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The UnderBOOK
Welcome to the UnderBOOK.
This will be a collaborative and continuous event in which we work on a mock book of origins for the Underground. This will be a fairly creative venture in conjunction with the amazing Family Tree our very own Bacteriophage (#insertwhatevernamecurrentlyusing) to expand the lore of our little world here.
This will be a parody in the style of a religious text, but feel free to be inventive or creative with it if you sign up to write a book.
This is just for fun, as a tribute for our year of great history, so feel free to sign up to create part of our story!
You can PM me with the information below and I'll try to quickly get it added to the lineup here. If you want to be as historically accurate as possible, follow along with the Underground Hangout threads, game threads, and interview fellow members from the UG to get a broad understanding of moments in our timeline.
INFO NEEDED TO SIGN UP:
Book Title:
(Be inventive here and come up with a funny UG-related book title - note: book here refers to a chapter of the narrative, not an entirely new entity)
Chronology:
Location in history where you want the book placed.
PM Klippy with your signup AND use SALTBIRTH as a reference for how to stylize your content.
This will be a collaborative and continuous event in which we work on a mock book of origins for the Underground. This will be a fairly creative venture in conjunction with the amazing Family Tree our very own Bacteriophage (#insertwhatevernamecurrentlyusing) to expand the lore of our little world here.
This will be a parody in the style of a religious text, but feel free to be inventive or creative with it if you sign up to write a book.
This is just for fun, as a tribute for our year of great history, so feel free to sign up to create part of our story!
You can PM me with the information below and I'll try to quickly get it added to the lineup here. If you want to be as historically accurate as possible, follow along with the Underground Hangout threads, game threads, and interview fellow members from the UG to get a broad understanding of moments in our timeline.
INFO NEEDED TO SIGN UP:
Book Title:
(Be inventive here and come up with a funny UG-related book title - note: book here refers to a chapter of the narrative, not an entirely new entity)
Chronology:
Location in history where you want the book placed.
PM Klippy with your signup AND use SALTBIRTH as a reference for how to stylize your content.
The Table of CONTENTS
Book One - SALTBIRTH - 5000 B.U.
Book # - THE NOTEBOOK OF DEATH - 83 A.U.
Book # - MOM HAS BEEN INSTALLED - 133 A.U.
Book # - THE NOTEBOOK OF DEATH - 83 A.U.
Book # - MOM HAS BEEN INSTALLED - 133 A.U.
The ChronOLUG
For a breakdown of how the chronology of the Underground works in your narrative, be sure to follow the guideline below.
B.U.
or Before Underground
Timeline before the Underground began. Years count back, rather than forward.
2000 B.U. is older than 200 B.U., for example.
A.U.
or After Underground
Timeline since the Underground began. Years count up.
1 A.U. is the accepted beginning date for the Underground's creation.
T.K.
or Thanks Klippy
Only one date exists in this area. It is the date of time between 1 B.U. and 1. A.U.
0 T.K., or the accepted point at which Klippy should be thanked for being awesome.
B.U.
or Before Underground
Timeline before the Underground began. Years count back, rather than forward.
2000 B.U. is older than 200 B.U., for example.
A.U.
or After Underground
Timeline since the Underground began. Years count up.
1 A.U. is the accepted beginning date for the Underground's creation.
T.K.
or Thanks Klippy
Only one date exists in this area. It is the date of time between 1 B.U. and 1. A.U.
0 T.K., or the accepted point at which Klippy should be thanked for being awesome.
SALTBIRTH
Transcribed by Klippidus
5000 B.U.
Transcribed by Klippidus
5000 B.U.
[1] In the beginning, Blarzigord created the snails and the sodium chloride. [2] On the first day, he brought the town. [3] On the second day, he brought the mafia. [4] On the third day, he brought the third parties. [5] On the fourth day, he brought the CSS. [6] On the fifth day, he brought the salt. [7] On the sixth day, he brought the snails.
[8] And on the seventh day, he GM'd.
[9] It was after the seventh day when the Great Saltshaker, who was Blarzigord's OTP, arrived. [10] He saw what the Blarz had done and he was pleased. [11] But the creators felt lonely. [12] Together, they created Phantom - He Who Would Bring the First Game. [13] Phantom came to the town and spread the Word of Mafia in 5000 B.U. [14] The people did not listen for they only desired to shitpost. [15] He preached and nine arrived. They were called the First Nine: Avant Guard, Omicron, elheroeoscuro, Flushed, LilJz, Sopheria, Akaran, Zorogami, and Kouzan [16] They received the Joy of Mafia, but even they abandoned Phantom at the end of of the First Game. [17] It took only a few days, but the first mafia game ended. And Phantom begged them to stay - but they refused his plea.
