Them chain mails....

[LanceLite]

This topic is all about the chain mails you get from people. Post what they are about and how weird they are. U can even post the chain mails here. Just have it nothing to do with porn and religion and this topic will be great. im posting this really funny chain mail..... funny cos of all the stuff it says that will happen to u if u send or not send it to another person.

its called....

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THE BOYFRIEND​

AND GIRLFRIEND TEST
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This is no joke. It works (from experience).

DO NOT just delete this. DO WHAT IT SAYS!!!! FOR YOUR OWN LOVE LIFE'S SAKE!!!

Read this now or forever hold your peace.

This is not just your ordinary chain letter. Every person you send it to, brings you more good luck.
If you send it to no one, it will cause someone you like to hate you.

If you send it to 1 person, your next relationship will have lots of fun times.

If you send it to 2 people, you will get a secret admirer.

If you send it to 3 people, you'll get a date for the next school dance.

If you send it to 4 people, you'll meet the person of your dreams.

If you send it to 5 people, the guy or girl you met of your dreams will ask for your phone number.


If you send it to 8 people, your next relationship will be everlasting.


If you send it to 13 people, your boyfriend or girlfriend, will become totally faithful to you.


If you send it to 15 people, the person you have been crushing on for a very long time, will ask you out.

If you send it to 18 people, your date for the next dance will ask you out.

If you send it to 20 people, you'll make out with your crush at a party..

If it can do that much sending it to 20 people, imagine what it will do if you send it to more.

The consequences:

If you do not send this letter to anybody, your life will be a living ****. You have 5 days to send this letter to at least 1 person. You can send this to as many people as you want to. I am warning you...do not just delete this letter. It is a new chain letter and we would like it to
get sent around as quick as possible. I refused to send it to many people when I first made it in June of 1995, because I didn't believe it would work. I sent it to 38 people, then I got the best boyfriend that I could ever have.


Romantic, Popular, or Brainy?

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WHICH ARE YOU?
PEEPS! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TEST! GRAB A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PEN AND NUMBER IT 1 - 10!

HERE'S THE TEST!

1. Pick your favorite color out of the following:
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Purple

2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following:
Cat
Dog
Fish
Snake
Parrot
Mouse

3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:
Hawaii
New York
East Africa
Spain
Montana

4. Pick your favorite instrument:
Violin
Piano
Electric Guitar
Drums

5. Pick your favorite soft drink:
Dr. Pepper
Sprite
Coca Cola,
Pepsi,
Mountain Dew.

6. Name A. Person Of The Opposite Sex...

7. Name A. Person Of The Same Sex...

8. The Time Now...

9. Your Age

10. You don't have to write it down, but make a WISH and then scroll down!

HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!

1. Red - Adventurous
Orange - Fun
Yellow - Sweet
Green - Wacky
Blue - Romantic
Purple - Mysterious

2. Cat - Feminine
Dog - Loving
Fish - Boring
Snake - Boyish
Parrot - Annoying
Mouse - Brainy

3. Hawaii - Romantic
New York - Busy
East Africa - Curious
Spain - Mysterious
Montana - Country Girl/Boy

4. Violin - Intellectual
Piano - Popular
Electric Guitar - Wacky
Drums - Wild

5. Dr. Pepper - Popular
Sprite - Wacky
Coca Cola - Wild
Pepsi - Fun
Mountain Dew - Athletic

6. That person will have a crush on you after you send this!

7. That person will become your enemy if you don't send this!




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8. How long you have to send this!

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(Ex: 5:15 = 5 hours 15 minutes)

9. How many peeps you have to send this to!

10. That will come true if you do #9 in the amount of time #8 says!


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*START SENDING​

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and whaddya know.... for some reason this thing kinda had the correct answers for me. and about the blue..... take it from experience.​

 

[Dizzy]

Ohhhh I love those things!!

But, buddy, chain-mail is the thing you wear for Armor, CHAIN-LETTER is the thing you get from E-mail about these stupid things, most of them are so not true so don't even believe them...

 

[LanceLite]

who does?? chain mail is what we call it here... sorta.... i should start saying letter then...

the most weirdest i got was today. its about pokemon.. one of the weirdo rookie trainers at school sent me this-

THE ULTIMATE POKEMON COMES​

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You think you are the best trainer in the world? Well you're not and so aint I. But whoever has the ultimate Pokemon is. Nobody has it yet. I am just telling you to be prepared. When it will come the world shall be the ones battling over it. Prepare with your Pokemon with the following steps-​

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Have Ash's team on your games.​

You must have a Pikachu level 5000 to defeat the ultimate Pokemon.​

Have your bag filled with potions and restoring items.​

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When you are ready and the meteor crashes into our real world the sonicwave will be sent down the universe. All the games will have a new event put inside. But all your Pokemon will become real from your game and you must control them using it. The world is doomed and only can be saved by the prepared ones.​

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The invasion of Deoxys are coming.​

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Do u believe this??? and that stupid **** believes it. **** what is the world coming to.... meteors and deoxys in the real world?? WHO MAKES THESE CHAIN MAILS.... ahem.... LETTERS ANYWAYS????​

 

[Arashi]

Woo! I don't believe in those things, but they're so funny. *laughs with the LV5000 Pikachu* They remind of some messages I often get on my cell phone. *can't wait for more to come*

 

[LanceLite]

i'd post some more if i didnt delete all of them before i had the idea to start this topic... the two i posted came after that... u wont imagine how many pokemon rumor type chain letters i get...

