A Pixy
Cruel?
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- The Great Northern Nation of Canada
- Seen Oct 15, 2023
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One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with Bloing Gloing, and then everybody got the power to transform into mah lazah who proceeded to get fired into Cyrus' face which then opened up and ate poop and made her throw up pee and made her cry but that's why never going to the bathroom causes that sort of thing even though when I go to the bathroom I don't throw up pee so I guess i must jizz in my pants so that it becomes nice soft wet and sticky but 1 thing for sure careful what you eat before you jizz in your pants or the stuff might smell odd so eat sweet foods so that it smells sweet, that way if 2 boys eat odd food out of one cup its most likely pee cream or pee sweat and muscle men has to eat it or else all of there muscles will fall off and become disgusting flab, and will make all of the girls run away in fear, so remember to sniff your pee or just wank off lol or fight evil breast eating wasps that secrete an acid-like substance that, when it touches you, will not only corrode you but eat your half-cat half-bee ghost that was obeying the fist to destroy the evil soccer balls because they were taking over blueberry land and started attacking Theonewhoisodd's left arm as he attempted to punch you, and you dodge, but a coiled snake trips you and you fall into the land of unicorns and dinosaurs where Miley Cyrus and The-band-who-must-not-be-named thrive in happiness try to kill you but Instead they go after the Jonas brothers and decapitated the lot of them, and then hired a dead squirrel to dispose of the bodies in a nuke and sent it flying in the air but then you get diarrhea because Miley Cyrus got inside your anus in a second somehow so now you're forced to take an odd mixture of Tums, Pepto Bismol, and Billy Ray Cyrus' signature chicken fried steak for three days when Waluigi will appear before you and ask that you find his missing orange car that somehow became Optumis Prime from "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and try to change it into a duck before vampiric pickup trucks descend on this world and seize control of the local gas station that had apparently a drunk manager who had no life and a wife that prostituted at a former Pokemon Center turned Motel 6 because the rooms were infested with half-man half-girrafe half-mutant-zombie flesh eating an intestine of a swine-flu infected person named Fred T. who had been known for scamming unsuspecting old ladies and eating their fake teeth because he lost a bet whether there would ever be a G/S remake on the DS in which he betted his magotty wife and house but inside his house was Kinnikuman who ate Bill Gates after he released Windows Vista but threw him up again after Windows 7 only to realize Ubuntu made Windows 7 look like crap so the zombie of Fidel Castro went to the meat shop to buy some human meat for his dinner for a date with Ms. Boo who is the wife of Mr. Abbadiladiladeyabo who was constantly spinning a leek and accidentaly made her drop the leek which caused the space-time continuum toeat pickles non-stop but the evil Viritech corporation steals them using a nuclear powered hand of doom which is made of Chemical X, so Vyro p. Dragon can make pickle bombs and use them against his mortal enemy who was tempted into putting a period at the end of his sentence which would be totally insane and so Chemical X was considered grammatically inane therefore causing me to pass gas which caused everyone to die a slow painful death except for Jesus, who was in Iraq at the time on a secret mission to ask anyone if they can feel the love but they couldn't answer because they had diabetes which caused Jesus to crap his pants, walk away to asia, and said "KONNICHIWA!!!" then he...gave a random shout to Libra because he is awesome and then he saw two really, really, stupid squirrels andthen the squirrels turned around with bazookas and blow them all to bits which caused the Kosaks to get mad and summoned Fatman who just said 'SCREW YOU' and then ran away to puke and then he pooped in his pants causing him to give a shout out to Jordan just for fun and fail because he had constipation and was just grunting as if here were going SSJ until he finally let it out, causing him to clean it up after himself, which was very embarrassing because everyone thought that the above post wasn't funny at all, thereby defeating the purpose of OT itself but then something involving Kinnikuman happened so Kinnikuman did the Kinniku Buster onSpongebob who is a kleptomaniac shouting "I'm ready, I'm ready!" at...a magical mirror that transported him to Zimbabwe where Vyro P. Dragon who is also known as The Dark Lord Of All Things Mildly Annoying loses his Super Hyper Ultramega pickle bombs to Gary the snail who isn't a snail at all, and seems closer to a sea star of some sort and he was a sea star but he suddenly evolved into Sora the Keyblade master and is killed by Vyro P. Dragon, then king dedede walks up to Vyro and says "I'm a survivor, and you will all be the ones to die when Vyro says 'no'", and sends dedede to clobbah dat dere kirby, but the fat man from asia ran into king dedede and puked all over him causing him to go back to Vyro and tell him that he couldn't clobbah dat dere kirby who wears a pink sock on her head which costs 5 million bucks, but the sock transformed into a mutant human eating sock and ravaged the whole population of Bikini Bottom that belonged to the monster of chery lane, who is Vyro's transvestite mother in law, so he sends dedede to pick up dry cleaning which results in harry houdini deploying the nuke on Alabama because apparently Texas got to host the 2020 Olympics instead of Alabama because evil mad scientist of madness cut up his lab rat to produce flying monkeys with kitty teeth to devour Lady Gaga, who was a jerk to it in the past life and to all humanity in this one, which makes Lady Gaga 10 to the power of 5 to eat a lot of hamburgers which made a wild PIA appear... Then out of nothing Cher appeared and started singing, people screamed in pain... and some men's eyes appeared to have melted at the sight of her navy outfit... As a beer bottle hit her in the face electrical wires were revealed that she is only a moron who ask for some cookie and