Neo Emolga
Legendary Sky Squirrel
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Chapter 8
Turning Back
Turning Back
"WHA HA HA!" Frank screamed and jumped with cheer and laughter, suddenly pointing at me mockingly. "You FAILED Jake! Look who's the loser now!"
"Please," I shrugged as I brushed it off, thinking his behavior was just stupid beyond all means. "Randy totally rigged the battle for you. I don't train grass-type Pokémon, and certainly not those two. I swear, the way you freaks have to cheat at this thing to have a chance is far more pathetic than this flower bullcrap you set aside for me."
"Oh, just pile on the lame excuses, Jake!" Frank giggled. "You totally lost, and boy is it hilarious!"
What an idiot. I turned away and just decided to let the moron gloat it out to no one interested in listening. I could tell him a million times cheating like this was pointless and proved absolutely nothing, but whatever, it wasn't sinking into that big, fat skull of his.
"Moving on..." Randy spoke casually. "Right now, I want to see our best friend Alex have a shot. Jeff, you're up. Make this something fun we'll be talking about for years!"
"Man, I've been itching for this payback!" Jeff grinned with confidence. "Ampharos and Espeon, this is for you!"
"Try me, you jackass," Alex spat back at him. "I'll make you shut that pissing mouth of yours just like I did last time!"
And then, on that gray field, the two of them stood ready for the battle that was about to unfold. I was hoping Alex was prepared to deal with Randy's nasty and unexpected cheating, but I was honestly thinking this wasn't going to be any more successful than before.
It was on those gray battlegrounds that Alex and Jeff had exchanged stares. Alex had beaten Jeff before, and now the only thing Jeff wanted was to win and seek revenge. Alex could be a menace when he got pissed off, and Jeff would be stupid for pushing him that far. But, as easy as it was to see, he was already too late and was going to deserve every bit of rage Alex was going to throw at him.
"Ha, you think you're ready, don't you!?" Jeff laughed at Alex. "You've never seen Pokémon battling like this before!"
"That doesn't matter to me, Jeff," Alex growled at him. "This is between you and me, and you and me only." Alex then gave Randy a dark stare from the corner of his eye, looking vicious even for a guy that got transformed into a rainbow-winged human butterfly, "Hear that Randy? Don't go pulling crap this time!"
But Randy looked away like he didn't hear anything. I could just smell another trick in the air, and it was making me sick.
"Get ready for your worst nightmare, Alex," Jeff smiled, pulling out two of his Poké Balls, "Go, Ho-oh and Entei!"
My jaw nearly dropped when I Jeff declare he was using even more legendary Pokémon. This was just getting ridiculous. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw Ho-oh, the gigantic rainbow bird of complete fiery destruction and Entei, the lion-like legendary Pokémon of fire. There were people that would kill to have Pokémon like that!
Both Ho-oh and Entei glared menacingly at Alex, pressuring him to respond with something. But then again, when Alex pulled out two of his Poké Balls, I could already see the hesitation. Alex's Pokémon were going to have no defense under the power Randy's Quista necklace and there wasn't anything he could do about it. Now, it was up to Randy to decide what Pokémon were going to come out of Alex's Poké Balls and Alex would be forced to have to work with it. And as stupid as it sounded, I could already guess which two Randy was going to choose for him…
"He'd better not..." I heard Alex mutter angrily under his breath.
Alex threw his two Poké Balls anyway, not even declaring who he had selected, not like it would have even mattered. And then to his disgust and Jeff's delight, once the two Poké Balls struck the ground and opened with a flash of light, the two Pokémon Alex was going to be stuck using were a purple-bodied, white-winged Butterfree and a gray Beautifly with red, yellow, and blue butterfly wings and bright, blue eyes. Big, fat surprise, I could have seen that coming from a million miles away.
I wasn't sure which two of Alex's Pokémon had been transformed, but again, neither of them were ready for the body swap that left them totally bewildered and confused in front of two slaughterhouse legendary Pokémon of hellfire. As if the situation I had just experienced couldn't get any worse, Alex's example clearly showed things could go from bad to worse to complete, utter hell.
