Things that FAIL!

[St. Anger]

LOCK PLEASE

Ok, another game ^^.
We list things that fail, starting from the first post. Put what you added in bold.

Example:
Plastic
Oranges

Let me start. Remember: Things that fail at life or something.

Being bitten by a snake


EDIT: Lock please. I'll stick with one thread for now.

 

[Ivysaur]

I would have pointed you to the "Things that the world would be better off without" thread, but well, I guess you noticed it already ^^;

~Closed