The Omegle Thread.

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I am so not crazy. :[.

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XD. Will totally is. >:O.
 
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Hahah, this was my 3rd convo within 3 minutes of learning about Omegle:


Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: 你好 (中国人嘛 喂 (恩 (奇怪 (怎么文字一直被遮啊

Stranger: HELLO FRIEND

You: Hey ching chong man

Stranger: I am from China, very good,

Stranger: We are one in the same.

You: indeed. Mushu pork

Stranger: STARCRAFT, YES?

You: Buttsecks

Stranger: god damn it

Stranger: ****ing /b/
 
i have an idea guys, every time the other person says something, type egg.

we did this on 4chan a while ago, it was funny.
 
Oh beachy you dog...Ok I admit it was a bit too much..But it was my best yet..XD


Anyway:

You: You like my nose?
Stranger: yep
You: Wanna have sex with it?
Stranger: where?
You: Dodgy Dave's.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Iraq.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: ^_^
You: How's your mum?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Just some quick ones there.

EDIT:

Stranger: sup kangaroo
You: TROLL MUTHATRUCKAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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I was just saying that for reactions..didn't mean it.
 
Perverts are online for me. I had 10 convos no one talked cause I'm male.
 
You: Hi. I'm Christos.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm Eric
Stranger: where are you from?
You: ARE YOU ERIK DESTLER
Stranger: no not at all
Stranger: sorry
You: what why ;[
You: well I still love you ♥
Stranger: i don't know haha just like that
Stranger: i love you too
Stranger: ha
You: ok
Stranger: you haven't told me where're from
You: planet mars
You: no actually I'm from PokeCommunity
Stranger: yes cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: Gotta catch 'em all?
Stranger: cellin
You: Cellin is a drink right?
You: Vodka based?
Stranger: yep
You: Hot.
Stranger: whats your name
You: HEIL HITLER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hi
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: how are you
You: gd.
You: u?
Stranger: fine
You: What's your name?
Stranger: esra
Stranger: yours
You: Adolf Mugabe Fritzl
Stranger: from?
You: I come from an Austrian based background, with some family from Germany, with a sprinkle of Zimbabwe.
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I like it when strangers ask me the question "M or F"
You: I like it when people get hit by cars :D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: me too, it keeps me in a job
You: No |:<
You: You're cruel :O
You: The poor people :O
Stranger: they had it coming to them
Stranger: if their numbers up, their numbers up
You: I bet you PUSHED them!
Stranger: a tiny bit
You: Do u liek apple pie? :S
Stranger: YEAH :D do u?
You: I like lickig cats :3
You: licking*
Stranger: buttered toast + cat
Stranger: = paradox
Stranger: :D
You: Paradox's are fun, just like licking cats and baby guinea pigs
Stranger: do you like any other household pets?
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: CAIRON
You: My name's Lady GaGa, and your name SUCKS!
You have disconnected.
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This is SOOOO fun (I had another one, but it was kinda' freaky...:\)
 
Heh.

Yeah, you get wierd ones.

I had one that I can't post..But basically this guy just gave me a lecture on goatse...Then I just replied to this lecture with; Yeah..Goatse's hawt.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Mud...
Stranger: ?
You: Gawd, you're meant to say Kip. You suck at this game!
You: You just lost >_>
Stranger: okay, fine!
You: XD
You: So, where do you live?
Stranger: in finland
Stranger: you?
You: I'm a Space Bunny from Mars :3
Stranger: haha :D yea right
You: You...dont believe me? ;_:
Stranger: of course not,u turd
You: :O
You: Yu'revery rude! |:<
You: You're*
Stranger: sorry ):
You: No, you've upset me. ;_;
Stranger: well im sorry about that!
You: Do you want to know where I really live?...
Stranger: yea, i do want to know(:
You: No, you PEDO! |:<
Stranger: im not!! i thought you are, or someone here
Stranger: so im a bit scared
You: I WANT TO KEEP MY VIRGINITY! ;_;
You: STAY AWAY, I HAVE AN AXE! |:O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Poor guy/girl, he/she never knew what they weredealing with. XD
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: meow
You: Woof woof bah! :O
You: I keep cats in m basement.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That... was short? O_o
 
I lol'd at "I HAVE AN AXE!"

Any way.

--

You: Are those new slacks?
You: Are those new slacks?
Stranger: sureee aree
You: Where'd you get them?
Stranger: walmart
You: Aw..that's nice.
Stranger: aw..your nice
You: Y'know what would be nicer?
Stranger: what!
You: Starring in a porno for OAPs.
Stranger: oh! like you?
You: Yes.
You: I'm sure that me and margeret would be very happy...And It may just turn things up in the bedroom.
You: I want Roleplay..She want's Doggy...Maybe a good porno would help us decide.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
[AGELIMIT]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: Hiya :D
Stranger: where u from?
You: A place
You: U?
Stranger: lool
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm tired..
Stranger: it's 1.12am here
Stranger: u?
You: That's a shame, so, you cant make it on time for you're naked photo shoot
You: Karl would be so sad to not see you there :(
Stranger: o____o??
You: You're...naked photo shoot..remember?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/AGELIMIT]

Confusing people is fun. <3
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: start cyber?
You: Sponsored by Powergen
Stranger: ?
You: Use the FORCE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XD
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I have another one, but it's kinda....inappropiate... :\
 
Hey people, just adding to BeachBoy's note, don't go advertising the PokeCommunity in there. We wouldn't want another DDoS attack to happen or anything
 
This is nothing pervy or sexual. It's about an old knock-knock joke.
Beachy, I think you'll like this.

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

You: ...

You: ohai

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Bananna

You: Bananna

You: Bananna

You: ORANGE

You have disconnected.
 
Let me preface this by saying that the earlier part of our convo is much to offensive to discuss, but he told me that his asl was "23 m Zimbabwe". And...... go!:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 14/m/new zealand
You: YAY
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: ??
Stranger: y?
Stranger: wat ur asl =]
You: YOU ANSWERED ASL
You: I FRICKING LOVE YOU
You: OMG
Stranger: :)
Stranger: <3
You: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
You: OMG YES
You: YAYAY
You: YAY
Stranger: wat is urs?
Stranger: :)
You: 41/m/close to you
You: *drools*
Stranger: where u liv
You: at your door
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


*Note: That is not my actual ASL*
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: buy me a planet.
You: Buy me 5 [insert word here]
You: I hear they sell them at McDonalds ;)
Stranger: ill buy you five [chicken] strippers
Stranger: i work there l:
You: No, 5 [insert word here]. Cant you read? :|
Stranger: no your getting five [chicken] strippers, dont you understand?
You: You must enjoy making people obese |:<
Stranger: nah i get to watch the action go down, im head manager O.o
You: Go to hell!
You have disconnected.

XD Also, took out the 'offensive' words. :\
 
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LOL, I don't know if my fello fans will agree, but this is pure win:
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: come with me if you want to live!

Stranger: Noooooo

Stranger: He'll kills us all!


You: are you john conner?

Stranger: I am Sarah Connor.

You: then come with me if you want to live

Stranger: Fine.

Stranger: Let's head over to Cyberdyne and destroy it.

You: negative, we must go to mexico, there we will escape the primary blast zones of the nuclear war!

Stranger: Okay.

You: were is your son, john conner?

Stranger: He died.

You: you idiot! you wiped out your own race! _mission failed, self destruct in:

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

You have disconnected.
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lol!
 
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