 

[BladeForever]

I guess if I get more ''Chain Mail'' (yes it's called Chain Mail here also...) I'll post it here... If I dont delete them o.o Man there so annoying.. when I first got the internet I was fine with them, then after about a week I despised them darely. I just cant seem to find why people waste there time daily sending out those messages(that has to be boring...)... <_< it's getting so old.

~Blade~

 

[LanceLite]

not me. i love those type of mails. for no reason i send them off to people to annoy....

hm... PichuSecretBase is gonna be my number1 annoy target from now on....

 

[Evil Togepi]

Meh, I usually delete those kinda e-mails straight away, I find them kind of annoying. There was a time I used to look at them but not these days :p

 

[LanceLite]

heh u should see them theyre all very funny... i FINALLY got a nice one. its one of those Friendship letters that say that youre my best friend or you are the best friend one can have type. i think i got about a lot of them... counting all my classmates sent it XD

 

[Geometric-sama]

Chain emails are SO annoying... I delete them without looking at them. Then I email the person who sent them to me and ask them not to send any more.

 

[Splashing Mew]

Amanda will haunt you.... Yeah right!

This is one of those "You will be haunted if you do not forward this." These annoy me soooo much!

The Story of Amanda

I once knew this girl and her name was Amanda. We were real good friends, but there was something different about her. She had a fast-spreading cancer and she was only 14. A few months ago she told me that when she dies she wanted a chain letter to be sent around about her. She also said that she will haunt anyone who doesn't send it.

Well, Amanda died a few weeks ago, so I'm doing her wish.

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*I Hope u made ur wish**
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STOP!!!

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Ok... Send it to:

0 People: You've just pissed Amanda off...expect something REALLY bad/scary to happen VERY soon...

1-5 People: You kinda helped her out...she may do something good for you...maybe...

6-10 People: Amanda is kinda happy now...she will do something good for you in the next few weeks...

11-15 People: Amanda is proud of you and will thank you by doing something good for you in the next few days...

16+ People: Amanda is very very happy and something good will happen to you in a few minutes...

Send or BEWARE!!!

One world: LAME!

 

[LanceLite]

heh heh heh.. i got that one some time befores....... i hate that kind of chain mail for some reason....

another new type of letter i got today... i dunno if its supposed to be like that... its a Chain Letter Story thingy... i havent added into it so u know what the story was without my destroy-the-story-effects. i have no idea where the story is rite now and how it is going... beware the story may disturb readers

**********What happened when the girl eat her cereal**********​

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This is a chain letter where you just have fun with it. From here a story starts which you must continue. If you recieved this letter with the story continuing you must try to write another chapter. Dont forget to write your name after each chapter!!! Here is your first-​

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There was a girl who woke up one morning. She did her usuals and went down to breakfast. There was a new box of cereal and it was a new brand. On it said free gift inside. She got happy that it was going to be a new nice cereal better than the soggie old ones and opened it up and set it up in a bowl. Just when she put the spoon in her mouth.....​

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***happy continuing!!!***​

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and she swallowed the cereal, she realised that she had eaten the free gift!!! Then she heard some cracking noises. Somthing moved inside her... and for some reason it felt very wiggly and very ALIVE!!!!​

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- av@8​

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It had to come out the girl thought or else it would do something bad. But how was she gonna get it out. She looked behind the box and she found on it was written- Three free gifts!! 1- Small toy. 2- larger toy. 3- Monster Egg.​

Then her head started to think fast. The cracking she heard meant the monster had come out of its egg. And it was wiggling inside her. A scream escaped FAST from her mouth.​

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- Kandi93523​

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The girl was feeling very sick right there. She just went upstairs to her bedroom and decided to lie down on her bed and think how she was going to get the monster out. On lying on her bed she could properly feel the monster having fun playing inside her. It was almost time to go to school. The poor girl went to get dressed. The monster wriggled inside her on the way to school. It wriggled at school. Because of it the poor girl could not at all concentrate. She decided to tell her boyfriend about it. Her boyfriend did not find it surprising. He fortunatly had the same cereal that morning and did not eat the monster. He had sent the monster down the river because it was shaped like a duck and could swim. The poor girl felt the monster wriggling like **** in her tummy. Then she and her boyfriend decided to go and check the doctors.​

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- termites_heaven_999​

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At the doctors they found that there was no way for the monster to come out unless it decide to rip out of the girls body. And her back door would not work either. So they decided to go to a place and wait till the monster came out or else they forced it out.​

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- uglychu_hate_that_pikachu​

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They went to the girl's house and up to her room. The monster was wiggling VERY bad now. Her tummy had grown very large as well. It was starting to hurt and all her boyfriend could do was comfort her.​

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- chocolate_girl_1234​

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Now maybe I shouldnt have posted that..... if someone finds it against the rules please tell me and I'll remove it from my post.....​

 

[LanceLite]

cute!!!!!!! looks like nobody hates that mail with the eaten monster.... that really was weird... i got it back today and the girl and the boy were grandparents and the monster was their son and it had kids of its own.....

i'll NEVER understand chain stories...