Vampires Suck

What a fantastic idea. I hope it comes out in my town, as I'd love to see it. Love to drag my Edward-mad friend along with me, but she'd just be mad. =p Pretty lol trailer. Thanks for posting it!
 
I saw the trailer on tv like a few times an I must say it looks pretty funny. I'm like Twilight but I'm not a Twilight addict like those fan girls but I wouldn't mind seeing a movie length parody of it xD. I just hope tha this movie will not be as horrible as the other movies eg Epic Movie, Disaster Movie etc. The only goods ones were the first few Scary Movies :|. Oh well Ill still watch it and seeing the twilight fangirls pissed off will be hilarious.
 
Welll. I just finished watching the movie. It was really really funnny. I mean You should go see it.
 
This movie doesn't have to be well-received by critics for me to see it. I saw the trailor, and it looks promising for a parody. By the time my girlfriend and I finishes watching it, we'll be laughing our ass off.
 
I do not like Twilight very much any more, but I respect Twilight fans more than I respect the people who watch this movie. All of the movies like Scary Movie and Epic Movie are terrible and this movie will be terrible as well. In my opinion the people who watch go to watch this have worse taste than the super obsessed Twilight fans because at the end of the day the Twilight fans are watching the better movie.
 
Lmao the trailer was the funniest thing I ever saw. Lmao Team edward and team jacob and all of a sudden thump! Girls on the ground!
 
At the moment the movie has a 0% rating on Rottentomatoes based on 26 reviews.


What sucks more than vampires? Lame, lazy movie parodies aimed at attention-deficient tweens.
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Has too much in common with its target. It is a forgettable ploy designed to shamelessly rip money out of teenage wallets before its audience matures and develops a real taste for quality films in the same genre.
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Real vampires are the best, Twilight and all that is jsut something made for kids :P I find twilight an insult for vampires. twilight should burn in hell
 
To be honest, I've never been a fan of these movies, such as Date Movie, Epic Movie and I was never even that big a fan of the latter Scary Movie's. The fact that this time around they're poking fun at a movie which is very much in the sun when it comes to both critical acclaim and critical bashing, might actually add to the popularity of this one. The film being released this week in major cinema's has already received a rake of bad reviews not even reaching 4/10 on imdb.com.

I can see it being a bunch of cheap gags, appealing again to a very young audience in majority. At 1 hour and 20 minutes I can see this being a waste of a full fare at a cinema where you could see something twice as long and twice as good for the same price, this isn't something we've seen before and I can seeing it falling into the dump with the rest of these types of films. Then again, there's an audience out there for these types of films, so it should drag in a decent profit, in saying that, it's nothing I'm going to be rushing out to see.
 
I honestly dont care what the critics say about the vampires suck. As long as I find it funny then I feel that it was a good use of money. Critics usually also go for movie's that are socially redeeming: precious, the kids are alright, etc.
If you dont like the movie series because you've never seen it or hate it because of the critics thats fine, but really this movie series is about preference. What you find funny, and what you don't. Anyways I will probably go see this movie, I always love a good parody.

Probably going to get some hate posts.
 
Could this movie look anymore weird and idiotic? I have no plan in seeing it whatsoever it would be a total waste of money. I am a fan of the Twilight films, but that has nothing to do with it. Also, Gavin pretty much has my summary here.
 
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