The "Share Your Secrets" Thread, k?

[Azonic]

Seecret. Shh. :D

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I'm too sexy for my shirt.

 

[Mobile Tsk]

Seecret. Shh. :D

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I'm too sexy for my shirt.

My secret

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I agree, take it all off.

 

[Ninetales1]

As no one here knows my address or my real name, I feel safe in telling some of my secrets. I admit to having at least one secret I am unwilling to tell anyone but my best friend...

[quote="Secret" by Crispy]I got a secret I won't tell
I'm gonna keep it to myself
I got a secret I won't tell, na na na na na na
You can beg and you can cry
You can tickle till I die
You can beg and you can cry, na na na na na na[/quote]

Harmless yet weird secrets:

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The song above is my fourteenth favourite song. I have made a list of my top 65 favourite songs.

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I have a crush on one of my own RPG characters.

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I talk to myself quite frequently.

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I speak in somewhat of a British accent, even though neither I nor any of my relatives have ever lived in the UK.

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I feel really embarrassed when looking into people's eyes, or at pictures of my favourite fictional characters.

Secrets you don't want to tell the police:

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I am quite a crazy driver, although I always know what I'm doing, provided I'm awake.

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I once shoplifted a brand-name watch, although I later found out it didn't work.

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As of one year ago, I have pirated every song I wished to own, amounting to about 150 songs. I only got 15% of them through file sharing.

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I have tried pot, ecstasy, mushrooms, and acid. Though I am nowhere near addicted, I liked all four experiences.

Secrets that are disturbing to a degree:

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One day I went to a sex club with my ex-friends, where I spent a few minutes massaging you-know-whats of all shapes and sizes. I assure you, I was sober at the time.

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In my mind I am most definitely racist. I just don't show it.

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I just might be a teensy bit more of a Kirby fan than a Pokemon fan.

Well that's just about all I can think of.

 

[ShadowLeader]

heres a dirty little secrete for you.....

i dont know how to do a "spoiler" thingy..

 

[CyanideEspeon]

well

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I HATE babies and ALL girls under age 14. Babies bug me and every little girl I've ever met has been a snotty lil pile. maybe it's just the ones my sister hangs out with but random lil girls are always given me the finger from the bus, shouting at me and other people, one had the odacity to come into MY house without permission from anyone to tell me how she didn't like me. I had never met her.

Well, its not really a dark secret, I just usually bite my tounge on the topic. And it really doesn't need spoiler tags, I just wanna fit in XD!

I'm really sorry. Block me if you want. *sniff*

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I am hard on myself sometimes...

 

[Yuukihime]

Shh shh here are my dirty little secrets.

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I play hentai visual novels. See that girl in my signiture? She's one of the optional girls

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I'm a bit of hypocrite.

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I think animal abuse is worse then human abuse

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I pick my lips

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I have an addiction to pepsi

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I still sometimes sleep in my moms bed

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I have a fangirlish fetish for a Harvest Moon character

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I detest Twilight

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I am looking for a hentai visual novel at the moment but was stopped by my spyware that said I had 300 somethin trojans on it. Lies!

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I was actually scared of this so I'm scanning my comp at the moment .-.

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I am afraid of the dark

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I sometiems take pleasure in other peoples pain

 

[CyanideEspeon]

Lotsa Good Ones

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I really love male Galactic Grunts.

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I made two sprites just about an hour and a half ago for a reason.

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I can enjoy school sometimes.

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I felt sorry the Galactic Grunt in Iron Island that said he is going to cry.

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I had a dream about a male Galactic Grunt who's friend was killed in a fight of some sort. Too bad I was only playing Platinum in the dream, so I couldn't hug him.

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I decided to call the Grunt from my dream Neptune.

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I imagine myself being shipped with Neptune

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I like Neptune (and male Galactic Grunts in general) more than the "good guys."

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I'd like Neptune more than almost everyone I know if he was a real person.

 

[pokerus34]

I hate to admit it but...

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I started watching softcore porn when i was 11...

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I watch Powerpuff Girls and Powerpuff Girls Z... Up to this time!

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When I need to go to the bathroom, even in other places besides my house, I go to the bathroom... And release my feces/stool... NAKED

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I have two girl-friends at the same time since first year high... The worst part of it is... The two girls were best friends... But they accepted it, and the other one found a New Boyfriend... I stick with my beauty!

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And I'm too young to have a Girlfriend! Is 13 OK?

This is too much... :)


P.S. - When people share secrets to me, i forget them easily, so it is certain that it doesn't go out...

