*starts plucking the petals off yet another daisy* Asuka Langley Soryu is a meanie weenie! Asuka Langley Soryu is not a meanie weenie! Asuka Langley Soryu is a meanie weenie! Asuka Langley Soryu is not a meanie weenie! Asuka Langley Soryu is a meanie weenie! Asuka Langley Soryu is not a meanie weenie! Asuka Langley Soryu is a meanie weenie! Asuka Langley Soryu is not a meanie weenie! Asuka Langley Soryu is a meanie weenie! Asuka Langley Soryu is not a meanie weenie! Asuka Langley Soryu is a meanie weenie! *plucks the last petal* Asuka Langley Soryu is...NOT a meanie weenie!
Wake up and smell the ashes. *steals Gordon Freeman's Gravity Gun and attacks the G-Man w/ it* Die, G-Man, die! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *throws a crowbar at the G-Man* Why won't you DIE?! *sticks a Headcrab on top of the G-Man's head, zombifying him*