The Wedding Thread (Revived)

XD OMGD! we need 2 witnesses!
 
Flower boy?? hahahahai can't stop laugh hahaha is cool. Well i will throw some rice... **waits till the end to throw 1545pounds of rice to Kenny XD**.
 
PIKA2 said:
*Wears tight jeans so people can see my tight butt.* XD *Throws cellphones with Gardy!*
you know, normally i would say something, but because i'm with Masquerainmistress, i can't...lucky you :sleeping: and i'm a witness!!!
 
Okay good. its a jewish thingy.....XD
 
Nah, i dont think I will. XD lol
 
jewish people are cool, with their stars and their bagels...and jembrewables...( a word i made up, meaning an old fashioned, jewish microwave)
 
uh i think we need another witness. XD
 
LETS START THE FREAKIN WEDDING!! XD DC is the person who hold the ring. Best man (Nessie) take the ring from the ring holder and gives it to me to put on Eli's finger. Jeremy is the Flower boy and Gardy is the Flower girl. Okay! Everybody get in their places! XD
 
OMGD! I FORGOT! we gotta do the sheva brachot! we need a chupah! XD
 
ok i will be ''the best man'' (sounds like a contest XD), anyway, i will just refresh until is my turn to give the ''virtual ring'' made by some jeweler's imagination...
 
i'll just cut myself in half and use amazing technology of today to keep both halves alive so you have 2 witnesses. but one half will be a good half, and the other half evil ,and my good side will sit there and cry, while my bad side will throw knives at people or explode or something...let me get out my slicing-stuff-in-half-knife... darn, it's dull...skip that plan then...
 
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