My Lisa fan club got closed, so this'll be the new club. POST, DARN IT!!!! XD
Quotes:
Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, could you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: *groans* Pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad that I'm only gonna pass him the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunking your sausages on the syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart that I only want to drink a nice glass of syrup just like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself. You're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer I'm not not talking to you, and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: lisa, tell your mom to get off my case!
Bart: Uhh, Dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: BART! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Akira: One fugu.
*cooks gasp*
Toshiro: But if it is cut improperly it...
Akira: Yes yes yes, it's poisonous, maybe fatal, but if its cut properly it can be quite tasty.
Toshiro: I better call the Master. *goes outside*
(in a car)
Master: Mrs Krebbapel......your hair smells so..............clean.
Toshiro: Master, you are needed in the kitchen.
Master: I said cover for me ****it!
Toshiro: But we need your skilled hands.
Master: My skilled hands are busy! Get back to work!