lmfao, I like that post, Tyxxom. :D
I agree we should be concerned less with their looks and more with their typing and stats. I for one will not be using Leafsnake a lot if it turns out to be pure Grass or Grass/Poison, and even less so if it has Sceptile-like stats. I'm hoping it has high special offense and special defense (~100s), good physical offense and defense (~90s), okay speed (~80s) and low HP (~70s).
As for Boarbeque, I'm assuming its HP is high, its defenses are unusually good but not high, and its attack is higher than its special attack, but it's the slowest Fire starter to date. Finally, Otterhorn is probably bulky like other Water starters, but faster than most of them, and it has balanced offence and defense. Mind you, I won't be using them, so I don't really care.
As for typing, I know someone said Grass/Dragon, Fire/Dark and Water/Fighting, but to be perfectly honest, I highly doubt the first two. GF is much too traditional and viciously cyclic for something so original; "cool" types like Dragon, Ghost, Psychic or Dark are never going to be part of a starter for some dumb reason. That we got a Water/Steel starter is a flippin' miracle.
But I do hope Leafsnake is Grass/Dragon or Grass/Flying. I'm a Grass-type user, so a pure Grass won't do (unless it's reeeally good), and neither will a Grass/Poison type (I've got Roserade) and another Grass/Ground starter would just be idiotic, considering how good Torterra is. So I'm not sure what kind of typing Leafsnake is gonna have (if any) but it'd better be original or it'll have no place in my A-Team.