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War of the Ignored ( Lalapizzame vs. holstience )

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    Well, I've been trying to get into my old UU shape, (Once 9th on UU ladder of Smogon) and I have been either completely thrashing people or getting owned. In this particular match I owned the opponent. (Read through whole log before killing me for "spoiling" the ending, Rya.) I'm rather sad that I've been shocked at some sets or EV spreads, like this one Mr.Mime surviving my CB Scyther's U-Turn without Reflect. One should note this team was built on the official PC server, so no fancy Platinum changes. I'm pretty sure those changes wouldn't matter much anyways.

    My Team
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    Opponent's team will be secret until end of the match for suspense.

    Yeah, the team was built to cover Armaldo's weaknesses. Still, I'm quite surprised with some of these sprites, looking at you Probopass and Nidoking.

    [PokeCommunity.com] War of the Ignored ( Lalapizzame vs. holstience )

    Sleep Clause
    Freeze Clause
    OHKO Clause
    Evasion Clause
    Species Clause
    Strict Damage Clause




    Maroon represents holstience's side of the field. (Blegh, his or her name is hard to spell.)

    Purple represents my side of the field. (Yes, I get the pretty color. :>)

    Bold represents the match itself, always good when you're feeling lazy. ;D

    Blue represents my superior commentary in this match.

    Sorry Rya and Battle Log "raters", damage shall not be shown. It's a shame, but it's your punishment for giving me the lame RMT titles, kekeke. >=3

    Every 2 turns, damage for both sides will be calculated, any boosts and stuff will be added too.

    The Actual Battle:

    Drunk Bidoof sent out Scyther.
    holstience sent out Venusaur.
    holstience switched in Solrock.
    Scyther used Aerial Ace.
    It's not very effective...
    Solrock lost 25% of its health.
    Solrock's leftovers restored its health a little!

    Rare sight these days. Sometimes please me to see one, it was on one of my old Trick Room teams, only the people who went on Shoddy with me saw what the team was.

    Drunk Bidoof switched in Blastoise.
    Solrock used Stealth Rock.
    Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
    Solrock's leftovers restored its health a little!

    (Too lazy, but will try to satisfy BeachBoy) Rocks need to die. asdfgds bvfd

    Blastoise: 100% ~ No status or boosts
    Solrock: 87% ~ No status or boosts

    holstience switched in Lapras.
    Blastoise used Rapid Spin.
    Blastoise blew away the spikes!
    Lapras lost 3% of its health.
    Lapras's leftovers restored its health a little!

    Scyther HATES those nasty Rocks, so pretty sure you expected any spinner but Blastoise that's UU here.

    Blastoise: 100% ~ No status or stat enhancements
    Lapras: 100% ~ No status or stat enhancements


    Drunk Bidoof switched in Armaldo.
    Lapras used Thunderbolt.
    Armaldo lost 31% of its health.

    Pretty much standard BoltBeam, nothing to read here, folks.

    Armaldo: 69% ~ No status or stat enhancements (Besides a Choice Band)
    Lapras: 100% ~ No status or stat enhancements


    Lapras used Toxic.
    Lapras's attack missed!
    Armaldo used Stone Edge.
    It's super effective!
    Lapras lost 100% of its health.
    holstience's Lapras fainted.

    Unfortunately, Toxic isn't always connecting. Armaldo has once again pummeled things to the ground. My dear old Rock Bug deserves more love. ;)

    6-5 Drunk Bidoof

    holstience switched in Venusaur.
    Drunk Bidoof switched in Lapras.
    Venusaur used Sleep Powder.
    Lapras fell asleep!

    Predictable, I suppose it's a Scarf set. Since most Venusaur leads were Scarf in my experience. (Looking at D_A and a considerable amount of opponents...)

    Lapras: 100% ~ Sleep
    Venusaur: 100% ~ No status or stat enhancements

    Drunk Bidoof switched in Scyther.
    Venusaur used Leech Seed.
    Scyther was seeded!
    Scyther's health was sapped by leech seed!
    Venusaur regained health!

    AAAAAA!!! Annoying Leech Seed needs to die. I will enjoy when Smogon makes Venusaur BL.

