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Rhykasho

CRY SOME MORE!
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    Me - Renamon, have u got my laptop, I need more HEADSHOTS, BOOM HEADSHOT!!!11

    Renamon - I thru it out the window o.o

    Me - Random camera guy, u better leave for a while *loads of swearing whilst smashing up a random comp he foud on his chair o.o*

    Guy in crowd - HEY, THAT'S MY COMP

    *Brooks pushes smart *** button and Guy falls into a pit of flames-ness*

    Renamon - LOOK, TIN OF PEAS *kills Brookes with the tin of peas*

    fin.............now get out of my house O_O
     

    Rhykasho

    CRY SOME MORE!
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    Dark Mage - "Wee hav repunsuned de_eurth su dat wee r nest tu marz"

    Pea Man - "so basically what u are saying is that we are next to mars now and that all the aliens can now attack us and kill all of us"

    Good Kitty - "nu!!!111oneoneone"

    Dark Mage - "WEEEEEEEE"

    Renamon - "MORE PEA CANS" *kills everyone with them*

    Anoouncer - "Counter Terrorists win"
     

    Jack O'Neill

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    Shinn Asuka or Asuka Langley Soryu?

    Shinn: Pick me!
    Asuka: No, pick me!

    Hmm. Tough choice.

    Shinn: Pick me! I'm not a *****!
    Asuka: No, pick me! I'm not an emo kid!

    What the heck. I'll take them both! *picks both Shinn and Asuka*

    Shinn and Asuka: *simultaneously* Good choice.
     

    Charizard_Fire_God

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    CFG was arrested today fter being found at a local internet cafe being high on postcount.
    His blood contained 5000% the normal concentration of spam suggesting that he had been there for over WTF hours.
    o.o
     

    Jack O'Neill

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    Jack: So, what should we do today, Shinn, Asuka?
    Asuka: Oh, for crying out loud. I'm not Shinn Asuka! I'm Asuka Langley Soryu!
    Shinn: Okay, calm yourself, you egomaniac. Jack was obviously referring to the both of us.
    Asuka: No, YOU calm yourself, emo kid!
    Shinn: Whore!
    Asuka: Pansy!
    Shinn: Who are you calling a pansy?! My Gundam can kick your Eva unit's *** any day of the week, you ****!
    Asuka: You wanna try it, *****?!
    Shinn: *slaps Asuka* Nobody calls me a *****, a pansy, or an emo kid, *****!
    Asuka: *slaps Shinn* Nobody calls me a *****, *****!
    Shinn: *punches Asuka* Whore!
    Asuka: *punches Shinn* Pansy!
    *Shinn and Asuka begin fighting each other*
    Shinn: *bites Asuka*
    Jack: I'm gone. *leaves*


    Wow, so many censors. *looks around nervously* I'm not gonna get in trouble for this, right? Right? O_____o;
     
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