saved.

(Damn straight you did. :D)

Badges Obtained:

Pokémon which are still alive:

Sydian ♀ Lv. 18
Brave Nature
Overgrow
- Pursuit
- Leer
- Absorb
- Quick Attack

Womanizer ♀ Lv. 13
Bold Nature
Guts
- Wing Attack
- Growl
- Focus Energy
- Quick Attack

The fallen ones:

​

 

[Zaroas]

I so want a Mamoswine in my Heartgold now.

I may actually do multiple runs for each generation. For the comics I'm aiming to have every character become champion, so thus I would do multiple runs in case my current one flukes.

And I feel suddenly like my Platinum run is going to be the best one. Only lost 2 Pokemon + Overgrinding = Ownage.

 

[champagnepapi]

@Alternative-A nuzlocke run with CSS, well I'll be. Looks really good.

@Zaroar-You really do. It's typing is fantastic, Earthquake can pretty much kill everything that Avalanche/Blizzard can't. He's
a fantastic Pokemon, especially for Lance, hopefully you can haul on in.

 

[chaos11011]

Sorry no update today guys, I just had a horrible experience with death and it was all my fault, it left me in tears. I'm not in the mood to update and maybe even not updating tommorow. (This death is no where as near as I am in the story, I havn't even caught her yet on the story.)

Though the next episode though will have the Falkner battle though, so that should lighten your moods.

 

[PatJamma]

Ok so last time it was me, mudkip (Billy Mays), and poochyena (ToolBandit). Now it's me, Billy Mays, Tailow (Flies Away), Shroomish (Green Now!) Wingull (Zorbeez), and Nincada (Orange Glo). Sadly there was a Green Now! before shroomish =( You will be missed lotad! Toolbandit also passed away stupid crits!

I'm about to challenge the first gym and before anybody asks I counted the entrance and exit of petalburg woods as two separate areas

 

[Perriechu]

DUN DUN DUNNN

After a lot of consideration, I've finally decided I'm gonna start a Nuzlocke on Platinum u.u I'll start tomorrow though.

 

[vaporeon7]

Following suit with dragonomega I am also going to start one but on Red.

 

[Perriechu]

Actually I'm gonna start one on Yellow; Then move to platinum.

Could I hack a Seel as my starter? :3 I really want one >> haha.

 

[champagnepapi]

Actually I'm gonna start one on Yellow; Then move to platinum.

Could I hack a Seel as my starter? :3 I really want one >> haha.

I guess you could, I've seen some pretty crazy nuzlockes in my time.
It would be kind of wierd having a Pikachu follow you, but in actuality, you're using a Seel, but whatever floats your boat ;D.

 

[Perriechu]

Yeah, thing about that is... I'm gonna stick to Pokemon I can get naturally;

So I'll probs start my challenge once I get of the PC lmao... first nickname shall be Sydian. Since she wanted it :3

 

[Hawkfire-the-cat]

Hi there again! I've decided to do a Platnium Nuzlocke on my actual game, so no pictures, so I'm going to write a story insted! (Thought it be quicker than doing a comic, not so sure now...)
I'm also playing a run through of HG now though, and schools starting again soon, so I'm not going to be updating like crazy and if I get to busy I'll just go back to normal updating.

I'm naming everyone from a random word from whatever song I'm listening to when I catch them, please enjoy!

Spoiler:

CHAPTER ONE
"And Professor Rowan has recently returned to Sandgem town..."

'What the hell am I doing watching TV and only wearing a coat-thingy in a world populated by potential weapons of mass destruction? I'm out of here to find some clothes and world domination.'

Shame turned off the TV and walked down the stairs. She looked like your average pre-teen brain-dead zombie prep girl, with black hair, a pink coat-thingy, and a face that reeked of not-very-amused-ness.

'At least I have a badass scarf...' She consoled herself, to no avail.

'Hi sweetie! How are you feeling?' her Mum called out, from the kitchen of course.

'Oi, narrator, stop making over-used sexist jokes, you're a woman you know too! I'm feeling very-not-amused, mother.'

'Aww, that's so lovely! Your friend, Fair (word in the song I was playing) was looking for you. Something about being extremely reckless and running into tall grass to catch Pokémon.'

'Yay I suppose...'

Shame walked off to route 201, and saw her friend Fair waiting there. He was blond, and matched the stereotype of being incredibly stupid. He a nice scarf though, so it didn't really matter.