"DAMN IT, what the hell is the matter with you, Randy!?" Alex shouted back to him, knowing he was the one responsible for that swap. "Can't you keep out of this for once!?"
"Keep going, Alex!" Randy laughed. "I see nothing wrong, seems to me like a perfect fit! And by the way, watching a cute butterfly like you get angry is really, really funny!"
The three of us were furious. How could Jeff even see this as a true Pokémon battle? Randy and Frank were naive, little morons, but I could have sworn Jeff would know better than to stoop to their level. Butterfree and Beautifly were NOT Alex's Pokémon, and I knew for sure he wouldn't use either of them in a million years. But now he had no choice. It was either going to be a severe struggle to win fighting with the two of them, or just plain losing altogether. This truly was Pokémon battling at its worst.
"Ladies and gentlemen…" Randy smiled, nearly laughing, "let the battle begin!"
"Thank you, your highness," Jeff remarked with a smile. "This is for Ampharos and Espeon. Ho-oh, Sacred Fire attack on Butterfree. Entei, burn Beautifly to a crisp with your Flamethrower attack!"
Merciless little freak. He was going to go as far as seeing that Alex wouldn't even get a chance before it was all over with. The massive Ho-oh flew into the air, targeted Butterfree like he was sentencing him to death, and all Butterfree could do was helplessly and hopelessly try to dodge an enormous rush of flames. Butterfree's effort to escape by fluttering frantically was totally in vain as Ho-oh's Sacred Fire nearly consumed it alive with searing flames, leaving it on the verge of death.
Entei stormed his way through the arena, gathering hellfire flames in his mouth before belching a menacing torrent of blazing fire at the disoriented, brightly-colored Beautifly. Again, Beautifuly tried to avoid it, but he was quickly enraptured by the jet of flames and had nowhere to fly away when the stream of fire struck him. Now, Alex was reduced to all or nothing attacks even on his first round.
"The two of you are cowards!" Alex shouted at them both. "You can't even battle for real, that's how pathetic you are!"
"Alex," Randy shrugged, snickering again, "why do I need to keep reminding you? This IS for real. My world is real now, and you have to accept it. There is no other way around."
There was nothing Alex could do but continue. If he really was going to lose, at least he freaking tried. To the three of us, none of this was real. This was Randy's stupid world superimposed upon reality, something that seriously shouldn't have been possible. And the only thing that needed to be done to return Randy to the worthless little punk he was before was to swipe that necklace right off his neck. Unfortunately, we couldn't even get near it. If Randy could just effortlessly transform Pokémon, hand out legendary Pokémon as freebies, and create entire worlds now, I didn't want to see where else it could go if we tried to go after him ourselves. It had to be undone some other way than physical force.
Alex's two butterfly Pokémon were badly roasted, but they didn't give up yet, and neither did Alex. The last thing Alex wanted to do was give Jeff the satisfaction of winning when he clearly didn't deserve it. However, he was going to need more than a miracle to pull this off.
"Butterfree, use your Stun Spore attack," Alex said firmly. "Beautifly, use Sleep Powder. Come on, let's try to make the best out of this crap!"
Alex left no holes in the system. Both of them were going to be inflicted with at least something to slow them down and I could tell getting Ho-oh back on the ground was crucial. Once both of Alex's butterfly Pokémon sprayed all sorts of powder and spores around, Ho-oh barely got a chance to land before he had fallen asleep and Entei was paralyzed, stricken and trying to fight off the numbing pain as he roared in anger and frustration. Now was Alex's chance. Entei had gotten sluggish and Ho-oh was left snoozing.
Alex ordered both of his Pokémon to use Morning Sun to recover the burn damage that had been done. Up above, both butterfly Pokémon called upon the glaring sun and somehow, like magic, the savage and nearly life-threatening burns were healed as the rays of white light reversed the damage to their bodies and allowed them to fight on with less pain holding them down.
Ho-oh was still asleep, but Entei was going to get another chance to try and strike.
