Ways to get kicked out of WalMart

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100. All of the above.

101. Drive around the stoor in a shopping cart, using a kyack paddle to propel the cart.
 
102: You know where they sell fabric in huge rolls? Take a creamy colored one and wrap yourself in it, then squirm on the ground shouting. "Come on! I wanna turn into a butterfly!" D<
 
103: Go in there wearing the outfit of a Target employee
104: Buy a bunch of stuff, then sell it in the parking lot
105:Go to the grocery department, take all of the ketchup/mustard/other condiments, throw it all on the floor, and scream: "LOOK AT THE PRETTY PICTURE!"
106: Turn off all the lights and scream: "AHHH! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
107: Once again, all of the above.
 
108. Haggle for prices
109. Loudly scream "I WANT MY MOMMY"
110. Convince someone to stand behind you as you are leaving and then have him/her kick you out the door. (this is called taking something literally.)
 
111. Parade about saying a four letter word for unwanted sexual assault.

112. Eat the food items in the store in front of employees.

113. Give the manager a wedgie.

114. Break open the glass to the games, take a game, place it in your DS, then say you're only testing it because there is no demo.

115. Go behind the McDonalds counter and get your own food.

116. Sit in the middle of the stoor, put a hat down, take out a guitar, and play music.

117. Dress up in green power armor and point guns at people. (Cookie for refrence.)
 
118. Get some of your parent's "Movies" and put them on the DVD players.

119. Pretend you have territs and scream random things a people.

120. Stand on the end of the cash register and wait for people to finish their christmas shopping then run around with it.

121. Kick all the balls in the sport section over the shelves.

122. Sit on a chair in the home theatre section then shout "Sssh! I'm trying to watch a MOVIE HERE"

123. Buy burgers at McDonalds and throw them at random people. Count up your score.

124. Jump on random peoples backs and shout "Piggy Back DERBY!"
 
129. Take items from different shelves and switching them.

130.Stand in the middle of the sliding door saying "Should i go in our out" continuiously

131. Jump on all the beds

132. Go in with your boyfriend/girlfriend and pretend to have the hanky panky under the beds :P

133. Set all the alarm clocks off for every one minute
 
134. Try on clothes in the middle of the aisle.
135. Place traffic cones around the store.
136a. Using said traffic cones, race RC cars.
136b. RC cars from the toys section that you opened up and put batteries into.
136c. Batteries that you got from the front of the store.
137. Crawl around the floor on your hands and knees.
138. Offer to buy customers' objects off of them.
139. Give out condoms and other sex paraphernalia at the front door.
140. Dispute the status of the establishment as a "mart" versus a "store" with the manager.
 
141. Grab a Dora toy, run around singing the Dora theme song, and when some one trys to take take it away, say "Swiper, no Swiping!!"
 
142. Pull out a gun and say "WHERES THE MONEY!??!?!"
 
148. Smash the potatoes yelling "These aren't from Idaho!!!"
 
If they were that would make it even more funny.

150. Buy/bring a lot of packs of gum and then put all the gum in mouth. Run around the store asking shoppers if they can guess how many pieces are in your mouth.
 
151. Drink 10 Starbucks doubleshots in a matter of a minute and do a stripdance on top of the carrier belt for your mechandise.
 
154. Steal Condoms.
Yes...I've done it, but they were too slow to catch me. xP
 
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155. Yell "CONDOMS!!!" really loud upon seeing them.

This happened to me actually. Didn't know Walmart sold them!
 
157. Run around the store asking people to do the monkey with you. (Its a dance people. >>)
 
158. grab some condoms and fill them with water. Throw them around all over the place?
 
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