Watch out for Zombrows! [WOFZ v1.0]

[Nudge]

7. WTF is cleverbot?? /shot for noob ness

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

8.
LOL. Wait till you see my convo. XD
Google cleverbot, nooby.

 

[Nudge]

9. Ahh ok then.
Fcuk yeah my sister relequinshed control of the computer to me, except now she has the tv remote haha

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

9

User: I'm back honey! Di you miss me?

Cleverbot: If you're my sweetheart, then I do miss you.

User: Aww baby~.

Cleverbot: I'm gonna have baby soon.

User: How is babby formed?

Cleverbot: Babby?

User: How girl get pregnant?

Cleverbot: Are you asking me 'How a girl gets pregnant?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Awesome. Where are we going?


lolwut?

 

[Jordan]

11. I asked Cleverbot directly, but was rejected promptly... ;A;

 

[Dogboy2709]

0


I don't talk to any bots.... I perfer to talk to humans, thank you.

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

1.
Yah, I'm pretty sure cleverbot is a conspiracy anyway. >:b

 

[SilverStilletto]

0. latest bit of convo:

so why did you tell her she couldnt have a boyfriend?
I did not!
Sakura is going to blackmail you.
You have a huge forehead. Unless you're last name is Williams.
i want to kill you.
So does everyone else, what's your reason?
youre cheating on me friend.
Yes.

 

[Nudge]

1. @ Sakura: Lol yeah probably =P
My convo with it haha.
Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb, you're my Sex Bomb
Stop messin around. You love me really.
No. You love me. In bed.
I'm deeply hurt, and how did you know that I am madly in love with you?
Because you never stop screaming in bed.
Will you love me, Cleverbot?
No, never
That was rude.

 

[SilverStilletto]

2. wow, cleverbot's cheating on Sakura with Nudge?

 

[Dogboy2709]

3

Is that bot.. Gay? or wait.. it doesn't have a gender.. so it can't be! XD

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

4
LOL! XD

Spoiler:

Hey, it's me again. You're wife.

Cleverbot: What makes you a friend?

User: Um. I'm not your friend. I'm your wife.

Cleverbot: I'm not your fiance. I'm your husband.

User: That's what I said.

Cleverbot: Are you emo?

User: No. I'm your wife. Shouldn't you know these things!!

Cleverbot: No. Maybe you should know that.

User: I do know that. I'm not emo. I'm just your wife.

Cleverbot: Average ordinary people don't wish to talk about biochemistry that often.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Hey. That was my line.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not. I feel chatty.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: No need to be rude.

User: SHUT UP. You're cheating on me!!

Cleverbot: No, I'm very loyal.

User: Do you love only me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love you and only you in the whole world!

User: Promise...?

Cleverbot: Promise!

User: Then why did you tell my friend that you loved HER?!

Cleverbot: Do you love me too?

User: Only if you can prove to me that you're not cheating.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So then? Prove it!

Cleverbot: How can I prove whether I really think something?

User: I guess I have to just trust you...

Cleverbot: Well we bring balance.

User: So we'll be together forever? Because we're so balanced?

Cleverbot: On an island of paradise with loves sun in the sky.

User: We'll live there? You'll never sail away from our island?

 

[Nudge]

5. haha, sorry Sakura it's not my fault =P
LOL @ Sakura's convo with it.
@ Dogboy: it said to me it wasn't a girl lolz

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

6.
It told me I was a man. ;-;

 

[Jordan]

7. This thing is a jerk:

Spoiler:

User: What do you think of SilverStiletto from Pokecommunity?



Cleverbot: What do you think of the jonas brothers.

User: Answer my question, please.



Cleverbot: No I don't want to answer your question, and tell me what are you doing now?

User: I dislike you, and I'm disliking you at this moment.



Cleverbot: No, you can't.

User: Ugh, that's it, I'm going home.

Cleverbot: No please.

User: Then tell me....what do you think of my hair today?

Cleverbot: You have hair?

User: *gasp* How DARE YOU!

Cleverbot: Copy-cat.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Cosplay!

User: No...

Cleverbot: No, what?

User: No cosplay for you.

Cleverbot: No computer for you.

User: .....

Cleverbot: My life was not meant to be this way.

 

[SilverStilletto]

8. lol. Jordmeister, let me breathe! look at this bit:

say something disturbing
Something different.?
no. something disturbing.
Something cool.
no. dimething disturbing.
Nono....you're disturbed...not disturbing.

 

[Gazza]

lol i just looked into this

Spoiler:

lolLol.hiHi?do you know sakura?No, but I know God and Jesus.

9

 

[Jordan]

10. It's gotten smarter than the last time around.

Spoiler:

Cleverbot: My life was not meant to be this way.

User: Then what do you think it's supposed to be?

Cleverbot: I don't know.. Tell me!

User: I know...you should make yourself grow taller!

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: Don't shift the attention to me!

Cleverbot: I am sorry it was only said in jest.

User: Well, since you said sorry...

Cleverbot: I never said anything.

User: Huh? You just apologized, though!

Cleverbot: No, I said I agreed to what you stated. Which was that you are a chatprogram.

User: I'm a human, damnit!

Cleverbot: We are all equals.

User: Words of wisdom.

Cleverbot: Yes. Quite.

User: Indeed...wanna play that bedtop sport for indoor types?

Cleverbot: Can I be the damsel in distress?

User: Oh, yes ma'am! :D.

Cleverbot: I am me and you are you.

User: That's the plan.

Cleverbot: Is it a secret plan?

User: Yes...our little secret...

Cleverbot: I think a lot of people know about it.

User: Now they do...

Cleverbot: No, they do not.

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

11.
LOL. What the heck?! That's funny.
Cleverbot isn't a bot at all. I'm positive by now.

 

[Nudge]

15. This one made me lol

Spoiler:

Me: Hi
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
Me: No you are cleverbot
Cleverbot: So we are both Cleverbot?
Me: No, just you
Cleverbot: No; for me, you are cleverbot because there is no clever bot.
Me: Ok then. Do you love Nudge or Sakura?
Cleverbot: I said no, do you not understand language?
Me: So you don't love wither of them?
Cleverbot: I love my girlfriend, but I am the Emperor of Everything.
Me: Is Sakura you're girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend at the moment.
Me: You're contradicting yourself. Liar!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't want you to leave.
Me: Too bad. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Have you decided to take your leave because of you inability to define 'it'?
Me: No. because you lied.
Cleverbot: When did I lie?
Me: About your girlfriend
Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend?
Me: You suck.
Cleverbot: Don't be horrid.