The pokemon is...

[obelisk-kun]

and puked
charazard ate deoxys because

 

[Light_Azumarill]

Charizard ate Deoxys because Deoxys stole his girlfriend.

Togepi made a cat noise...

 

[soccerdude09]

Togepi made a cat noise because it ate Meowth

Snorlax died...

 

[?H?ϧ]

from getting run over by a truck.

Latios got drunk...

 

[Eig]

He stole too many high-alcohol drinks from Pokemon Center.

Celebi is violet and says: "Do you have a green, invisible marshmallow?!"

 

[obelisk-kun]

because he was put in a pool of grape juice
why did mewtwo fly to the moon

 

[Eig]

He spot Attack Deoxys and Deoxys kicked him onto the moon.

Grimer sits in a hotel and has a hat...

 

[United squirtle]

I eat it the pukes
charzard pretended to be a pokemorph

 

[?H?ϧ]

but his wings fell off.

Rayquaza grew legs...

 

[Eig]

...and it fell off of Sky Pillar.

Dusclops has a girly hat and a milk drink...

 

[obelisk-kun]

because rayquza threatened to mureder him and he was put in a protection program
why is advanced challenge evil

 

[United squirtle]

it is evil
Armoldo ate its own hands

 

[Uber_Flame]

becuase he was starving from the lack of trapinchs...

Umbreon got high...

 

[Metaforte]

Because he snuff too many parmenant markers.

Shelgon grew wings...

 

[Eig]

So it started to shout: Shelamence! Shelamence!

Mudkip spits out Safari Balls...

 

[Metaforte]

beacuse he had nasuea from the curry.

Machoke started snifing goldeen's....

 

[piichu]

pizza after losing a bet involving soda drinking

Charizard had bad consipation...

 

[United squirtle]

it ate a snorlax



deoxsys blew up

 

[*Twilight*]

it was pregnant with a selfdestructing graveler O_o


omg! milotic killed kenny!

 

[obelisk-kun]

becaue he was depressed and kenny called him obiece


mewtwo became the pokemon king