 

[Metatron]

A few things you may, or may have not known about me:

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What people see as me being arrogant is actually just my incredibly dry sense of humor shining through. I'm not that big of a douchebag irl. Mostly.

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I smoke weed regularly :D

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I'm a masochist.

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The first thing I notice about members of the opposite sex is their eyes.

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According to the MBTI personality test, my personality type is "INTJ," (IE, "Mastermind") and my IQ is estimated to be somewhere between 122-131. The whole me pretending to be a dumbass thing is just an act.

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I'm incredibly over-protective of my friends and family

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I lost my virginity when I was 14

 

[SpiderCarnage]

Secret eh? my secret: i lost my virginity when i was 13 in a slide at the park

 

[Alexithymia~]

Well, here are some more.

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I form actual bonds with people over the internet, I start to care about them and worry about them.

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I find it hard to look in people's eyes as I'm really shy and normally just blush and look away.

 

[Richard Wagner]

I have this in common with a lot of people here...

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Very often, I too have more sympathy for animals, plants, or even inanimate objects than I do for most humans. I'm not a PETA person, but I can't stand people who insult PETA - why should people be insulted for having compassion? Though I'm not a vegeterian, since I think plants and everything down to atoms and beyond is alive.

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After health care is socialized in the US, I would vote for Jesse Ventura if he ran for president.

 

[Patchy]

C-c-combo breaker.

If I'm need to pee really badly, but I'm about to have a shower, I'll wait until I'm in the shower. @_@

I have deeper secrets that I dont want to share here though.

 

[CyanideEspeon]

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I want to walk a male Galactic Grunt in Platinum's Amity Square.

 

[devilicious]

Oh well.

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I have sado/masochist tendencies

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I sincerely don't care at all about what people think of me

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I only drink (and like) alcohol when it's mixed with tea, either strawberry or green

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I troll forums and communities just because I like to see and study people's reactions

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In regards to trolling, I do it almost daily

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I don't dislike Hannah Montana

 

[CyanideEspeon]

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I am using the Team Magma's Passion style.

 

[Mobile Tsk]

ahahaha I love this thread now. (8

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I troll sites I don't like, namely TCOD, AXA and PE2k

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I remember back in 06 I always wanted to be aragornbird even though he gave me warnings like, everyday.

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I really like the song "The World's Greatest".

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I think language filters are stupid.

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I want to dance around with my tongue in Zac Efron's belly button.

 

[Pokemoerules]

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I wanna be a sex maniac when i'm older

DON'T TELL ANYONE

 

[Nick]

It's hard for me to determine what exactly someone would determine to be a secret and what isn't, mainly because I'm rather determined as someone who's too open.

1. When I grow too close to a person or consider to be one of my favorite people to talk to and hangout with, I talk to them constantly to the point where I think I'm annoying them (which could be true in most cases).
2. I get easily offended by people on the computer, but in real life, I couldn't give a damn.
3. I over-think things that don't need to be over-thought.
4. When friends don't talk to me in a short period of time, I get worried about it easily and start freaking out thinking that they hate me.
5. I don't really like associating with anyone 13 years or younger and consider them to be annoying and unintelligent people to talk to.
6. I try to please people before I can please myself, which can be taken multiple ways, but try to keep it straight forward in this case.
7. People consider me to be rather intimidating on forums, but for the majority of the case, when you actually talk to me on a one-on-one conversation on a messenger client or email, I'm anything but, which is why my friends lol at the fact that people think I'm intimidating.
8. I stuff my shirt in public webcam with my friends and play with my shirt breasts.
9. I like anime better than real life due to the colors and the way it looks and I imagine myself in most animes with my friends.
10. I like a few of my online friends more than anyone I know in real life.
11. Being at the Apple Store is more exciting than watching porn, for me.
12. Most Apple products make me really excited in more than one ways if you know what I'm talking about.
13. I get offended by people who don't like Apple products and take them not liking Apple as a personal attack against me, dunno why to be honest.
14. I like to listen to really girly music one minute, and heavier things the next without my mood changing at all.
15. I stalk people I'm too shy to talk to through various methods.
16. I'm afraid of winged insects, even winged ants.
17. At night, I tend to think someone's in my house, so I have to take something with me when I go downstairs.
18. I block my door with my chair since I don't have a lock.
19. When one of my internet friends don't log in for an extended period of time, I think something's bad happened to them.
20. I find characters drawn and all that stuff more attractive than people in real life, but think is slowly changing.

That's all I can think of at the moment, unfortunately.

 

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

Oh boy...

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I don't like little children. They're annoying. Don't have any siblings, don't want any siblings.

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Don't like people talking to me too much. Want quietness.