'Hi there! You saw that Rowan guy on the TV rite-'

'Did you just speak text speak?'

'-we're going to run from tall grass really quickly, so we don't get mauled to death!'

'Well, whatever floats your boat I suppose...'

'Okay! One...' Fair pulled back, and went into sprint position, 'two...'

'HOLD IT!' A loud voice shouted out, and temporarily broke time itself.
Once time had recovered, Shame saw an old guy stand behind them.

'Hey Shame, isn't that Professor Rowan?' Fair asked her.

'Indeed it is mere mortal.'

He looked at both of them, and READ THEIR PUNY MINDS *Duuun duuun duuuuuuun! *

'Well it's obvious you want Pokémon, isn't that right?

They both nodded. World domination here I come! Shame thought in evil delight.

'Tell me, do you both love Pokémon?'

'That could be interpreted soooooo wrongly', Shame pointed out.

Rowan blushed a little, 'Oh my, I never thought of it like that at all. At least one of you has brains... Not sure about maturity, but brains at least... Man servant!'

He looked over his shoulder at a scrawny nobody who had appeared out of nowhere.

'Yes..?' the scrawny nobody asked.

'Give these mortals Pokémon.'

'Okay...'

He handed both Shame and Fair a pokeball. Shame could make out a monkey like creature in it.

'Well, now that I have entrusted to random strangers with incredibly rare beasts, I must depart!'

Rowan and his man servant walked off into the distance, heading in the direction of Sandgem town.

'That. Was. AWESOME!!' Fair fan-boyed, 'There's only one thing to do now, right? Shame, I challenge you to a battle!'

Shame sent out her Pokémon. It was a chimchar, a fire typed monkey that was known as a fast and strong Pokémon. Fair sent out a piplup, which was known as a Pokémon which was good against chimchars. Damn man servant.

'Chimchar, scratch its eyes out!'

'That's not an attack!'

'I don't care!'

Chimchar ran towards piplup, scratched at its face with its visible lack of claws making piplup squeal and stand back, before quickly b*tch-slapping the chimchar like the loser it was. The two Pokémon then engaged in mortal combat, pounding and scratching each other like no tomorrow. Eventually the piplup fell down, and Fair returned it to its pokeball.

'Wow, good match Shame! We better go to Sandgem town to thank the professor!'

The duo walked off to Sandgem town, luckily not running into any Pokémon. The lab was fairly noticeable, they entered it and saw Rowan standing at its back. Fair quickly rushed int, gabbled some rabid words and instantly left.

'Ummm... What?' Shame stated flatly.

'Now there, Shame, wasn't it? Do you want to name your chimchar?

'Yes please, it's stupid calling it chimchar! That's like going around the place calling everyone Human, or People or Person or something like that.'

'Yeeeeeesss... The name please, the name!'

'Alright... I shall call you Wonder! So Rowan, how can I repay you for giving me a personal hit man?'

'Oh, think nothing of it. You just have to do me some HUGE favours of course. First, I would like you to go on a dangerous journey and complete this.'

Rowan handed her something that looked like a red mobile phone.

'That is a pokedex. It records data on any Pokémon you battle. I also want you to enter the Pokémon league. Another mortal I asked to use a pokedex entered it, and I also got famous as a result! If two of my disciples- students! I mean students! Enter, imagine how much more famous I could get!'

'But your voice can break time, wouldn't you get more famous from that?'

'Anyway, fill up the pokedex and challenge the league. I must warn you though; a few things have changed in recent years. Instead of just fainting the opponents Pokémon, you must slay them, or risk your Pokémon being slain. The box system has broken, so you can only keep the first six Pokémon you catch. Healing items have also been banned because of their side effects, and new laws state that you can only catch the first Pokémon you see in any area, and no more.'

'Umm... Yay...'

'Don't worry though!' Rowan sounded chirpier, 'I'll give you this, it's a translator. As long as you have this, you will be able to understand any Pokémon in your possession. Good luck, and welcome to the crapsack world of Pokémon battling!'

 

[vaporeon7]

vaporeon7's Nuzlocke Challenge (Red)

So I started my Nuzlocke Challenge on Red. I did all the beginning stuff and got to Prof. Oak's Lab. After recommendation from chaos11011 I decided to start my journey with Bulbasaur who I nicknamed Chaos. My Rival Blue decided to choose Charmander and challenged me to a battle. I won (of course) and headed of to Viridian City. I went to the Pokemart and piked up Prof. Oak's parcel and delivered it to him. I then received my Pokedex and so did Blue. I then went back to Viridian City and bought some Pokeballs. I then headed west and saw a Nidoran (f) who I caught and nicknamed Sydian.

