Wow, you're almost as old as Erica. You're losing your youth real fast, Jake. I can see you with a cane threatening to call the police at young children playing in the street at 7:00 at night when you're trying to go to bed, but can't because they're making too much noise.
But... if only you didn't do that already (minus the cane). :[
Well, at least your threats have a chance at improving?
Haha, happy birthday Jakaroni. <3