[PKMN OPEN] The Pokemon Trainer Academy (OOC) (NEW!)

[Mr. Mammoth]

@ShinyDiamond: Don't Combee sad! You have your damn TV-show! Go crash "Lincoln's Got It Right!", that'll make you feel better. I promise!

@Nideous: I will Haunter you with my Ghastly puns forever! Muwahahahahahahaaa!!!

 

[Nideous]

This sort of behavior is an abomasnow on puns everywhere. Weavile must all do something about it, or I'll use my Flamethrower to get rid of them!

 

[ShinyDiamond]

I'm done with shows. I'm only into puns now, but I suck...

 

[Reader_Maniac]

Don't be so hard on yourself, ShinyDiamond. Negativity drives the Happiny away, so give yourself a Chansey, and you will be Blissey-ed with puns.
I start my pun session with an idea in my head of what I want to say, then look in the pokedex to see if I can switch words out. Don't mind if people don't message how funny each pun is, I think we all each laugh at them in turn.

And thanks Zerin, I will post my SU tonite, if possible.

 

[ShinyDiamond]

People using puns while trying to make me feel better doesn't help...

 

[Sapphire Rose]

Shiny- I dont use puns :3 pls don't feel bad, i suck in them too ^^

 

[Mr. Mammoth]

Okay then. Shiny. Look me in the eyes, look me in the eyes! Now hear me out. You shouldn't think badly of yourself on account of some stupid play on words. What I'm about to say may sound clicheé, but that doesn't make it a lie. Listen. Don't believe in the me that believes in you. Don't believe in the anyone that believes in you. Instead, believe in the you that believes in yourself. Always remember that your drill is the one that along with countless of others, will one day pierce the heavens! When sadness falls upon you, laugh, look it in the eyes and yell: "Just who the HELL do you think I am?!"

There, if that doesn't make you feel better. Then nothing will...

 

[Dawn]

Try not to drown out any legit conversation guys. You wouldn't want to drive anyone trying to read over the thread or talk about stuff... Woobatty.

 

[Nideous]

Yellow, that just made my day. xD I know when I'm outclassed. Aldso, did you see my update last page?

 

[ShinyDiamond]

Thanks Mr. Mammoth. I don't feel so Gloom-y anymore. Maybe one day I'll Bellosom into the Riolu (real you). :D Sorry if this sounded weird!

 

[Satan.EXE]

... Hey Mammoth, you Ditto'd.

 

[Dragonkat]

All of these puns... I cannot keep up! Well, Umbreon my way now.
On another note, The Articuno is the northernmost continent! Oh, and Zerin? Ya gotta take it Slowbro! Don't be asking random Peeps to ride on their Magikarp-ets! Well... Wynaut?! Hopip on!

 

[ShinyDiamond]

I thin I'm changing my post a bit. From now on, I'm adding color to some sentences & Kilik's signature color is red. Expect more colors, Entei you what! :D

EDIT: :3 Can I ride on the Magikarp-et too? <3

 

[Satan.EXE]

Sorry Dia, Magikarp-ets were made for Doduo-s! (JK, joins us!)

Still... I think Yellow Tauros a new one.

 

[ShinyDiamond]

._. Yellow Tauros a new one? Um, could you be a bit more specific please?

 

[Satan.EXE]

She really Tauros a new one!

I honestly wasn't expecting her to use a pun, it surprised me.

 

[ShinyDiamond]

Actually, I don't get what it means. That's why I asked what it meant.

Anyway, can I Rhydon the Magikarp-et too? :)

 

[Satan.EXE]

Tauros sounds kind of like "Tore Us"...

When you have to explain a joke it becomes less funny...

 

[ShinyDiamond]

Then I think she tore the Magikarp-et if that's what she meant.

:D Oh, haha! Yay! I get to ride a Magikarp-et! I feel so Happiny!

 

[Zavytar]

Oh, sweet Arceus, that's a whole lotta puns. Well, that's what happens when you don't log in for a day xD

Well, now I gotta think of a pun so I don't fall behind. And it has to be kinda Beautifly, not a Purugly one. And I gotta do it before I end up Snorunt and dreamin! What could it Beeheeyem now?

(Note: I suck at puns as well.)