I then trained my Pokemon a bit and defeated Blue again. I then went to and through Viridian Forest where I caught a Weedle and nicknamed it Jd. After I reached Pewter City I went back and trained Chaos and Sydian. They evolved into Ivysaur and Nidorina respectively.

I then went into the Pewter Gym and beat the one trainer with Sydian. After that warm up I challenged Brock.

The battle was easy and I only needed Chaos and its Vine Whip.

This is the end of my update.
Current Team:

Chaos (Ivysaur) Lv16.
Moves: Tackle, Growl, Leech Seed, Vine Whip.

Sydian (Nidorina) Lv16.
Moves: Growl, Tackle, Scratch, Poison Sting.
Others:
Jd: Weedle.​

 

[Hawkfire-the-cat]

Okay then (yes, it has hasn't even been a day)

CHAPTER TWO

Spoiler:

Shame left the lab, back tracking to route 201 so she could train up Wonder, preparing him for world domination. She was going to play it safe at first though, follow the rules, defeat the league, get fanboys, sic fanboy's on the world, destroying all of humanity. It was an absolutely flawless idea.
"Tweedle-deedle-dee!"
Shame saw a flurry of feathers as a starly crashed into her. She quickly sent out Wonder, one scratch and a pokeball later the starly joined the rank of her minions.
'So lets see what you do... I'll tell you what you can do, sh*t all, that's what.'
"Oh well, with time and patience, even a bidoof has a chance of defeating something! Actually, it doesn't, please ignore the metaphor."
'Eh?' Shame exclaimed. The voice had come from the starly, and she remembered that translator thing Rowan gave her.
'Ummm... Why doesn't he just sell this to get fame and money? What a weirdo. Anyway, starly, from now on you shall be known as...' Okay, first word that comes to my mind... Oh dear. 'Soundtrack! Your name is Soundtrack! Now kneel before my very-not-amused-ness!'
"Okay!" Soundtrack went on her knees... I think. I don't even know if those stubby things have knee's... Yay for totally lame epic narrator! Now back to the story.
Shame sent out Wonder, 'So what is your personality? If it's not as obedient as Soundtracks, expect pain. If you think of Naruto as I said that, you are a geek!'
"How would I even know what Naruto is?" Wonder replied, "I have no problem following your commands either."
'Even if those commands were to kill?'
"Yep", Wonder nodded, "all in a good days work."
"Sounds fine to me", Soundtrack nodded.
'Good. Now let's go murder some bidoof.

.....​

'There, it's a bidoof, kill it!'
Wonder leapt into the battle, spitting out a ball of flames which instantly incinerated the annoying com mon. Suddenly, he started to glow in a white light.
'So, this is evolution?'
Standing were Wonder once stood was a monferno, with the blazing tail the random blue eye thingy's and all.
'Heck yes', Shame grinned evilly.
"Wow, I'm gonna be able win against almost anything like this!" Wonder smiled.
"Good job", Soundtrack congratulated him, "I'm next!"
And so she was, a few more dead bidoofs later and the white light came again, leaving Soundtrack a fully evolved Staravia. Now with two over levelled and evolved Pokémon, Shame started heading towards Jubilife, ready gain power and kick some serious ass.

Not as long as chapter one, but I thought it would be an important update anywayz.
Just a few notes:
The rules I'm using are 1: only can catch first pokemon you bump into per route, 2: Only heal at pokemon centre, 3: If a pokemon faints it is dead, 4: battle style on set, and for my own amusement I can't use the boxs, so the first six 'mons I catch are the ones I have to use (including the togepi you get thrust opon you, two norm/fly types ==), and I'm naming everything after a word in the song I'm listning to when playing. I'll probably allow myself to use full restores against the league, but no revives etc. Also, Soundtrack is a girl btw, I didn't mention it at all in the chapter.

 

[Sammuthegreat]

2: Only heal at pokemon centre

Good luck with that, I used that rule for my first Nuzlocke until I realised that the Elite 4 would be utterly impossible without healing items (in-battle, at least). It's doable up till the E4, but you might find you need to backtrack on that one :P

Otherwise, I'm enjoying reading your stories, keep it up!