"Flamethrower on Butterfree!" Jeff shouted loudly. "Burn, baby, burn!"
Yet again, Entei let loose a savage, lion-like roar before launching yet another violent rush of flames from his mouth to smothered Butterfree with agonizing fire. The paralyzing effects of the Stun Spore were still struck him with pain and agony, but he ferociously fought it off with his adrenaline. The fire damage on Butterfree had gotten worse than before, but Butterfree was dead-set on at least trying to see this one through. I would have hated to say it, but Alex was going to have to go kamikaze if he wanted a chance to win. He was just going to have to forget about the damage that had been done and fight back or face a losing proposition.
"Butterfree, Psychic attack on Entei!" Alex shouted.
Butterfree flew swiftly toward the lion-Pokémon, flapping his white wings furiously and frantically as the aura around him turned a swirling mix of dark blue and violet-colored psychic energy. Entei was hit dead-on as a blue and white flash had covered his body. The psychic strike had attempted to crush and warp Entei's body from all directions, causing the legendary fire lion to roar in anger. However, it certainly wasn't enough to slow him down very much. Butterfree wasn't even a psychic Pokémon, so that could only go so far.
And then, Ho-oh had woken up sooner than expected, and Jeff couldn't have been happier.
"Ho-oh, Sacred Fire on Butterfree," Jeff ordered casually. "Entei, use Fire Blast on Beautifly. Let's get this nonsense over with."
And then, the unimaginable happened. As if the battle wasn't badly one-sized enough, Ho-oh took flight and stormed furiously toward Butterfree, unleashing another ferocious, swirling cyclone of Sacred Fire flames, sucking Butterfree helplessly into the tornado of fire.
I just couldn't watch. He had been further burned to oblivion, and it couldn't handle anymore, dropping helplessly to the ground nearly half-dead and totally fried.
Meanwhile, Entei roared and unleashed his nastiest Fire Blast attack at Beautifly. The asterisk-like gush of flames flew at Beautifly like a death rocket, and upon the menacing impact, embers and tongues of fire were thrown in all directions. When the fire and shrouding smoke had cleared, both of Alex's Pokémon had been eliminated, falling to the ground, laying limply with the stuffing beaten out of them.
He didn't have a chance…
As bad as it was, I wasn't surprised. Alex had an even worse disadvantage than I did. Butterfree and Beautifly just didn't compare to the power of Ho-oh and Entei, however Jeff got a hold of those two ridiculous legendaries. I don't think he could have possibly won that disgusting and shameful match no matter how many times he could have tried.
"Well, that certainly was fun," Jeff smiled. "Nice try, guys. Good game all the way. You both need to improve on your training for next time!"
"There's no way anyone could have won that!" Alex shouted at Jeff. "That wasn't a real match! Those weren't my Pokémon and I'm sure as hell you didn't actually legitimately catch a freaking Ho-oh and Entei either!"
But, then a wave of silence had kept them both quiet. Randy had stood up and looked at the three of us. I was really getting tired of these antics.
"How many silly times to I have to remind you three ladies that certainly was a real match?" Randy told Alex, acting like he knew everything on the planet. "And well, you lost. If you're still not used to this by now, I just don't know what to say. Maybe in a few years you'll understand how things work around here."
"Randy, I'm tired as hell of this stupid world of yours!" Alex shouted angrily. "I'm tired of you and your pathetic cheating. Is this the only possible way you can win a Pokémon match!? How incredibly pitiful is that!?"
Randy found that rather insulting. He looked at Alex, and couldn't even feel pity for him.
"Jeff, thank you for your time," Randy told him. "But now I'd like you to move aside. It's my turn!"
"Wait a minute," Jeff looked to Randy. "Don't the rules say if they don't win against Frank and I, they have to leave? This is Victory City Stadium, and if you don't get victory, you don't belong here."
