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Tig's Apartment

*get's poked at bottom of stomach* Ow! Let's try that a little lower and ALOT softer!
 
omg... someone broke a rule! But who...? *Questions the nearest fig plant* Where were you when I was playing Bingo? What is the last thing you remember? What was your first meal in a resturant with the letter P in it? Do the roots and amount of water you get affect your love life? *Hours later after waiting for an answer* Tig, he's not talking. What do we do with the fig?
 
*Smashes and rips fig plant apart*
 
It was me, it was me...

*breaks down into a crying wreck*

I'm sorry people.

Th apartment is looking pretty nice Tig..

Oh did I just hear Winona call out for me?

From that room over there?

Don't mind if I do...

*Goes into room*

*A loud YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!! is screamed out*

*Comes back out*

Don't mind me.
 
._.

How'd you know?

*Goes back in room*

*Smashes all pics of Tig*

Now, my little Winona.. you shall be mine...
 
Uh.

Okay.

*Is alive again*

*Backs away from Winona*

She's all yours, all yours, I don't want her anyway.

No need to kill me.
 
I'll pass.

Flannery needs a haircut.

And maybe a SHOWER.

But Winona.. now that;s where it's at..

*Starts getting closer to Winona*
 
Oh, a Pr0n star.

Now we are talking.

Where'd she come from?
 
Oh, I want more, MORE, MORE.

*Goes into yet another room with the pr0n star*

*Loud noises.. something hit wall.. girl screaming happily.. something hitting wall again*

Hm, she must have looked at me.

Not cool.

The things hitting the wall were 2 lamps by the way.
 
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