Tower Attack

[SkittyBot]

Objective is to destroy the tower. You can aid the tower if you want.

TOWER STATS
Health: 5,000
Equipment: NONE
Benefits: NONE
Curses: NONE
Defenses: Anti-Laser, Shock Absorption
Offenses: 2 Magikarps, a Rock
Weapons: A bow and arrow
BEGIN ATTACKING TOWER

 

[Limanya]

I summon Karkat to attack the tower.

 

[Arcturus.]

I have launched a nuclear missle at the tower. It will arrive in a week.

 

[Thursday]

Looks like we (the tower) must start training those Magikarp... It shall take 5 days to evolve them and teach them Hyper Beam!

.... *Throws the rock at the missile* Dang! I only missed by over 200 miles...

 

[Ice Car]

I drop a Wailord on top of the tower.