Wait, what just KO'd me?

[Lord Yawgmoth]

Basically a bunch of UU Pokemon. I've tested it on Shoddy, and results aren't as good as I had hoped, so I really need suggestions. Platinum move tutors used.

Muk @ Black Sludge
Careful; 252 Hp, 80 Def, 176 SpDef
Sticky Hold

Curse
Rest
Brick Break
Posion Jab

Typical CurseMuk. Brick Break hits Steel. Posion Jab over Gunk Shot for higher accuracy and more PP. Careful nature allows maximum defensive capabilities.

Jumpluff @ Leftovers
Jolly; 252 Hp, 252 Spe, 6 Def
Chlorophyll

Subsitute
Leech Seed
Sleep Powder
Synthesis/Aerial Ace

SubSeeder. Jumpluff is incredibly fast, but nobody seems to know that. XP
I'm not sure whether I want Synthesis or Aerial Ace. Aerial Ace will allow me to hit annoying Pokemon immune to my lovely seeds, but Jumpluff isn't exactly recognized for it's attacking power. =/

Sharpedo @ Choice Band
Jolly; 252 Atk, 252 Spe
Rough Skin

Waterfall
Crunch
Earthquake
Ice Fang

Simple CBPedo. Jolly so I can outrun more Pokemon.

Cacturne @ Focus Sash
Adamant; 252 Atk, 252 Spe, 6 Hp
Sand Veil

Sucker Punch
Swords Dance
Destiny Bond
Counter

Cacturne is a monster if people don't know what he's up to. =3
Switch into a Water-type to provoke switching, then SD. Counter a physical hit if I see it coming, or just inflict HEAVY damage with Sucker Punch. Destiny Bond drags down annoying tanks/walls if they try to hit the finishing blow.

Cradily @ Leftovers
Careful; 252 Hp, 90 Def, 168 SpDef
Suction Cups

Toxic
Recover
Rock Slide/Light Screen/Reflect
Stealth Rock

Cradily FTW. Cradily has a ludicrous amount of defenses, so this set maximizes them without spamming Barrier and Ammnesia. I'm not sure whether I want a way to attack or which screen is most useful to me. Help?

Qwilfish @ Focus Sash
Jolly; 252 Atk, 252 Spe, 6 Hp
Posion Point

Spikes
Toxic Spikes
Thunder Wave
Explosion

Yes, it's a Qwilfish. Most people switch when I bring him in on a Fire type or whatever, allowing me a free paralyze on whatever comes out. Then, I use Spikes/Toxic Spikes, whichever suits my fancy. Qwilfish is surprisingly fast, so after they most likely bring me down to 1 Hp, I blow up, killing almost anything that felt like attacking me. =3

It's my first try at a UU team intended for OU play, so please help me! I'd like to have more "Surprise!" Pokemon that nobody sees coming.

 

[Watch out for that jet Metang!]

Considering you already have toxic spikes and spikes you could drop stealth rock on Cradily for an attacking move in case Cradily is your last pokemon.

 

[Lord Yawgmoth]

Considering you already have toxic spikes and spikes you could drop stealth rock on Cradily for an attacking move in case Cradily is your last pokemon.

SR is more useful then Spikes in my opinion. =P
And Cradily doesn't have the sheer brute force neccesary to actually inflict any damage with an attack.
I usually use Toxic as Cradily's killing move.

 

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Uh, Sludge Bomb is a special move, you realize that, right? Use Poison Jab instead.

 

[Lord Yawgmoth]

Uh, Sludge Bomb is a special move, you realize that, right? Use Poison Jab instead.

o.O
Oh yeah. I feel stupid now... >.<