[18] It was then that PHANTOM WAS DEAD. HE WAS THE BRINGER OF THE FIRST GAME.
[19] It was at this time that the drought began. The people became blind to the experience of salt. They knew not the glory of the snail or the thrill of a N0 death. [20] Through this time, the legend of Phantom's gift had been lost to new threads bumping the First Game off the page.
[21] All salt was gone. No snail remained.
[8] And on the seventh day, he GM'd.
[9] It was after the seventh day when the Great Saltshaker, who was Blarzigord's OTP, arrived. [10] He saw what the Blarz had done and he was pleased. [11] But the creators felt lonely. [12] Together, they created Phantom - He Who Would Bring the First Game. [13] Phantom came to the town and spread the Word of Mafia in 5000 B.U. [14] The people did not listen for they only desired to shitpost. [15] He preached and nine arrived. They were called the First Nine: Avant Guard, Omicron, elheroeoscuro, Flushed, LilJz, Sopheria, Akaran, Zorogami, and Kouzan [16] They received the Joy of Mafia, but even they abandoned Phantom at the end of of the First Game. [17] It took only a few days, but the first mafia game ended. And Phantom begged them to stay - but they refused his plea.
[18] It was then that PHANTOM WAS DEAD. HE WAS THE BRINGER OF THE FIRST GAME.
[19] It was at this time that the drought began. The people became blind to the experience of salt. They knew not the glory of the snail or the thrill of a N0 death. [20] Through this time, the legend of Phantom's gift had been lost to new threads bumping the First Game off the page.
[21] All salt was gone. No snail remained.
THE NOTEBOOK OF DEATH
Transcribed by the Bard of Thren
83 A.U.
Transcribed by the Bard of Thren
83 A.U.
[1] During this time, it was the Great Tentacled One who brought a notebook of death to the world below the world. [2] It fell into the hands of a devious, wicked man and was used to bring his glorious work to its knees. [3] And yet, it seemed through his inexperience that the notebook failed to kill anyone... or so it seemed. [4] The best of minds in the Underground assembled to meet this new threat. [5] However, they never expected the killer to be among them.
[6] The man, a cold-blooded killer whose name has been torn from the history books and may only be referenced as "Kira", killed an agent and assumed their disguise. [7] None the wiser, the agents accepted the wolf into their flock and sheltered him.
[8] From that position of safety, the killer wrought a great many misdeeds. [9] First, Near was brought into the open by a bandwagon. [10] Then the killer's servant sent forth false testimony led to the lynch of an inno.
[11] But all was not lost for the town, for Kira had mistakenly killed one of his supporters. [12] And so, upon the eighth day, Fun Size, supreme among the agents, brought forth his investigations. [13] Cornered by this information, Kira's agents fell one by one, until there only remained Kira and Rem. [14] Kira remained hidden through his guile, but Candy, given the power to see the dead by the Tentacled One, found the lost soul of Ash and saw the truth. [15] With nowhere left to hide, Kira was arrested and summarily sentenced to death.
[16] The notebook was never found...
[6] The man, a cold-blooded killer whose name has been torn from the history books and may only be referenced as "Kira", killed an agent and assumed their disguise. [7] None the wiser, the agents accepted the wolf into their flock and sheltered him.
[8] From that position of safety, the killer wrought a great many misdeeds. [9] First, Near was brought into the open by a bandwagon. [10] Then the killer's servant sent forth false testimony led to the lynch of an inno.
[11] But all was not lost for the town, for Kira had mistakenly killed one of his supporters. [12] And so, upon the eighth day, Fun Size, supreme among the agents, brought forth his investigations. [13] Cornered by this information, Kira's agents fell one by one, until there only remained Kira and Rem. [14] Kira remained hidden through his guile, but Candy, given the power to see the dead by the Tentacled One, found the lost soul of Ash and saw the truth. [15] With nowhere left to hide, Kira was arrested and summarily sentenced to death.
[16] The notebook was never found...
MOM HAS BEEN INSTALLED!
Transcribed by Bactirus Phages
133 A.U.
Transcribed by Bactirus Phages
133 A.U.
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