The Random Club!

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*eats the trashcan and speaks as if he had swallowed Helium* o.0

 

[manectric_chief]

OMG Its Akon!, I recognise his voice!

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*gets zapped by Manectric where it hurts and sings soprano*
*applause in the concert hall* o.0

 

[manectric_chief]

Okay, listen, here's the plan: I get the bread cooking the water in my hall broom, you get the exploding voodo milk that killed my capuchinno tomorrow, understood?, let's move backwards!

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*sneaks in and steals explosive voodoo milk*
*drinks it*
*his left eye Explodes* o.X
*red flashing light*
Eeeep! The alarm! O_O;;;
*makes his getaway in the Arfenmobile*

 

[manectric_chief]

good, now exterminate the bazooka filled machine gun and arrive late for the breakslow!

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*fights off aliens with a bannana* o.0

 

[manectric_chief]

look, Alas has a nose bigger than himself!

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

"Mom, I'm goin' out!"
"Where're you going sweetie?"
"To tha Moon, want me ta fech a rock for ya on my way back?"
"Okay, sweetie! ^_^"
*is annoyed of being called 'sweetie'*
*crashes the Moon into Earth* o.0

 

[manectric_chief]

Yoda-like talking, this has turned to, kill n00bs you must, give me your money you will

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*replaces the president's brain with a toaster* Eh? He's smarter than before. o.0

 

[manectric_chief]

didya know that stupid people never finish what they be....

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

when people die they start eating flesh

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*turns into a spam-sucking vampire* Muahahahaha! Spam! SPAM!!

 

[manectric_chief]

peanut butter jelly time!,peanut butter jelly time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

MISTY TIME
...
*banners on top of screen*
"Okay... bye-bye now... Aaaah!" *gets chased away by smileys*
"Pikachuuuuu!"
*Arfenhouse Explodes*

 

[Rhykasho]

"HEE j0! I M SELLING HOWMOWNRZ INSURNCE!!" "HEE j0! I M SELLING HOWMOWNRZ INSURNCE!!" "HEE j0! I M SELLING HOWMOWNRZ INSURNCE!!" "HEE j0! I M SELLING HOWMOWNRZ INSURNCE!!" "HEE j0! I M SELLING HOWMOWNRZ INSURNCE!!"...................KABOOM!!!1

 

[Jack O'Neill]

*attempts to fight off a horde of Headcrab zombies w/ a crowbar* Hey, if Gordon Freeman can do it, why can't I?! *gets Headcrabbed* AAH!!! GET IT OFF ME!!! GET IT OFF ME!!! *prys the Headcrab off and whacks it*

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

Uh, nooooooooooh! *zones out to the farthest reaches of the cosmos*
*Explodes*
Gaaaaah!!!! *kills all dialup that exists on this planet*

 

[obelisk-kun]

mana:I belive I can flymana:wait I'm falling on a fat guy eek.meanwhile

yami yugi:yugi do you think she still loves me yugi:of course 10 minutes later

yami yugi:hey fat guy do you realy think you can still my girl another 10 minutes lateryami yugi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!