Those Wacky Schoolyard Shannigans!

kidpunk

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    Yeah.
    Something in school scarred me yesterday forever. I must shares it.
    So, walked into the bathroom, use the urinal and wash my hands. I'm in the middle of it when I see something in the open stall in back of me. I really just had to look. It was human waste. That it probably the most reasonable way I can explain it without getting yelled at. I then proceeded to throw up in the garbadge can, and told my 4th period art teacher (who was just as disgusted).
    Then today, another SCAR STORY! (I'm Jacoby!)
    I don't know why, but I'm sitting under the basketball hoop in the gym because I'm a junkie (not the bad kind, the lazy kind). One of the basketball players then makes a good dunk shot, and lands in a posistion which people would refer to as "Teabagging." Got laughed at the entire day, but he brought in the crunchy chinese noodles and gave me the whole bag. Totally worth it.
    You got something school related you like to share?
     
    Well, it didn't happen to me, but one time, this kid was climbing up a big cast-iron drainpipe to get some tennis balls from a gutter XD Guess what? It broke! No-one quite saw what happened, but he fell behind a bush and the drainpipe fell behind the bush. When they were falling, the drainpipe was definitely on top, and yet he wasn't hurt at all. He's like a freakin' ninja.

    Then we tried to hide eight foot of cast-iron drain pipe in a six foot long bush XD that was friggin' hilarious.
     
    At my school we have class wars andpeople fight each other. They throw shoes,rocks anything that will hurt.XD And then a teacher would come and like 100 people would run up the stairs.I almost broke someones leg caused I ran over him. Someone tripped me and I fell and my leg almost broke.
     
    kidpunk said:
    Yeah.
    Something in school scarred me yesterday forever. I must shares it.
    So, walked into the bathroom, use the urinal and wash my hands. I'm in the middle of it when I see something in the open stall in back of me. I really just had to look. It was human waste.
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    Lol, that's always happened at my old school and even in the one I'm going to now. It was so bad, we would kick open the doors of the stalls and go, "Exhibit A! Exhibit B!" and 90 percent of the time, we'd be right and there would be a toilet that wasn't flushed after it was used. xD

    Alright, well...um...I can't think of anything else right now, but there's definitely wierd stuff that's happened my school, so I might just post them later.
     
    In our english class we were given Shakespeare books to read. Our teacher said to go outside and practice a scene from 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' so we went outside, but of course we didn't practice. There's a basketball hoop in our playground so me and my best friend were throwing our books trying to get them through the ring. We did this for a few minutes... then one time when I threw mine up, it got stuck on that 'line/board' of plastic behind the hoop.

    I panicked for a while, until a boy in my class offered to help. He climbed up the hoop pole and got it back down. Our teacher nearly caught him while he was climbing up. I was panicky then, but I found it funny afterwards. Whenever it's mentioned we can't stop laughing and every congratulates me on my 'great' shot. >.<
     
    Is that the first time you find an unflushed toilet full of poop? In my school, there's never a clean toilet. Never. There's always urine, poop, dirty toilet paper. You name it, our toilets have it. Anyways, in my school, people usually do stuff in the back of teachers heads. That's not bad, but they pretend to play with their ***** and put up the finger. There's more, but I don't feel like posting it.
     
    In Grade 4 a boy in my class broke his arm and our teacher went around telling everyone he'd tried to steal his bike. He was being serious. But I was there when the boy messed up his arm though, by running out into ferry traffic, and nobody believed us, they thought he'd tried to steal the teacher's bike and broke his arm somehow.

    While playing deer hunter in a nearby park last year, I scaled a tree and waited for this girl I didn't like to run by, and I jumped on her. XD

    Also, when people think there's going to be a fight, they follow the challenger around the school making a huge mob/parade while the guy tries to find the offending person. This is why about 80% of all our school fights are broken up before they even start.
     
    Well, in my graphic design class, everyone in the class has access to a shared folder. A certain friend of mine happens to be decent with hacking. Anyway, that shared folder is now loaded with movies and music and the teacher CANNOT GE IT OFF. Eventually the tech department got it off (took them two days after they yelled at us) but he just made a new one XD, and they are not school appropriate movies either.

    The biggest shinnanigans we get are bomb threats though. at the beginning of the year we had one every other week. It was terrible. They bring us all to the gym while the police are going through the school. It's really not cool/funny at all, just annoying.

    I remember in 7th grade, a group of Seniors came to the school, went through all the lockers and thew our books/papers/folders ALL OVER THE HALL! I mean everyones locker who didn't have a lock (no-one had a lock). One year later, we have security cameras in the school, the next year, new lockers with built in locks.
     
    GreenStorm said:
    Is that the first time you find an unflushed toilet full of poop? In my school, there's never a clean toilet. Never. There's always urine, poop, dirty toilet paper. You name it, our toilets have it. Anyways, in my school, people usually do stuff in the back of teachers heads. That's not bad, but they pretend to play with their ***** and put up the finger. There's more, but I don't feel like posting it.
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    no.
    it was next to the toilet.
    and disgusting.
     
    UGH, I've seen so many things in my school toilets that I could make a gross collection of them.. which wouldn't be so nice, but anyway, yeahhh *chokes* Reminds me when my sister didn't reach the toilet in time for a poop ;x
     
    One rather funny thing happened. Not to the guy, but for everyone else.

    We had fences with rather sharp spikes on the top. Only in one part because it was dodgy there. Anywho, this cocky guy kicked the ball over by accident and said.

    "I am not getting it."

    We were like... "Fine, but you kicked it over. So you buy us one."
    He said. "F*** that. You are all idiots who can't climb a fence."
    We said. "That has nothing to do with it really, just the large spikes at the top."
    He said. "I don't care. I will get it. Watch how it is done."

    He ran up, jumped on them and started to climb. Put his hands on the spikes to pull himself up, slipped and WHAM! Palms went straight through and he was dangling in place.
    Had to call the firemen! XD

    Since I was the tallest, I ran up and let him rest on my back, since he couldn't pull his hands off. So he stood on me! Mean while, while he was crying, everyone said.
    "Told you."

    It is a little harsh, but it is his own fault. I didn't leave him thought, that would have been a little mean.
    I GOT BLOOD ON MEH! NOT FAIR!

    I got to go home for my help and to get changed. So it was all good. DAY OFF!

    So kids, never put your hands on large spikes when climbing, it will end in tears! XD
     
    School shenanigans? Oh goodie
    1)Some kids threw into the 9th grade classes chocolate milk and blasted all the teachers with them. Yeah that hilarious.
    2)Some other kids snuck into the school put a music player next to the micrphone for announcements which wasn't needed and started playing Nazi Era german Music. They then padlocked the principal's office and they stopped the music 5 hours later. Man having school with such music was great.
    3)Carnival this yeat we dressed up as some fancy pants ladies and with a jukebox started dancing in all the classes. I thankfully was not forced to go into a certain girl's classroom.
     
    My old school was run by Nuns, had the most lax cleaners especially when it came to the toilets (disgrace). All girl school, one fight ended up pushing the PE teacher down the stairs, setting bins on fire, pushing the lockers over to make a domino effect :p ... Ah memories of the day when somebody left the gas on in the Home-EC room and ended starting a massive fire !!! A girl pulled a knife on another girl.. now it was'nt just an ordinary knife it was a butter knife.... very funny !!
     
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