this game is talk of town EVEN IN IRAN

[sharzin]

hello everyone im sharzin. absent for a long time for absolutely no reason at all (lolololololololo) (well i guess no one cares about me so i think no one noticed roflmao) im back to give you good news (well i guess no one cares about iran either so it might not be such a good news) back in a month ago people in iran didnt knew the difference between a charmander and a charizard. when i told them the name of pokemon no one had any ANY idea what am i talking about exept for some people who had access to non iranian channels and all they knew was "the show about a yellow mouse with electric powers" it looked like me - my friend milad - my younger sister nahal and like 4 or 5 other people knew how many generations of pokemon we have or what are the type match ups or which pokemon created pokemon universe or how many gen 1 pokemons we have and i was the only one that wanted the show to be dubbed in persian and me and my sis and those 4 or 5 other people were the only people who watched more than 90 episodes of pokemon. now fast forward to the time when this game released and OMG everyone is playing pokemon (go) speaking about pokemon (go) catching pokemon and uploading pokemon go walkthroughs . one of my classmates even asked me in telegram that "do you (he means me) know about a great game called pokemon go?" and i was like shut up plz i was hyped about pokemon go back when it was just a trailer even though i had (and have) no cell phone and i am a poke fan for about 3 or 4 years now and if you consider yourself a pokefan i got a LOT of questions that im sure you cant answer but any real pokefan know those answers like answer to 2+2 (i actually never said it to him but still...) there is even pokemon go jokes in iran that i translated some of them for you:
-we are officialy returned to stone age:back then they were hunting for lunch and dinner and now we are hunting for pokemon
-i was in elevator with 5 other people. all 6 of us were playing pokemon
-oh ma gawd its doomsday. both of us wore our clothes in midnight for capturing pokemon
-playing pokemon go on rooftop is a different experience try it once
- getting out of your house or even standing up for a game is totally against video game buzz
- pokemon go created a lot of chaos here. police closed the park and said some people bumped at eah other and started fighting and even some children gone missing


since i dont have a cell phone i cant say much about this game but there is someone in tehran (capital of iran) who was kind enough to share his experience and screenshots with others and since its 12 whole paragraphs and im so tired for translating them i just put some screenshots

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in the end im happy that this game may create a lot of pokefans in iran too. please tell me what you think about this
(and please someone tell me if i misspelled anything or used wrong grammar)