    Scyther: 87% ~ (Leech Seed)
    Venusaur: 100% ~ No status or stat enhancements


    holstience switched in Solrock.
    Scyther used U-turn.
    It's super effective!
    Solrock lost 82% of its health.
    Drunk Bidoof switched in Nidoking.
    Solrock's leftovers restored its health a little!

    Pretty easy to predict, and U-Turn is almost mandatory when in early game, the fruit are not ripe yet to harvest with Aerial Ace.

    Nidoking used Ice Beam.
    Solrock lost 11% of its health.
    holstience's Solrock fainted.

    Solrock got owned, need I say more? (I shove my kills in opponent's face sometimes, if Anti rants about that place over and OVER. >=( )

    Nidoking: 100% ~ (Choice Specs boost)
    Solrock: 0% ~ Fainted



    6-4 Drunk Bidoof

    holstience switched in Hitmonchan.
    Drunk Bidoof switched in Scyther.
    Hitmonchan used Ice Punch.
    It's super effective!
    Scyther lost 69% of its health.

    Since it is brother of Hitmonlee, I was suspecting EQ. Until I remembered Iron Fist. Hitmonchan went ROFL and punched Scyther in the face, and I'm scared of just blindly switching it in again. ;;

    Scyther: 18% ~ No status or stat enhancements (Choice Band)
    Hitmonchan: 100% ~ No status or stat enhancements (Either Choice Band or Scarf)


    Drunk Bidoof switched in Probopass.
    Hitmonchan used Ice Punch.
    It's not very effective...
    Probopass lost 9% of its health.
    Probopass was frozen solid!
    Probopass's leftovers restored its health a little!

    ._. I can handle it, don't worry. Not like I'm going to be tossing this precious laptop out the window for this. Although I do remember I froze this one Forretress with Cresselia a long time ago about 4 times in a row. LOL

    Probopass: 97% ~ Frozen
    Hitmonchan: 100% ~ No status or stat enhancement


    Drunk Bidoof switched in Lapras.
    holstience switched in Venusaur.
    Drunk Bidoof switched in Blastoise.
    Venusaur used Sludge Bomb.
    Blastoise lost 26% of its health.
    Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!

    Blastoise takes hits like a champ, but its hits are so poor, I want to remove it so badly.

    Lapras: 100% ~ Sleep
    Blastoise: 80% ~ No status or stat enhancement
    Venusaur: 100% ~ No status or stat enhancement


    Venusaur used Leech Seed.
    Blastoise was seeded!
    Blastoise used Ice Beam.
    It's super effective!
    Venusaur lost 25% of its health.
    Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Blastoise's health was sapped by leech seed!
    Venusaur regained health!
    ---
    Drunk Bidoof switched in Nidoking.
    Venusaur used Energy Ball.
    Nidoking lost 38% of its health.
    Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
    ---
    holstience switched in Hitmonchan.
    Nidoking used Ice Beam.
    Hitmonchan lost 54% of its health.

    Nothing much happens, not really anything to put interesting commentary on. I'll just say Hitmonchan got owned.

    Hitmonchan used Close Combat.
    It's not very effective...
    Nidoking lost 36% of its health.
    Hitmonchan's defence was lowered.
    Hitmonchan's special defence was lowered.
    Nidoking used Ice Beam.
    Hitmonchan lost 46% of its health.
    holstience's Hitmonchan fainted.

    Probably expecting Lapras or Probopass I assume, since they're the only Ice resisters on this team...Although Nidoking shows it can take one single hit and fire back with those big juicy beams. >=D

    6-3 Drunk Bidoof

    holstience switched in Grumpig.
    Drunk Bidoof switched in Probopass.
    Grumpig used Psychic.
    It's not very effective...
    Probopass lost 18% of its health.
    Probopass's special defence was lowered.
    Probopass's leftovers restored its health a little!

    What have I done to Sims to deserve this... FREEZE AND SDEF LOWER. Well, not that gamebreaking so I should just stay quiet for now.

    holstience switched in Linoone.
    Probopass was defrosted!
    Probopass used Stealth Rock.
    Probopass's leftovers restored its health a little!

