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*Hastily hides his plans for taking over PokeCommunity, trying to put on an innocent smile as he walks into the welcome thread*
"Phase one complete. Exactly as planned." *He indulges in a tiny evil laugh as he searches for his new subjects, his eyes flickering red for that brief second as he takes in his surroundings. Resisting the temptation to lose himself in thoughts of his eventual and inevitable conquest and seas of wanton destruction, he eventually strides over to a comfortable couch with a wooden table and a bowl of fruit.
There are also bowls of triple fudge chocolate chip cookies with pamphlets on the benefits of joining the Dark Side today. He added a notice to the table as he pulled out a jingling leather bag: "If you join in the next 24 hours, we will throw in this free Golden Ring with ancient Elven (I swear it's Elven) writing, guaranteed to give you unlimited power and cookies on demand!
Eventually, he sighs. He can't expect to take over the world just by fantasizing about global conquest and trying to pass out pamphlets. Grudgingly, the aspiring evil overlord writes down one final note in crimson ink (I swear by Arceus, it's ink!), which once you get past the maniacal laughter emanating from the paper, reads as something like this:
Hello, everyone. I'm Cerebelli, another new member to what seems like a really fun forum... I'm interested in writing, roleplaying, anime, getting to know new people, and custom emulation programs. I'm looking for some great roleplays to join and some new games to play, and I had a few fanfic ideas in mind as well...
"Phase one complete. Exactly as planned." *He indulges in a tiny evil laugh as he searches for his new subjects, his eyes flickering red for that brief second as he takes in his surroundings. Resisting the temptation to lose himself in thoughts of his eventual and inevitable conquest and seas of wanton destruction, he eventually strides over to a comfortable couch with a wooden table and a bowl of fruit.
There are also bowls of triple fudge chocolate chip cookies with pamphlets on the benefits of joining the Dark Side today. He added a notice to the table as he pulled out a jingling leather bag: "If you join in the next 24 hours, we will throw in this free Golden Ring with ancient Elven (I swear it's Elven) writing, guaranteed to give you unlimited power and cookies on demand!
Eventually, he sighs. He can't expect to take over the world just by fantasizing about global conquest and trying to pass out pamphlets. Grudgingly, the aspiring evil overlord writes down one final note in crimson ink (I swear by Arceus, it's ink!), which once you get past the maniacal laughter emanating from the paper, reads as something like this:
Hello, everyone. I'm Cerebelli, another new member to what seems like a really fun forum... I'm interested in writing, roleplaying, anime, getting to know new people, and custom emulation programs. I'm looking for some great roleplays to join and some new games to play, and I had a few fanfic ideas in mind as well...