Vending Machine

[Karasu]

You get a pink TV inhabited by teletubbies!
*inserts a torn up printer*

 

[Dogboy2709]

you get elctoplasic energy beam
*inserts a stick of gum*

 

[Munashii]

You get a huge bubble of bubblegum!
*inserts hair clips*

 

[qwertyman]

you get a head-eating wig
*inserts blowtorch*

 

[Dragonite Tamer]

You get a coffing charmeleon
*inserts bagpipes*

 

[Amy-chan]

You get a postcard from Scotland!

*inserts deepest, darkest secret* Wait a minute...

 

[Dogboy2709]

you get LOL on a paper

inserts the poster ^

 

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

You get...nothing! The machine won't give you anything!

*inserts money*

 

[Dogboy2709]

you get it back
*inserts my fist*

 

[Karasu]

It comes back out and hits you!
*inserts Cinnamon*

 

[Dogboy2709]

you get bad apple!

*inserts the keyboard i am typing this on*

 

[Amy-chan]

You get a note that says, 'Dear Dogboy, we have taken your keyboard hostage. Give it back or else.'

*inserts beaded necklace*

 

[Dogboy2709]

you get a note that says What the **** is this?

*inserts my dogs poop

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Out pops a magic pooper scooper.

inserts a pane of glass.

 

[Shiny Meganium]

Out comes a cracked mirror

*Inserts a shiny ruby*

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Out pops a have you seen this ruby sign.

In goes a light bulb.

 

[Dogboy2709]

out comes a heavy bulb (LOL)

in goes an OUT OF ORDER sign

 

[Amy-chan]

Out pops an out of order vending machine.

In goes an evil Twinkie.

 

[Dogboy2709]

out pops a nice twinkee

in goes a telephone

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Out pops an apple phone.

In goes a plank of wood.