    Hax is always good when it's on your side, but hmm how good is Probopass at attacking...

    Linoone used Belly Drum.
    Linoone lost 50% of its health.
    Linoone's attack was raised.
    Probopass used Thunder Wave.
    Linoone is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
    Probopass's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Linoone's Salac Berry raised its speed!

    It's a wise tactic to paralyse a Linoone, since even after Salac it will become very slow...(LUM BERRY LOLOL <--- No...)

    Probopass used Hidden Power.
    Linoone lost 35% of its health.
    Linoone used Rock Smash.
    It's super effective!
    Probopass lost 98% of its health.
    Drunk Bidoof's Probopass fainted.

    I expected better from STAB and 75 SAtk, seriously. I've learned my lesson Probopass hits as hard as an old man right about to die. =/

    5-3 Drunk Bidoof

    Drunk Bidoof switched in Scyther.
    Linoone used Extremespeed.
    Scyther lost 18% of its health.
    Drunk Bidoof's Scyther fainted.

    I forget all about ExtremeSpeed, and get crushed by the priority's force. I suppose it's because of johnny's Scarf Linoone set I forgot all about it.

    4-3 Drunk Bidoof

    Drunk Bidoof switched in Armaldo.
    Armaldo used X-Scissor.
    A critical hit!
    Linoone lost 15% of its health.
    holstience's Linoone fainted.

    Paralysis turns Linoone into a garbage Pokemon in the face of Rock-types even if it has Rock Smash and Salac. I'm proud of my Armaldo more than I ever was before. I was only using Armaldo because Deviruchi used one. (She's my master, but probably no one knows.)

    4-2 Drunk Bidoof

    holstience: ...o.o; how?
    Drunk Bidoof: how slow is that Linoone
    Drunk Bidoof: o_o
    holstience: max spd evs
    holstience: and salac activates
    holstience: there's no way, even w/ choice scarf, that you could outrun me...
    Drunk Bidoof: paralysis
    holstience: when the hell did he get paralyzed? lol

    holstience switched in Venusaur.
    Pointed stones dug into Venusaur.

    Drunk Bidoof: just before Probopass used HP

    Drunk Bidoof switched in Nid
    oking.
    Venusaur used Energy Ball.
    Nidoking lost 26% of its health.
    Drunk Bidoof's Nidoking fainted.
    Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!

    Pretty much killing myself, since I'm quite sure it wouldn't really serve much purpose, that is, IF Grumpig is the Special Wall set, not Specs or any above average offense kind. Also, still showing parts of where I explained to him because it's not like so off-topic. Hope you don't mind, BeachBoy. :P

    3-2 Drunk Bidoof

    Drunk Bidoof switched in Armaldo.

    holstience: hm, guess I should pay better attention

    Venusaur used Energy Ball.
    Armaldo lost 31% of its health.
    Armaldo used Stone Edge.
    Venusaur lost 88% of its health.
    Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!

    I've noticed in all my matches of PC history, it's rare for Stone Edge to do a critical for me, even when I need it, like right now. (Except for sims, who got owned by hax the entire match.) Going good so far for Armaldo, just need for Energy Ball to not KO...

    Venusaur used Energy Ball.
    Armaldo lost 38% of its health.
    Drunk Bidoof's Armaldo fainted.
    Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!

    ARGH! ahgfredsrftr...I seriously did NOT expect a gap of 7% damage. :< Well, poor Armaldo, getting crushed even with the support this team gave it. No, I'm too awesome to play with it badly.

    2-2 Tie

    Drunk Bidoof: o_o

    Drunk Bidoof switched in Blastoise.
    Venusaur used Energy Ball.
    It's super effective!
    Blastoise lost 74% of its health.
    Drunk Bidoof's Blastoise fainted.
    Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!

    Blastoise turns out to be one of the most horrific Spinners there can ever be. (I expected this anyways. kekeke ;)) Is this Venusaur like pumped on SAtk EVs? I need more hax ABYAY, HARDER ABYAY HARDER!


