[Previously on "Attack of the Killer Novelists"...]
VOLTZMANN: We must stop this invasion.
WATTSON: But their numbers are too great. And their stupid words are so disgusting.
VOLTZMANN: We have little choice in the matter.
BOB: Maria! You must cut the blue wire!
MARIA: All of the wires are blue. What are you talking about!?
WERTY: The combined strengths of all of the Sacred Pens could destroy the entire planet.
VERGENAND-KREL: Sorry for never showing in days. I'm back from... These- pictures- are...
*scream, crash, explosion, second crash, second explosion*
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Forty minutes later:
Well, I'm back, and have nothing interesting to say or show. I came from Disneyland where I suppose I was brain-washed and saw the overwhelming pictures that you never stop posting. As for the screen-play, I doubt that I was only brain-washed.