"I just want to battle the three of them myself," Randy told Jeff. "I made the rules up, so I can change them for this special occasion. Besides, I've been waiting to beat them for a long time…"
I was getting sick of this crap and knew exactly where this was going. How could Randy feel like he was a hero when the only thing that was keeping us bound here and keeping Randy in power was a single, stupid necklace? Plus on top of everything else, I hated being tossed around like a piece of dirt when it was really us who were more powerful than Randy. My Pokémon and I were nobody's punching bag.
"Let's do a three on three!" Randy said with a smile. "One from each of you against three of mine! You guys are in for one epic fight you don't stand a chance against!"
Despite the fact that all it would have taken to end this whole stupid parade was to beat Randy, it was still millions of miles away. We could argue all night long these weren't real battles, but these three morons never saw it that way and they were in total control. Nope, in order to win, they had to go all out and freaking warp reality because heck, doing it the way everyone else had to just wouldn't work. Seriously pathetic.
I shrugged, decided to face the music when it came to this new and stupid fabricated reality Randy created, but if I was going to do that, I was going to make sure it left a burn.
"You know what Randy?" I called back to him. "You're probably right. We don't stand a chance against your necklace."
"It's me who you're going to lose against, my flower dancer friend!" Randy flashed a smile.
"No, idiot," I told Randy firmly. "It's your damn necklace. If we fail to beat your Pokémon, then we lose to your necklace, but not to you. After all, it's that necklace that created all this."
He didn't like that, but it left exactly the kind of message I was hoping to walk out of here with. Randy was getting furious and the truth was getting to him. I didn't want him to start a battle thinking it was through his own hard work, effort, and commitment that was going to get him the win.
"You're wasting time!" Randy shouted. "Battle me already!"
"No, Randy, I don't feel like losing to Quista's little trinket," I told him, really getting under his skin. "Can't you see you're just a hopeless case without your stupid necklace!? Take it off and you're worthless and this place is gone. Now that's reality for you!"
He looked at me with a dark stare and suddenly Jeff and Frank's parade of cheer got rained on as well. He knew the truth, he just didn't want to accept it. But one thing was for sure, he wasn't going to take it off. That was the last thing he was going to do.
"If you're not going to battle me, then I want you out of here," Randy told us, quickly growing angry he was going to miss the opportunity he had been waiting for this entire time and the whole reason he created this nuthouse in the first place. "Come back when you're ready to show a little bravery!"
Bravery... please. There was a big difference between being brave and being a suicidal idiot.
Even though we had come here with a strong urge to defeat Randy and get out of here, I was getting a feeling that unless we found some way to block Randy's power, or swipe his necklace while he wasn't looking, there was no way we were going to win. He already screwed up my Weavile and my Jolteon among a whole truckload of other miserable things. I didn't feel like making the damage any worse.
"Fine, Randy," I said to him, turned away. "Then we're leaving."
Immediately, Alex and David looked at me like I had lost it. They didn't see that we didn't stand a chance against Randy at the moment.
"Jake, are you nuts!?" Alex asked me in shock. "We just have to find a way through his crap antics and we can get out of here! There's got to be something that moron is overlooking!"
"Remember what Black and Depression told us?" I whispered to him. "There's no way we can beat the power of that stupid necklace with nothing to work with. And it's better if we turn down his offer than lose to him. If we lose to him, then he'll want to stay here forever."
"Damn it, what the hell are we supposed to do?" David growled with disgust.
Alex was annoyed, thinking we would only need to stay here for a few more minutes. In truth, I was really aggravated by this whole thing, also, but I didn't want to risk losing to Randy, and that risk was way too high to gamble on. Giving him any kind of satisfaction out of this was a bad idea. We had to dig deeper and find someone or something that would give us what we really needed to step up to Randy. But doing it like this was just dumb suicide. Besides, Jolteon and Weavile had already been through enough hell and I didn't even know how to undo that kind of transformation. I didn't want to throw in yet another Pokémon to get train-wrecked like that.
And as much as it pained us, we then turned around and began to walk out of that giant stadium to at least discuss it away from those three idiots. Randy was truly furious, but we couldn't afford for him to be in absolute glee with a phony victory he would think was the best thing that ever happened to him. We would lose everything and I didn't want to blow the only chance we had.
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