Watch out for Zombrows! [WOFZ v1.0]

[Dogboy2709]

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gtfo, Jordan... no one wants you here... *eats your lawn*

 

[MithosFall]

Hungry zombie eat all your points! Nomnomnom!
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[Awesome.]

^^WTF *also eat jordans grass*
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[Dogboy2709]

1

Ugghh... I'm so bored right now....

 

[SilverStilletto]

2. hmmm... i say... S\/EN. i dont say SVEN tho. it needs the \/ to be any good.

btw, should i repost the death by irony story again?

*also eats Jordmeister's lawn* MOO!

 

[Awesome.]

Why are you bored
0000000000

 

[Nudge]

0. @ Dogboy: Yeah same here, join the club.
Well as much fun as this is I'm going to go eat and watch some tv.
Bye for an hour or 2 guys

 

[Dogboy2709]

1

Nurse: It is okay to see the patient now...
me: Thanks Nurse....
*Walks into Silv's room*
How are you feeling?

 

[SilverStilletto]

2. better... leftover tummy troubles, but thats fine.

(OOS: ok, ill repost it for anyone who wants to read it)

Spoiler:

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a strange death. Here is the story:

"On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his dispondency). As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter not the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide anyway because of this.

"Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended. That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not have changed his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicidal intent would not have been successful caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands. "The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and he was threatening her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed the wife and the pellets went through the window striking Opus.

"When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with this charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her - therefore, the killing of Opus appeared to be an accident. That is, the gun had been accidently loaded.

"The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal incident. It transpired that the old lady cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now, becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus."

There was an exquisite twist. "Further investigation revealed that the son, Ronald Opus, had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a ninth story window.

"The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide."

 

[Dogboy2709]

3.

I see they bandaged you leg quite well... the bleeding was too much for my eyes to see...

 

[SilverStilletto]

4. they said i just barely missed the major artery

 

[MithosFall]

There's a club for boredome?
Let me join.
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[SilverStilletto]

1. (OOS: anyone read the story in the spoiler?)

 

[Dogboy2709]

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That's a relief... apprantlry, if you moved it one more inch to the left, you most likely would not have made it...

 

[SilverStilletto]

3. scary... and it doesnt help that its... erk, sorry, girl stuff.

 

[Dogboy2709]

4

Don't wory about it.

*Takes out Laptop*
*Goes on a website, and starts typing stuff.*

 

[SilverStilletto]

5. i heard the gunshot earlier, ever find out who got hit?

 

[MithosFall]

6 This thread has quieted down.

 

[SilverStilletto]

0. (OOS: which is how i got to T1. i think. when this place slows down, if im around, i can usually nab every other post)

 

[Dogboy2709]

7.

No... They Didn't I have a detective investigating it now...