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Like any previous version of this topic, post your favorite quotes from your favorite TV shows.
Cheers
Pick A Con...Any Con (1983)-
Coach: George, why did you make the bet!?
George: Because you scratched your nose you idiot!
Coach: BUT I TOLD YOU WHY I SCRATCHED MY NOSE!
My Fair Clavin (1987)-
Rebecca: Did everybody see that? (pause) Yes, I started smoking again. I've been under a lot of pressure and I needed something to calm my nerves all right. And I don't want to hear any stupid remarks about yellow fingernails or kissing ashtrays, and if you use the phrase 'coffin nails' you better be a mortician. Any questions, comments, snide remarks? No? Good.
Sam: Well it certainly has calmed her down.
What is...Cliff Clavin (1990)- (my favorite sequence)
Alex Trebek: And it takes us to Cliff. Cliff, good news for you, both of your opponents came up with incorrect responses, and what that means is that, even if you're wrong, as long as you didn't do anything foolish like wager everything, you're a cinch winner.
Cliff: Well, then we don't have to see my answer do we there Alex? Listen, I'll see you at the uh, Tournament of Champions. (chuckle)
Alex: Cliff, we're running out of time and we are going to have to take a look at your response.
You wrote down... "Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?". No, I'm sorry, that too, is wrong. The correct response is "What were the real names of Cary Grant, Tony Curtis, and Joan Crawford?"
Cliff: Alex, those people have never been in my kitchen.
Alex: Cliff, it's all right you don't have to worry. Unless you risked more than $21,600, you will be the new Jeopardy Champion. So let's take a look and see what your wager was.
You bet... 22,000 big ones? Takes you down to... zero! You bet it all-Cliff, why would you do something like that?
Cliff: It's because I know that those people have never been in my kitchen. You can ask them, come on! Tony Curtis is still alive. Get 'im on the phone eh? I'll pay for the call.
Alex: Isn't gonna work Cliff, sorry. Agnes, 400 dollars is not a big total, but today it's enough to make you the new Jeopardy Champion, so congratulations.
Cliff: No she's not! I'm the Champion! I answered all those questions you saw me America! Write in and tell them-we're mail carriers (continues ranting in front of camera)
Little Match Girl (1992)-
Sam: I think that's everybody
John Allen Hill: Saaaaaaaaam!
Sam: Well, almost everybody.
John Allen Hill: Well Sam, I see you monkeys have discovered FIRE!
Would you like to come upstairs and see the damage at Melville's?
Sam: You know, why not? I need to cheer me up.
The Littles
Beware of Hunter (1983)-
Dinky: There's a big man out there somewhere, and he's looking to find our world!
Henry Bigg: Oh no, if he finds you, there'll be experiments, and I may never see you again.
Quick, everybody get back inside before anybody sees you. Don't worry, I'll try to find out about the man who's trying to get you.
Lucy Little: Thanks Henry. You're really our best friend.
Matlock
The Narc (1990)-
Matlock: Dam you Conrad. I was safe. But you wern't satisfied-I had to be filthy too. ... Why aren't you filthy?
Conrad: Jumped in the bread.
The Assault (1995)-
Matlock: I'm out of order!? He's out of order! My client could go to jail for something this bum did to himself, and you say I'm out of order?
Judge: What you are is out of control. Guards, remove Mr. Matlock!
Matlock: (rants) It's men like him who commit crimes and get away with it-that's whats out of order... (continues rants)
Cheers
Pick A Con...Any Con (1983)-
Coach: George, why did you make the bet!?
George: Because you scratched your nose you idiot!
Coach: BUT I TOLD YOU WHY I SCRATCHED MY NOSE!
My Fair Clavin (1987)-
Rebecca: Did everybody see that? (pause) Yes, I started smoking again. I've been under a lot of pressure and I needed something to calm my nerves all right. And I don't want to hear any stupid remarks about yellow fingernails or kissing ashtrays, and if you use the phrase 'coffin nails' you better be a mortician. Any questions, comments, snide remarks? No? Good.
Sam: Well it certainly has calmed her down.
What is...Cliff Clavin (1990)- (my favorite sequence)
Alex Trebek: And it takes us to Cliff. Cliff, good news for you, both of your opponents came up with incorrect responses, and what that means is that, even if you're wrong, as long as you didn't do anything foolish like wager everything, you're a cinch winner.
Cliff: Well, then we don't have to see my answer do we there Alex? Listen, I'll see you at the uh, Tournament of Champions. (chuckle)
Alex: Cliff, we're running out of time and we are going to have to take a look at your response.
You wrote down... "Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?". No, I'm sorry, that too, is wrong. The correct response is "What were the real names of Cary Grant, Tony Curtis, and Joan Crawford?"
Cliff: Alex, those people have never been in my kitchen.
Alex: Cliff, it's all right you don't have to worry. Unless you risked more than $21,600, you will be the new Jeopardy Champion. So let's take a look and see what your wager was.
You bet... 22,000 big ones? Takes you down to... zero! You bet it all-Cliff, why would you do something like that?
Cliff: It's because I know that those people have never been in my kitchen. You can ask them, come on! Tony Curtis is still alive. Get 'im on the phone eh? I'll pay for the call.
Alex: Isn't gonna work Cliff, sorry. Agnes, 400 dollars is not a big total, but today it's enough to make you the new Jeopardy Champion, so congratulations.
Cliff: No she's not! I'm the Champion! I answered all those questions you saw me America! Write in and tell them-we're mail carriers (continues ranting in front of camera)
Little Match Girl (1992)-
Sam: I think that's everybody
John Allen Hill: Saaaaaaaaam!
Sam: Well, almost everybody.
John Allen Hill: Well Sam, I see you monkeys have discovered FIRE!
Would you like to come upstairs and see the damage at Melville's?
Sam: You know, why not? I need to cheer me up.
The Littles
Beware of Hunter (1983)-
Dinky: There's a big man out there somewhere, and he's looking to find our world!
Henry Bigg: Oh no, if he finds you, there'll be experiments, and I may never see you again.
Quick, everybody get back inside before anybody sees you. Don't worry, I'll try to find out about the man who's trying to get you.
Lucy Little: Thanks Henry. You're really our best friend.
Matlock
The Narc (1990)-
Matlock: Dam you Conrad. I was safe. But you wern't satisfied-I had to be filthy too. ... Why aren't you filthy?
Conrad: Jumped in the bread.
The Assault (1995)-
Matlock: I'm out of order!? He's out of order! My client could go to jail for something this bum did to himself, and you say I'm out of order?
Judge: What you are is out of control. Guards, remove Mr. Matlock!
Matlock: (rants) It's men like him who commit crimes and get away with it-that's whats out of order... (continues rants)
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