The Random Club!

[Jack O'Neill]

Okay. *blasts pika-mew in the head at point-blank range with the SPAS-12*

Shinn: *weakly* Counter-terrorists...win.
Asuka: *slaps Shinn* Shut up, *****!
Shinn: *bites Asuka*

 

[Amy-chan]

Sweet, I'm dead for approximately the thirteenth time!

*bows* In memory of the pickles that have died in this gruesome food fight. We will remember... *makes offerings of relish to the pickle gods*

 

[Rai]

What happened to teh pickles this time? Did they commit suicide again? O.o;

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

Look!!!! --------> *points to nothingness*
*goes blind*

--ALL OF THE ABOVE-- *falls to the left*

 

[Rai]

Why do you call me crazy? I'm not crazy! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT CRAZY! *spazzes out of control* O.o;;;

 

[Amy-chan]

*offended* No you aren't! I'm not crazy too! I don't go to that asylum anymore! I have graduated to the padded room! It's nice there. Full of blue trees and men in white coats. And fluffy clouds everywhere. *drugs out*

 

[Rai]

oh...when I was in teh padded room there were....bugs O.o;

 

[Amy-chan]

There were bugs too...but they were bigger than that crane...that They Might be Giants will need...to bring their parents back together. Kree.

 

[Rai]

Parents back together.....but they are together *Dun Dun Dun* now we will all perish!

 

[Amy-chan]

Nooo! What will the fans say? O.O *dies* That ish the sixth time now.

 

[Rai]

I've died over 40 times. Poor me.

 

[Amy-chan]

Yes, poor you. *is writing this from a dumpster* At least it smells good on this side of the boat...

 

[Rai]

It does? *runs to other side of boat* Ewww! It smells BAD *jumps overboard*

 

[Amy-chan]

Yes, because it smells like gym socks...
wearing deoderant...
that smells...
like flowers...
from hell...
which smells good...
to a skunk...
that puts on perfume...
that smells like rotten eggs...
which is nice...

 

[Rai]

Wow! What a nice song/poem/story/thing/painting/underwear/cheese/O.o;/#^%&%&^%&%^%

 

[Amy-chan]

...

*hums* Little darling dum dee dum dum dum I forgot the reeest... *clangs guitar*

 

[Rai]

*gaspies* How could you forget that song?!?!? I only taught to you 156 years ago! You have such a bad memory!!!

 

[Amy-chan]

*slaps head* I know. I'm so hopelesh. By teh way, would you like a marvelous mockingbird marmalade milkshake? *pours one into Burger King glass*

 

[Rai]

Oh...aren't those HIGHLY aditting? Sure!!! I'll have some!!! *takes Burgar King glass*

 

[Amy-chan]

Be careful... If you drink it wrong, it will turn you into a... *rainess turns into badger* Too late.