 

[Hawkfire-the-cat]

Good luck with that, I used that rule for my first Nuzlocke until I realised that the Elite 4 would be utterly impossible without healing items (in-battle, at least). It's doable up till the E4, but you might find you need to backtrack on that one :P

Otherwise, I'm enjoying reading your stories, keep it up!

Thanks, glad someones liking them, I'll prob's edit this later with the next chapter.

Yeah, as for the E4 I think I'll allow myself to use full restores before versing the champion, and I have the ability to over-grind (aka has no life at all :))

EDIT: CHAPTER THREE:

Spoiler:

Jubilife city. The city that can only be explained in two words. Thirty-three buildings.

'Alright team, welcome to the grandest place in all of Sinnoh, and its dismal smallness', Shame told her team.

"Wow... That's cool', Soundtrack replied

'Uh, no, it's not cool.'

"Why don't half these buildings have doors?" Wonder inquired.

'Hey, Shame!' a voice called out from the city.

'What? It's Rowan's man servant!' The b@st@rd, he gave Fair a better Pokémon... Why the heck are my thoughts censored?

The man servant walked toward her, and all the team felt like treating him like a bidoof. Aka, murder...

'Have you been to the trainer's school yet? I heard-'

Shame quickly ran away, crashing into some random rich guy.

'Oh hello there, new trainer', he spoke.

'I have two demi-evolved Pokémon with me. I have enough man power to rob a bank. What on earth makes you think I'm a new trainer?'

'Ooooh, isn't it obvious, you don't have a watch!'

'There are some serious flaws with that explanation.'

'Here you go, have this!' the random stranger clipped a watch-like item around Shame's wrist.

'What the heck? Who go's clipping things on random kids hands?!'

'It is a Poketch! It is like one of those generic iTouch rip-offs, except it's a watch!'

'Why are you giving it to a random ten, or eleven, or whatever age I am year old!'

'Because you are a lovely person!'

'Um... Goodbye.'

Shame sprinted down an alleyway, crashing into a man wearing a very conspicuous brown coat.

'How did you guess I was a member of the international police?'

'... What? I haven't even said anything!'

'Ah yes, modest I see. But I can tell, you have an observing eye, no?' the probably slightly unhinged man replied.

'I really hope you hit your head on something very hard when you were a child. It's the only plausible explanation for this.'

'Coincidentally, have you heard of the saying don't be a thief?'

'Yeah, but I completely ignore it.'

'Ah... That is good. You know stealing is bad. But there are bad people in this region of Sinnoh now, very bad people, who go by the name of Team Galactic. That is why I became sent here, to hunt down these criminals!'

'Doesn't anyone hear a thing what I say?'

'Please, call me Looker', the man told her, 'If you see me again, tell me of any strange things your observant eyes have seen. Unless I'm on duty, actually, no, even if I am on duty! Tell me you must, now, farewell!'

Looker suddenly vanished in a puff of smoke.

'There are only three explanations for this. One, I've hit my head on something, two, my drink, which I haven't even had, was spiked, three, I've gone completely insane.'

'Ah, no' Looker suddenly appeared behind her, 'I'm just part ninja.'

'Okay...'

He vanished again in a puff of smoke. Shame decided to leave the city. It was way too creepy. Very way too creepy. She walked off in the direction of Oreburgh city, the place of the first gym badge. One her way out, she spotted Fair.

'Hey, Shame! Let's have a friendly match! First one to injure each other's

Pokémon wins!' he sent out a starly and a piplup.

Shame sent out her team in response, 'Wonder, mach punch. Soundtrack, quick attack.'

Her Pokémon quickly moved in two flashes of light, quickly flooring Fair's duo.

'Aww nuts! I lost! I'll tell you now, that won't happen again!' Fair ran off leaving a Shame feeling evily smug.

'Oi, Fair!' she called after him, 'you. Just. Got. Owned.'

 

[Erufuun]

