Useless Powurz

[41victory]

I give you the power of variant xray vision... Lucky

 

[Gymnotide]

I give you the power of... Powerfulness.

 

[Sadistic Typhlosion]

I give you the power of having more than a four I.Q.~!

 

[41victory]

I give you the power of being a fanboy

 

[Sadistic Typhlosion]

I give you the power of being a doughnut~!

 

[41victory]

I give you the power to go to summer school.

 

[Cobalt36]

I give you the power of hope.

 

[Mitchman]

I give you the power of failing.

 

[Cobalt36]

I steal Cookie's failing power and give it to you.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to not break rules knowingly.

 

[Gymnotide]

I grant you the power of waffles.

 

[The Bringer!]

You have earned the ability to spontaneously catch on fire, but only if you're under water.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I give you the power to die.
but only when you have gained immortality.

 

[マツバ]

I bestow the power to eat larger oranges upon you. :D

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to reveal who you are to the rest of PC.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to live for a great 24 hours.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to use other peoples legs for your own evil motives.