The Ultimate Pokemon Story Game

+Poochyena+

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    Here is how it works.
    I say a sentence to begin the story. Then, the next poster posts the next sentence! That`s makes the story!
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    Here I go!

    ``One day, in the region of Hoenn, a Poochyena was taking a little rest when it heard something in the bushes.``
     
    charmeleon, although stronger, was defeated because it had been in a battle previously. However, what had almost defeated the charmeleon was now coming after the poor, little poochyena. Now the poochyena (who is named Poochyena) must flee to Mt. Chimney so that it can take its nap. (lol, sorry about using more than one sentence)
     
    Poocyena ran towards the mountains, while Charmeleon blew flames at his butt
     
    Poochyena suddenly crashed into a tall person - Flannery, who happened to be the owner of Charmeleon the Charmeleon.
     
    ... and returned charmeleon and caught Poochyena...
     
    Poochyena, however, unbeknownst to everybody, had small epileptic seizures which then lead to a serious case of rabies, causing him to run up to Flannery's neck and viciously eating it, killing her in less than a minute.

    The raging, psychotic Poochyena runs away from the lying dead body and proceeds to run off into the distance, in search of more helpless victims.
     
    As it ran in search of more helpless victims it found a berry. It then squished it with its paw.
     
    But the berry was actully Arceus, it was watching over its creations. Using it mystical powers it warped the deminsions and caused the Poochyena to transform into a weak Bidoof!
     
    The now-Bidoof was still bloodthirsty however, and attempted a gnaw at Arceus, only to bounce back into a rocky wall.

    Arceus gave Bidoof the finger, and walked away while muttering some gangsta speak.

    Bidoof then realized he was in love with Arceus and began to pleasure himself for a few minutes.
     
    The poor psychotic Bidoof died.

    The end.
     
    But then Dialga realized it didn't have the power to give life, making Bidoof drop dead once more, therefore stopping the crappy music coming out of his mouth.

    Arceus just gives one big WTF to Dialga, gives him the finger as well, and walks away.
     
    But then Dialga remebers that it has the power to control TIME so it goes back in time and prevents bidoofs death... and the music continues!!! The battle continues and dialga shoves his foot in Arceus's mouth!!11!!!!1!!11111
     
    Arceus bites the paw off and runs away.
     
    But then dialga changes time once more and instead of shoving his foot in Arceus's mouth he kicks Arceus into a giant Ice hole!!! Then he give arceus an atomic purple nurple that tears his entire chest off!!!!111!!!11!!!!!1!!!!11111
     
    Meanwhile, Bidoof is watching all of this with a paw laid upon his private parts.
     
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