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Unanswerable Questions Answered

Sankari

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    I made this up when I was half asleep, so it might be a little weird. The way you play is one person has to pretend they are a pokemon. 3 people have to ask a question that can only be answered by that pokemon.

    Example:

    Person1: I'll be Pikachu!

    Person2: Why are you yellow?

    Something like that, but a little more logical.

    I'll start: I'll be Clefairy.
     
    Are you really from Outer Space? And if you are, will you eat out brains like the alien in that movie?
     
    So why do you "Clefairies" always hide in or near caves???

    Sounds logical enough, ...its almost like rp'ing.. except we're restricted to only answering question >__0.

    Hmm, I'm in! I'll be what's in my avatar *ahem* Dragonite, As usual:P. Ask away, or something XD.
     
    Why did Bill call you the 150th pokemon?

    (and arn't we still on clefairy? I dunno. If not, who care!)

    What are those wings for, they don't really look like they could hold your weight (a bit chubby actually aren't ya, LOL)
     
    AJHalliwell said:
    Why did Bill call you the 150th pokemon?
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    *OOC: I'm asuming that question is for me >.0*
    Since when did he say that? Sounds like Bill needs to take a few days off from work.

    AJHalliwell said:
    (and arn't we still on clefairy? I dunno. If not, who care!)
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    lol, I think we play as we post, or something XD. *wonders when Clefairy will answer all her questions* lol.

    AJHalliwell said:
    What are those wings for, they don't really look like they could hold your weight (a bit chubby actually aren't ya, LOL)
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    Hey, didn't you see me in that Orange Island episode where I fought Ash's lazy Charizard? Don't be fooled by my err.. girth. I am quite agile, infact I'm agile than most pokemon out there.
    And my wings aren't small, I'd like to call them petite.. d'oh nevermind, you humans can never comprehend gravity to general strength ratios. lol, you think that's air that is holding you up? XD
     
    (((LOL@Responce)))
    (The wing question was actually for clefairy, but now that I look at it, It does qualify for Dragonite alot more!)

    (4Dragonite)
    Why do you have whiskers on the top of your head? Or are those antennea? If so, why do you have antennea when you have clearly visable nostrilses! (?)

    (Um, I'll be weepinbell n.n?)
     
    AJHalliwell said:
    (((LOL@Responce)))
    (The wing question was actually for clefairy, but now that I look at it, It does qualify for Dragonite alot more!)

    (4Dragonite)
    Why do you have whiskers on the top of your head? Or are those antennea? If so, why do you have antennea when you have clearly visable nostrilses! (?)

    (Um, I'll be weepinbell n.n?)
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    Those things? Hmm, what were those things for? *tries to remember... then pulls on them* Oww... Ah now I remember =P. They're not really for anything, except to help me look cool, kinda like why you have hair *assuming you do have hair* XD

    I got a question for weepinbell:
    How in the heck did you get that name? Do you cry that much? *lol*
     
    weepinbell: Why do you have that big lips!!

    I'll be a Golem..
     
    My lips are like this cause, ya see, originally, me and Jynx were gonna be a pair (Like male, and female Nidoran) But she dumped me for some stupid Mr.Mime :'(

    And after I couldn't be "Mr.Jynx", I cried, and they decided to call me 'weepin'bell, and bell is there because all Bells are yellow, duh?

    (To Golem)
    Why do you start with just two hands, go to 4 hands, and two feet, then you loose a set of hands?

    (((ps: I do have hair ;-) see: signiture)))

    (I'm dying it white next week actually, LOL)
     
    I got a question for Golem...

    If you selfdestruct, shouldn't you like blow up completely and disentegrate? How do you magically revive if take your pok?ball to a pok?mon center?

    I'll be a crobat if you wanna ask questions.
     
    Your a bat; how do you stand on the ceiling? I understand how Zubat, Golbat, and IRL Bat can do it, but you have no legs...
    ...WHERE'D YOUR LEGS GO!?!?
     
    I use my second set of wings...they're as good as legs.
     
    AJHalliwell said:
    Why do you start with just two hands, go to 4 hands, and two feet, then you loose a set of hands?
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    That's because first I wanna have legs so I get legs, and then I want an extra pair of arms, so I get arms as well, but I hate the arms so I drop them again! :D
    tmbjr said:
    If you selfdestruct, shouldn't you like blow up completely and disentegrate? How do you magically revive if take your pok?ball to a pok?mon center?
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    That's because I leave one cell and revive myself again in my pokeball with that cell.. (like majin buu) :P

    And I've got a question for Crobat:
    Why do you always look mad?..
     
    oooooh, I've always wondered that.
    (4 Golem) How do you scratch the top of your head with arms that small? Or eat? In fact, whats the use of those arms at all? (even Gravelers second set of arms reached his mouth!)

    (4Crobat)
    Do people mistake you for gligar when your out in public? (LOL, i know, what a pathetic question)

    (Okay, now, I'm ratatta)
     
    AJHalliwell said:
    (4Crobat)
    Do people mistake you for gligar when your out in public? (LOL, i know, what a pathetic question)
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    Sometimes, but I think they figure out the truth when they see I can't use Earthquake attack...
    Mewther said:
    And I've got a question for Crobat:
    Why do you always look mad?..
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    Cuz I looks wierd when I'm smiling (refer to attached scrennshot from the anime)
     
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    AJHalliwell said:
    (4 Golem) How do you scratch the top of your head with arms that small? Or eat? In fact, whats the use of those arms at all? (even Gravelers second set of arms reached his mouth!)
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    I scratch my head by knocking it against a wall.. :P

    And rattata.. Why are u so annoying in R/B/Y!! :P
     
    We're hungry! There aren't any KFC's or Pizzahuts around Pallet/Viridian! You must give us food or we'll starve, and haunt you as Gastly!?!?!
    But seriosly, these teeth were made for chewen, and we want food. Give us food. Give us food now. We have children to feed to ya know! Do you know the number of orphaned ratatta out there, just because you trainers wanna add us to your pokemon dex thing! The nerve of you humans!
    Feed me and I'll shut up n.n

    (4Absol) Whats the origin of your name? Sounds like a household cleaning product...

    (Pokemon Change!: I'm...WYNAUT! LOL, I love him!)
     
    I'll be selamence!!
    (4 wynaut)
    In an Pokemon episode,Why Did you steal TR's berries?????
    (4 Dragonite)
    Why can you learn diffrent kind of moves and I can't???
    (4 Golem)
    Why Are you one of the heaviest Pokemon???
     
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