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There I was, talking to my friends at my locker after lunch. And a couple of the guys were rough housing behind us. We have small halls cus we're a small school. I feel someone touch my butt and I whip my head around. And there's one guy staring back, and he just blurts out "I just touched your butt. Not on purpose though!"
It was really awkward so I just said "uh, that's fine."
Though it was embarrassing then, I suppose it's sorta funny now. >.> but still.