Well, I have been trying this on Emerald. :D Fairly easy so far~ Here is how it has been gong down!
Start off with Torchic, nicknamed him Chikpea! :3 (Only one I really want to nickname, because I risk losing everyone else more. ;; )
Go into Route 102, find Poochyena!
Go through the helping Wally catch a Pokemon nonsense. >.>
Go into Route 103, 'nother Poochyena! D: So I didn't catch...
Go into forest! Find Tailow! Really excited, cause now I can clear the forest no problem~ ;D Which I did!
To Route 116, trained a bit, first encounter was a Abra D; LITTLE BASTARD TELEPORTED.
To Gym, Killed it with Poochyena's Bite!! (Hurray for Flinch!)
Onto to save Peeko, and then a boat to Dewford town!! :D
UNFORTUANATELY, MY FIRST POKEMON HERE WAS ALSO AN ABRA. FFFFFFFFFFF
So to get a new member, went to Slateport, kinda disappointed when I caught a Gulpin. D: But he is not so bad, learns Sludge at 14! c:
Now to go back to Dewford and fight the Gym~
Tailow ANNIHILATED this place! Tore everything up with Wing attack in one hit!
When suddenly... Brawly sends out Makuhita. D; I was feeling gutsy... Too gutsy... Wing Attack! Brings him down to a sliver of health, then BAM! Tailow was Vital Thrown into oblivion. ;~; I almost CRIED, he was my highest level!! *Sighs* But Luckily with Gulpin and his resistance, I was able to finally take him down... BUT AT WHAT COST!!!
Now sailing back to Slateport to continue my quest, one party member down...
R.I.P., my Tailow. ;;

Since I have nothing better to do, I will update you guys like everyday! :D

And instead of using items out of battle, I will only use them in battle...Gonna be hard in the Pokemon League. D:

 

[vaporeon7]

vaporeon7's Nuzlocke Challenge (Red)
Part 2

After healing at the Pokemon Center and being put to sleep by Jigglypuff I decided to continue on east. I was happy to find that that annoying kid stopped trying to show me where the gym was. On the road to Mt. Moon I found and caught a Pidgey which I nicknamed Alternativ.

After some training my cute eyed Alternativ evolved.

After healing at the Pokemon Center and avoiding being scammed out of $500 for a stupid Magikarp I went into Mt. Moon. In Mt. Moon I found a Zubat and I caught it. In Mt. Moon I did a lot of training and found a Moon Stone. I decided to evolve Sydian so that she could learn Body Slam.

After roughing up those useless Rocket Grunts and a near death by Alternativ after battling that Lv16 Raticate I picked the Helix Fossil and exited Mt. Moon. I saw an Ekans and went to weaken it but I got a critical hit and defeated it. I healed at Cerulean City and went to battle Blue. I wiped the floor with him and his Abra and continued on. I got to the end of the Nugget Bridge and was asked to join Team Rocket. I kept saying yes but the deaf grunt kept misunderstanding me and then attacked me. I beat him without taking any damage. I figured his Pokemon must have been deaf to.

I went into the grass patch and found a cute little Oddish. I caught the little guy and nicknamed it Diablerie. I continued on to Bill's house and when I reached there I saw a Pokemon. After failing to capture it I found out it was Bill and helped him be a human again. He gave me a SS. Anne ticket.

After that ordeal I went to the Cerulean Gym and challenged Misty. Chaos made quick work of her Staryu and her Starmie was up After a combination of Leech Seed and Vine Whip I was victorious.

She awarded my badge and that ends this chapter of my Nuzlocke Challenge,.

Current Team:

Chaos (Ivysaur) Lv23.
Moves: Tackle, Poisonpowder, Leech Seed, Vine Whip.

Sydian (Nidoqueen) Lv23.
Moves: Water Gun, Body Slam, Scratch, Poison Sting.

Alternativ (Pidgeotto) Lv23.
Moves: Gust, Sand-Attack, Quick Attack, Whirlwind.

Diablerie (Oddish) Lv16.
Moves: Absorb.
Others:
Jd (Weedle)
Went (Zubat)​

 

[vinni57]

I'd like to join please.

Game: Ruby Version

Let's do this thing! =D

 

[Hawkfire-the-cat]

Yeah, I think I'm on a roll with this thing!
Battle Roark in this chapter, guess who wins? Roark OKOed my team
CHAPTER FOUR

Spoiler:

Shame strolled along the quite route. A few trainers had jumped at her, but Wonder and Soundtrack quickly took care of them. She had looked at a map in a Pokémon centre, and knew Oreburgh city, the first step in her world domination was just ahead.

She went into a cave, saw the exit and walked towards it, when a random guy with a backpack waltzed up to her.

'Hey there, traveller!'

'Hi...'

'Here, do you want this?' He held out something to her which resembled a CD.

'Yeah, why not', Shame was beginning to believe giving little girls presents was normal in this place, and free stuff can always be sold for a profit.

'It's a HM containing the move rock smash.'

'Yaaay...' Shame attempted to sound pleased (and failed). Rock smash. Best.
Move. Ever... Not.

"What's it do?" Soundtrack asked curiously.

