We watch Matt go insane: Let's play Pokemon Emerald 386!

[colcolstyles]

I vote for Riddler2.0. A grass type would be nice to have, especially for the upcoming gym in Rustboro.

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

USLESSCRAP gets my vote. I love Pidgeot.

 

[Mr.Silver]

Its currently:
Snoopy : 3 votes > EVERYONE ESLE : 1>x>0

 

[mattman324]

3 votes for Snoopy, 1 vote for Wrrrd, 1 vote for Speedgamer, 1 vote for Riddler2.0, and 1 vote for someone I won't use (Sereously, if you read, I specifically said NO USELESS CRAP.)

Well this could get good. Remember, this member's gotta completely ROCK to stay on the team, I just want a temporary member.

(BTW, there are only two members planned. One is in Rusterf Tunnel, the other is Squirtle. And those are set in stone)

 

[Blaziquaza]

Uselesscrap! At least it's better then Wrrd.

 

[mattman324]

Uselesscrap! At least it's better then Wrrd.

There's a reason Pidgey is Useless Crap and Spearow actually gets a name. Drill Peck + Better Speed and Attack = better than more Bulk, expecially when you are overleveled and dieing in one hit anyway. And then there's the speed factor - I had a Ninjask as an HM slave that did a few battles in the water, and it outsped level 40s at 21.

 

[chrunch]

Yay!
My name got picked!
Good update, Can't wait for update 3.

 

[*Minun*]

go with Hypah Fang. People never have raticates in pokeon for some reason

 

[Virtual Chatot]

I enjoyed your commentary on the games mate :P

I always wanted to know where the Vigoroths sat during the truck ride to the house. They must have been up front or something? D:

 

[LightOfTruth]

I will say Hypah Fang. The pokemon I use that noone else uses :)

 

[Yuoaman]

go with Hypah Fang. People never have raticates in pokeon for some reason

I third the name. :P

And I actually did use Raticate on my first playing of Yellow.

 

[Zeffy]

Go with Hypah Fang!
Only few people notices the awesome power of a Raticate.

 

[mattman324]

Unfortunately, I started work on the next Update BEFORE the surge in votes for Hypah Fang. So you'll have to wait until Update 4 for him. (I'll put him in though).

Still, although I have many challanges going on, I should have Update 3 up soon.

 

[FoggyDoggy]

*not voting*
I like how you AREN'T doing a Video LP, cause it is convenient for my PC, since I can't watch any sort of video on this piece of junk.

 

[Zeffy]

Unfortunately, I started work on the next Update BEFORE the surge in votes for Hypah Fang. So you'll have to wait until Update 4 for him. (I'll put him in though).

Still, although I have many challanges going on, I should have Update 3 up soon.

Dang, you should've told that earlier. No matter, at least there is still Hypah Fang! :D

 

[mattman324]

Note: This update proves something. It proves that when I said "Don't vote for Uselescrap", I meant it. So every vote for Uselescrap went to Wrrrd.

Needless to say, he got on the team along with Snoopy.

UPDATE NUMBAH 3!

Spoiler:

Training tiem!

And catching. Well, chalk up another Glory Point! (That's the third given out. I'll have to keep tally...)

Anyway, look at his lips! They're HUGE!

Avoiding mention of certain types of jokes... well, nuts.

So how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? (If someone doesn't get the follow up posted...)

It was a Trace Ralts to, making this joke even funnier.

Oh, and some new attacks.

Yep.:rambo:

Eh. :disappoin

Anyway, want to see what THE FIRST TRAINER IN THE GAME HAD?

...Yeah. There are more pokemon as a whole than Quartz in this game, so I can't comment on EVERYTHING for some of the larger routes (Like Yuoaman), but I try to screencap a lot.

SNOOPY OWNS IN THIS GAME, YO! Also, if he's Youngster Calvan, then where's Hobbes?

NO YOU DON'T YOU ARE THE FIRST TRAINER IN THE GAME WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN... huh?

Yeah, no, I have a flying type.

LIAR! (he also had a Wurmple. It wasn't noteworthy)

Anyway, a wild battle later (I do fight them for EXP, as should you all if you play this game)

:rambo:. (Note that she, although she is the BITE pokemon, cannot actually BITE yet.)

Yay for stock trainers!

Yay for berry trees needing raped!

More stock trainers! (anyone been keeping an eye on Snoopy's health? I sure wasn't!)

:shocked::shocked::shocked:

KILL IT WRRRD!

GOOD! NOW RIP IT'S FLESH OFF IT'S BONES!

Hey wait, what just happened?

Oh, OK.

YAY! Towns! First thing to do when you get to a town, of course, is head RIGHT to the pokemon center!

Oh hello. Who are you?

:shocked::rambo::shocked:

Thank's mister!

I don't even NEED to point out the fault in this text, you all know it by now.

Rub it in, and Snoopy'll bite you where the sun don't shine.

Wait... but didn't I just...

TIME PARADOX! (I think?)

I could tell, there's a sign to the right that says "Gym".

Anyway, I guess next time we fight the gym!

 

[PlatniumPiano]

So how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? (If someone doesn't get the follow up posted...)

CHOMP.

...the world will never know...

Nice updates lol very entertaining. And hmm... Mr. Owl is a chick 0.o

 

[mattman324]

CHOMP.

...the world will never know...

Nice updates lol very entertaining. And hmm... Mr. Owl is a chick 0.o

Eh. That works, but there was a more... "meme-ish" thing I was thinking of.

And sereously, what else would I have named it? Hooters was taken, and every time someone does a "RLY" joke with Hoothoot's name, a kitten dies. And I am not a killer of kittens.

 

[Alice]

I didn't think 386 was lesser known...

OMG, you actually take the time to take all of these screenshots? Why not just put it on youtube? lol

 

[mattman324]

I didn't think 386 was lesser known...

OMG, you actually take the time to take all of these screenshots? Why not just put it on youtube? lol

*vein popps on neck* Don't make me angry. You won't LIKE ME when I'm angry. (OK, so you'll never see me angry, but it's the principal!)

I don't record it because of two simple reasons: I don't have the programs to, and have no inclination of GETTING the programs, because my computor for playing this stuff is hecka slow already.