At the Bells outlet stores, I hide in the clothes racks, when people walk by I say "The Matrix has you..." or something dumb.
In a Max and Ermas resturant with my cousin though, he stod up in the middle of the resturant and said (In redneck accent) "Attention everbody! *Points to my sister* Dats my step ma, todays her 16th birthday! I'd like yall ta sing Happy Birthday with us!"
Oh god...Sad thing was he said my sis was 16 and his dad's like 40 something. XD
Oh yes, one more thing to do. You need a hocky stick, roler blades, and gold spray paint. Paint the hocky stick gold, bring it and the roler blades to a wallmart target ec. follow people. (You would get it abit if you've seen the comercail for Parinoia Agent. XD)