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Hey I'm the owner of the topic, I'm the coolest guy in the world. Everyone, bow for me! (Acting childish selfish)
Yes, I'm so popular, because I'm so nice to everyone...yeah...HEY! YOU THERE! DON'T WINK IN MY TOPIC!!!
Hehehe, I have the power, and not just a normal power. I have the TOPIC-OWNER-POWER!!! :p (Joke)