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Ooh, I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd
unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the
guide...
Said not to stand, but that's a
demand,
That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.
Tell me.
Why'd I have to go and get myself
decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I
really hate it.
It's such a drag now.
I
can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I
can't belch or
yodel anymore,
Can't spit or
blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
Oh no!
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me
irritated.
What a bummer.
I can't blink, I
can't cough, I can't sneeze.
But my neck is
enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same
since my head and I were separated.
No, no, no.