Useless Powurz

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to try to phail less.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to be unaware that "phailing" less means succeeding.

 

[Legobricks]

Power to fly, provided you have wings... and humans don't.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to type the word power.

 

[Hiidoran]

I bestow upon you the power to turn into a goblin when the timing is not appropriate.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I grant you the gift of flatulence.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Oh no not me!!!

I grant you to make all cheeses rot like gangrene.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to make fish swim as fast as a snail could~

 

[The Bringer!]

I give you the power to see as long as your eyes are open.

 

[Gymnotide]

I give you the power of the ephemeral hat.

 

[Sadistic Typhlosion]

I give you the power of having to see Aaron x SB pr0nz whenever they happen~

 

[Gymnotide]

I grant you the power of the Aaron costume :P

 

[Sadistic Typhlosion]

I grant you the power of never getting that feather-growing tonic, a personal trainer, a name change, or intense plastic surgery. ^^

 

[Gymnotide]

I grant you the power of permanent nakedness - any clothes you try to put on instantly burst into flames.

 

[Sadistic Typhlosion]

I grant you the power of getting a feather-growing tonic, but growing scales instead. ^^

 

[Gymnotide]

Poo.

I grant you the power of poo.

 

[Sadistic Typhlosion]

o.0 Oh, that's very nice.

I grant you the power of being unable to resist my stalking! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[The Bringer!]

You get the power of walking without having to use your hands. Congratulations.

 

[Gymnotide]

You get the power of being upside-down, but only sometimes.

 

[Sadistic Typhlosion]

You get the power of being straight. *AUDIENCE GASP*