repeatatively saying " So, I herd u liek mudkipz" Just then, an owl walked by and said: O RLY? and the world imploded, but everyone went to live on identical planet named htrae and Vyro sent dedede to destroy htrae using a GIANT Black Hole Synthasizer. But the wise people of htrae develops a giant shield that lets them pass through the Black Hole safely andall of a sudden Pikachu appeared out of no where which caused all the periods in this pharagraph to be eliminated to form one giant sentence, and then a Snorlax squashed Mojo-Jojo. Causing the universe to go WTF!?! Then Vyro summons Fawful and they find bobby, where fawful says "IHAVECHOR-" but is cut off by Spongebob who asked," Why does everyone hate me-, wait a minute, where did those periods come from?" and TNIE36LL got rid of them and then he exploded shouting "CAPS LOCK IS AWESOME!!" and that's when Kinnikuman jumped in, again and he makes fawful "have fury" so Vyro launches the SUPERHYPERULTRAMEGA JUNKER BOT V2 and tells it to destroy spongebob but that's when Sephiroth's theme starts playing and Seth's huge sword saves Spongebob, followed by Spongebob shouting,' I'M A GOOFY GOOBAH!!' and he transforms into his peanut wizard and owns everyone, and then he begins a duel to the death with Seth, Kinnikuman, Barney, Freddy Crouger, Yoh Asakura, John F. Kennedy's ghost and the care bears causing TEH MASS DESTRUCTIONS OFF ALL TEH INTERNETS and being a Computer Virus, Vyro P. Dragon decides to end this once and for all but the nuke won't work because Darkly put in punctuation causing me to LOL ROFL and LMAO while playing Pokemon Snap and then I snapped someone's neck by the name of the omnom monster who constantly and infinitley noms people causing them to gallop like stallions right over a cliff and tumble and eventually land on a cactus field where Omnom would LOL until he went boom-boom causing the world to slap DTF for not putting valid punctuation marks and made the moose guy from Happy Tree Friends to go WTF LOL ROFL FTW LMAO and ******************* which 'caused the great "Bikini Bottom Nematode Holocaust that got me angry at the person who put asterisks to bypass swearing and I went and had a panic attack and went to Automn Star to get me a new sig! and in which the exclamation mark that someone who typed it got blasted away by a reed blower used by Squidward and made all the little kids go farting at the nearest old lady to shout," R-R-R-R-RANDOMNESS!!" and make the planet crash into Pluto which caused all the inhabitants of it(which is Plutos of course) to land on Earth to extract the DNA of Hitler from it's corpse and they all yelled "Seig Heil Fuehrer!" which caused the old lady who has been farted by evil children to strangle jacob654951 who's last words were to subscribe to the never ending sentence thread when hitler blasted him and the old lady who had been farted on until they both died when Kinnikuman showed up again and delivered a Kinniku Driver onto Hitler straight into oblivion causing the planet to explode for the umteenth time which made Vyro have dedede eat their shorts but that's when This Name is Exactly 36 Letters Long decide that this thread is boring and left, never to return again which caused Kinnikuman to yell "NO!!!" and throw Vyro's grandma and throw her up in the air where Kinnikuman caught her and shouted," KINNIKU DRIVER!!" and killed everyone on the planet except Kinnikuman who decided to continue to slap around the Care Bears untilSnorlax decided to squish all the blood out of DTF and make the flesh and skin of him a yummy cookie which the evil children who farted the old lady liked it so much, so much that They revived me and shot Viceroy Gawain and fed him to the evil buzz lightyear of doom and his master, evil dark lord hamm which caused Seth to come back and shout 'SEPHIROTH' over and over which eventually caused the Care Bears to promote Hamm to God, making him say: " MEGA MAN IS WINFUL and if you don't like his RPG's you are made of PHAIL!" and in his fit of rage he Broke the Forth Wall and said," IMMAFIRINMAHLAZER!!" and he owned everyone which caused Kinnikuman to come in and deliver a Kinniku Driver onto him straight into a bowel of Spaggethi and meatballs, after eating the entire bowel Kinnikuman punched Alfred R. Kahn in the jaw and said," That's for calling the Kinniku Buster the But Buster in the first few episodes of Ultimate Muscle!" and then he kicked DTF's bottom because he usually tends to forgot the punctuations and capitalizations and again Snorlax uses Body Slam to pawn Megaman which in fact wasn't really Mega Man which caused Mega Man to bring out his Metal Blade and slice Snorlax's fat off which caused a fat slide that went under water and brought back Atlantis and then Aquaman showed up and began firing his lazer at baby kittens who in fact pawned Barnacle Boy, then Patrick showed up with his Squidward action-figure and a cap with a big "Wambo" on it and it started to rain yaoi style manga which Cy the python used to convince everyone he was mama luigi's prophet... the house began to switch and twich then suddenly angsty teenagers began having an apple eating contest causing-- and instead of apples they was onions pouring down from the heavens above,became suvivors on an alien planet which they all cried "Randomness!",which caused Hobbes to strangle Calvin for eating his tuna which in fact was a slice from a human casserole that in fact came from a UFO, that infact was part of "Pokemon_is_awesome" which made GengarNightmare lol and wonder WHY IN THE WORLD people are eating the human casserole of "Pokemon_is_awesome" which apparently came from a UFO so GengarNighmare fired his lazah which caused a chain reaction that destroyeda giant banana ship floating above with a lazer beem aimded on earthand then the earth self-destructed before the lazer hit the surface and all the happy adipose aliens took over the remains to make Adipose 7, And Jack saved the planet using the magic beanstalk, and turned the aliens sense victory into defeat but then Captian Jack Harkness takes out his time space distortian device and blows other jack to the Medusa Cascade which made a food eating contest appear out of nowhere with every member of Pc entered, Then all the cannibles and aliens showed up to feast on all PC members present including ME who kicked KGS out of OT for trying to own it and then fired mah lolazer at him and-
