TheShinyMew
Wild Challenger appeared!
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A part 2 of my previous thread.
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*A lot of wild Mew appears behind trees*
Iris: Go Master Ball!
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Mew: Hey, Mewtwo! I think succotash, waffles and crackers are good for you!
Mewtwo: CAN YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT BESIDES SUCCOTASH, CRACKERS, WAFFLES OR HAMHOCKS!?
Mew: Will you eat something else, like soda pop? Popcorn? Or someone's facal moles?
Mewtwo: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO GROSS, MEW!? I WOULDN'T EAT FACIAL MOLES!
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(On the way back to Toy Town Pikachu stumbles upon Kirby)
Kirby: *reading a book* "T" is for tummyache...which makes me really sick. "D" is for Diet, which is what me am doing.
Pikachu: (pulls out an explosive watermelon) Hey there. (snickers) You want a nice fresh watermelon?
Kirby: *singing* You can take your watermelon, and shove it up your *bleep*. Shove it up your *bleep*!
Pikachu: (hurls the watermelon into Kirby's mouth)
(The watermelon explodes, and Kirby runs around like crazy)
Kirby: OH!! That watermelon give me a heart burn! (spits out flames and leaves)
Pikachu: Now, that was a real flamethrower. Hehehe...
Pikachu gets cut off by a pie hitting him in the face.
Victini: APRIL FOOLS!
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Delibird: Not true. Our plan is sure to work little girl. I'm sure of it.
Tyrogue: Delibird...did you fart? Man, you really are an old stinker...*covers his nose*.
Delibird: That does itl! You're on the naughty list!
Tyrogue: We'll poopoo on you.
*Delibird and Tyrogue start getting hit with eggs*
Delibird: What the heck! *gets hit by another one*
Tyrogue: Ewwwwww!! Succotash! (he almost about to vomit)
Delibird:Whoever is doing that will be on the naughty list...so stop it this....*gets one in the mouth*.
Delibird: Gross! Defiantly not better than watermelons and succotash! *runs away*
Kirby: (pops his head out of the garbage can) Did somebody say watermelons?!
Victini: Not watermelons, but eggs!
Kirby: *sings* You can take your eggs and shove them up your.....*gets shot with eggs until he leaves*
Kirby: Forget this. I can't keep taking this sort of abuse!
(Elsewhere in the World Axis)
Mew: How did I get stuck with you Cobalion?
Cobalion: Be quiet twerp! I'd rather work on my own than hear your drivel
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Clian: Forget Pansage. I'll use Axew right away!
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*A lot of wild Mew appears behind trees*
Iris: Go Master Ball!
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Mew: Hey, Mewtwo! I think succotash, waffles and crackers are good for you!
Mewtwo: CAN YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE TO EAT BESIDES SUCCOTASH, CRACKERS, WAFFLES OR HAMHOCKS!?
Mew: Will you eat something else, like soda pop? Popcorn? Or someone's facal moles?
Mewtwo: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO GROSS, MEW!? I WOULDN'T EAT FACIAL MOLES!
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(On the way back to Toy Town Pikachu stumbles upon Kirby)
Kirby: *reading a book* "T" is for tummyache...which makes me really sick. "D" is for Diet, which is what me am doing.
Pikachu: (pulls out an explosive watermelon) Hey there. (snickers) You want a nice fresh watermelon?
Kirby: *singing* You can take your watermelon, and shove it up your *bleep*. Shove it up your *bleep*!
Pikachu: (hurls the watermelon into Kirby's mouth)
(The watermelon explodes, and Kirby runs around like crazy)
Kirby: OH!! That watermelon give me a heart burn! (spits out flames and leaves)
Pikachu: Now, that was a real flamethrower. Hehehe...
Pikachu gets cut off by a pie hitting him in the face.
Victini: APRIL FOOLS!
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Delibird: Not true. Our plan is sure to work little girl. I'm sure of it.
Tyrogue: Delibird...did you fart? Man, you really are an old stinker...*covers his nose*.
Delibird: That does itl! You're on the naughty list!
Tyrogue: We'll poopoo on you.
*Delibird and Tyrogue start getting hit with eggs*
Delibird: What the heck! *gets hit by another one*
Tyrogue: Ewwwwww!! Succotash! (he almost about to vomit)
Delibird:Whoever is doing that will be on the naughty list...so stop it this....*gets one in the mouth*.
Delibird: Gross! Defiantly not better than watermelons and succotash! *runs away*
Kirby: (pops his head out of the garbage can) Did somebody say watermelons?!
Victini: Not watermelons, but eggs!
Kirby: *sings* You can take your eggs and shove them up your.....*gets shot with eggs until he leaves*
Kirby: Forget this. I can't keep taking this sort of abuse!
(Elsewhere in the World Axis)
Mew: How did I get stuck with you Cobalion?
Cobalion: Be quiet twerp! I'd rather work on my own than hear your drivel
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Clian: Forget Pansage. I'll use Axew right away!
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