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The Rules of Anime

Chaskis Sato

Always Chasing the Night.
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    Ha ha. That rules.

    My Anim? Law

    When it comes to dubbing, violence is wrong. The idea of dying is blasphemous. Childrens minds can be warped at the idea of death. They will then imitate the suggested death. Children are unintelligent.
     
    rofl... it's true. XD I liked this one best though, I think.

    #16 - Law of Inverse Accuracy: The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.

    o_O The above is interesting, because it's often true. Besides, it's just funny to imagine in my head. XD

    :D The last 2 were great too.
     
    Anime Law #26 The law of third-person indivuality. Whenever a new character appears, they MUST say their own name, even if it requires "HINOSHIDO will rule the world!!"
     
    All these things are pretty funny sumtimes...i seriously think this person got this law list from anime cafe's list...Here's the full list...version 6.0 too XD

    46. Law of Flimsy Incognition

    Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.
     
    Tnks Digispirit and Chaskis, those were great. XD
    I'd have to say....
    39. Law of Inverse Attraction

    Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.

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    First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...
    ...is my favourite rule.
     
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