'It's a magical disk containing the essence of fail.'

"Okay!" Soundtrack actually sound satisfied with that answer.

The team proceeded through the cave, quickly entering Oreburgh city.

'Team, it's time to kill some gym leader.'

.....​

Shame entered the gym. It looked like a normal building from the outside, but on the inside it had platforms and ladders everywhere. Well in three places anyway.

'Hey, challenger!' an annoying kid walked up to her, sending out a geodude, 'before you battle Roark, you have to get through me!'

'Wonder, mach punch', the monferno struck out, quickly shattering the rock Pokémon.

'R-Roark!' the boy called out timidly, 'you have a challenger.'

A kinda wussy looking man wearing a helmet thing walked down from one of the rock covered platforms.

'So, this is your first challenge I assume', he stated, 'now, this may be one of your first battles, but I'm not going to go easy on-'

'Yes, I get the point, you think you're awesome. Now can you let me kill your Pokémon?'

'F-fine then', he looked a little shocked at Shame's lack of manners, patience, or any good qualities at all, 'geodude, come out.'

'Wonder, kill!'

Before the geodude could even move, Wonder shot out his fist like a bullet, cracking large chuck of it off. It hadn't died however, and threw one of the rocks of the gym floor at the flaming monkey. It hit Wonder in the chest knocking him back a bit, but he recovered instantly, finishing his opponent off with one more mach punch.

'Onix, you're next!' Roark didn't even flinch at his Pokémon death. Shame guessed he was used to it.

The large rock snake came out, and fell to the same move that killed his companion geodude.

'Don't think you've won this yet', Roark warned as he sent out his final Pokémon, 'Craniados, you can do it!'

Shame smirked, seeing right though Roark's false confidence, 'Wonder, same as before!'

The dinosaur didn't stand a chance, Wonder's speedy punch slaying it in one shot. It fell to the floor, and Shame knew she had earned her first badge.

'Here, take this...' Roark sounded empty as he handed her a badge, 'having this will allow your Pokémon to use rock smash out of battle', he handed her something else, a disk like the HM, 'this TM contains stealth rock, you can only use TM's once, so use it wisely.'

Shame smiled. Step one in my journey to fame and world domination, complete!

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Shame ran back to Jubilife, feeling even more smug than usual.

'Next gym's the one in Eterna city. Filled with grass types, aka cannon fodder.'

She was just about to exit Jubilife, when she saw two men with blue bowl cuts-

'Blue bowl cuts?! Heeeeeeell that's freaking hilarious! They're also wearing shoddy silver outfits! Haha!'

Then Shame saw that they were cornering Professor Rowan and his man servant.

'Oh hell. Very very hell.'

She ran off to them, not wanting Rowan to break time again. It must be really bad for the universe. He saw her coming, and started to speak.

'Oh, good morning there, my fame-making mortal. I see you've already earned your first gym badge. You're an even crueller person than I thought. Good, now how's that pokedex coming along...?'

How the hell does he know I got a gym badge? Some part of me really doesn't want to know.

Before Rowan could check it though, one of the men interrupted.

'Hey, stop talking to that bloody kid and give us those research papers, or your assistant will go through a world of pain!'

'Thank god for that!' Rowan and Shame both replied.

The other blue-bowl-cut man scowled.

'Do you know who you're dealing with?! We're Team Galactic, and we're doing this for the good of mankind! Now give us those papers!'

Rowan glared at the man, and time began to sh*t bricks, 'now then Shame, show these people what my intuition is made of.'

'I'll help too!' the man servant offered. Everyone laughed at that point.

'Come out, Soundtrack', Shame ordered.

'You want a battle do you, kid? We'll make you regret ever coming here!'

'And I'll make you regret having the exact same personalities. Soundtrack, wing attack!'

"You got it!"

The bird launched herself towards the Galactic grunts skunky, quickly slaying it with a powerful flap of her wing. The other grunts glameow was next, it screeched and lunged at the bird, but Soundtrack dodged agilely and swiped her wing at it, finishing it off.

'Whaaaat?!' one of the Galactic members squawked, 'how did we lose to a kid?!'

'Good job, Shame', Rowan complimented, 'Now I can finish them off.'

Shame noticed he was smiling, and most of his teeth looked eerily like fangs.

'Well... See ya!' Shame bolted right out of Jubilife, heading north towards Floaroma city, the next stop on her gym-bashing journey.

Next Chapter, a new team member joins!