Once you've heard a sound, where does the sound go? Away XD
What colour is a chameleon? Green
In a light tight room from where light cannot escape, when you turn off the light bulb, where does the light that filled the room go? It escapes somehow.
Why is it called the Afterlife when it's really Afterdeath? Because its really another life.
Why is it called Afterdark when it's really Afterlight? Iunno,thats hard XD
What was the best thing before sliced bread? Medicine?
Why do 24/7 stores have locks fitted to the doors? Incase someone is trying to brake in.
Why are soapsuds always white? Because soap is.
After you've heard it, where does sound go? In j00r ears.
Why do Superheroes wear tights? Because they think it shows their leg muscles.
If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy why does he stop talking when humans are around? Hes scared
If humans evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?Because some didnt evolve.
Who filmed Neil Armstrong's first step on the moon?Someone in the shuttle O_O
If humans left the earth, would Time cease to exist? No
Why do Psychics keep sending me spam, don't they know I'm not interested? Because they're annoying.
What was the root of all evil before money? Erm..Iunno
Who cut off Mickey's tail? Goofy?
If we all stopped voting, would the politicians go away? Hopefully
What seeds were used for seedless grapes?Imaginary seedless grape seeds.
Why do kids always make the wrong comment at the wrong time in front of the wrong people? Because at that age they have no brain.