5. I was on vacation with my pet parrot, Larry the parrot. It was to the southern banks of Florida, where many seals reside - my favorite target. To make the trip as fun as possible, I brought my Harpoon of Evolution: Jerry the harpoon. Late on night, I went outside. I saw a lady protesting seal killings. It was then I knew what I had to do.
Oh, sorry, just mumbling random shiznits xD;