    Drunk Bidoof switched in Lapras.
    Venusaur used Leech Seed.
    Lapras was seeded!
    Lapras is fast asleep!
    Lapras used Sleep Talk.
    Lapras used Rest.
    But it failed!
    Venusaur's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Lapras's health was sapped by leech seed!
    Venusaur regained health!

    Makes me wish Lapras had Roost or whatever. >_> Venusaur is making Lapras vomit all over. ;_; IT'S LIKE D_A TROLLING MY RMT BUT BETTER!!! :<


    Venusaur used Energy Ball.
    It's super effective!
    Lapras lost 43% of its health.
    Lapras is fast asleep!
    Lapras used Sleep Talk.
    Lapras used Ice Beam.
    It's super effective!
    Venusaur lost 43% of its health.
    holstience's Venusaur fainted.
    Lapras's leftovers restored its health a little!
    ---
    holstience switched in Grumpig.
    Pointed stones dug into Grumpig.
    Grumpig used Psychic.
    Lapras lost 47% of its health.
    Lapras woke up!
    Lapras used Rest.
    Lapras restored 96% of its health.
    Lapras's health was sapped by leech seed!
    Grumpig regained health!

    Specs Grumpig sucks. ;) Really, I wasn't expecting this at all, really threw me back. Good job, my jolly sir, you've earned cool points.

    Grumpig used Psychic.
    Lapras lost 49% of its health.
    Lapras is fast asleep!
    Lapras used Sleep Talk.
    Lapras used Thunderbolt.
    Grumpig lost 26% of its health.
    Lapras's leftovers restored its health a little!
    Lapras's health was sapped by leech seed!
    Grumpig regained health!

    Unfortunately, it seems D_A hates me and send forth the plague. ._. (Specs Grumpig. :( I'd much rather face Seismic Toss Grumpig, so I can stall it out. >=)

    holstience: gg
    Drunk Bidoof: there are times like this I regret you use Sepcs
    Drunk Bidoof: *Specs
    Drunk Bidoof: gg

    Grumpig
    used Psychic.
    Lapras lost 32% of its health.
    Drunk Bidoof's Lapras fainted.
    holstience wins!

    Results:

    ____________________________
    |
    Lalapizzame |
    holstience
    | |
    |
    Scyther | Venusaur
    |
    Lapras | Solrock
    |
    Armaldo | Lapras
    |
    Probopass | Hitmonchan
    |
    Nidoking | Grumpig |
    |
    Blastoise | Linoone|
    |
    | 0 - 1 |
    |__________________________________

    Looks horrible, but you can't really expect much from just text, bolding, using "|" and color. I will not close it, I believe it looks more cramped and less pretty that style.

    Everyone knew the day would come, just one thing, WHEN would it come? Apparently, that time was in 1 turn. Oh well, still a good game, but I think I could've played a tad better.



    Yeah, we may have done considerably awful, but one should note I've been a bit rusty at UU. (Been playing since only this day for even 3 matches in the past few weeks and possible month.) I'm already naturally bad at UU, so please don't go insane on me and say "U NOOB GET OFF MY PC, TROLL" if you spot a plethora of mistakes in this match. Log comments are highly appreciated. Not being trolled is also cool for not every single thing I post in S&M or my Battle Logs =3...

    Opponent's Team (In order of appearance)
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    Yeah, my commentary SUCKS. But BeachBoy commands us all to give it, so I'll do my very best to not just summarize the turn but give some lively spark to it.

    NOTE TO D_A
    : Please don't troll this Log, thank you.


    Pros

    • Armaldo for serving me a tad well.
    • holstience for not using Scarf Linoone. (lol)
    • Close match, and for him pulling surprise sets on me.
    Cons

    • Making one of the worst things to show what died and what didn't.
    • Probopass being such set-up fodder.
    • Blastoise for just sitting there.

    Oh right, you're wondering why I haven't finished the damage for the Pokes, well think of it this way; you're only about 30 minutes from being forced to sleep, and you work pretty slowly. Now, let me ask you this, can the person I've described work that fast? No? I thought so. Which means I will finish tomorrow. Thank you for your patience.
     
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