Weird, funny, and memorable quotes from the anime

[TheFattestSnorlax]

[Please note that a thread inthe Pokemon Gaming Central forum made me make this thread.]
Are there any quotes from the Pokemon anime that seems to be weird, funny, and memorable to you? You might have heard of this quote that is my favorite:

"These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Nothing beats and old jelly-filled donut!" - Brock

This is the place to share and discuss any kind of quotes from the anime, from silly to heart-breaking...

 

[BBA_Beyblader_321]

James: "I really need sunglasses... Everything's so bright!"

Meowth: "Well not everything, your here ain't ya?"

 

[PokemonFansince1999]

James: "I really need sunglasses... Everything's so bright!"

Meowth: "Well not everything, your here ain't ya?"

lol I just watched that episode.

 

[arbok]

Meowth: (refering to James' moltras costume) Dat outfit.... Where'd he get it?
Jessie: I think it came right out of his closet.

 

[Nagaraja]

I will NEVER forget when Brock says
"Hey, I know, I'll use my trusty frying pan, as a drying pan." I almost die every time I hear it.
And when James says "It's times like this that make me wanna go straight" I get the hidden innuendo now, when it first aired, I thougt he meant like, in life and such, but now... I know EXACTLY what it probably meant.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I will NEVER forget when Brock says
"Hey, I know, I'll use my trusty frying pan, as a drying pan." I almost die every time I hear it.
And when James says "It's times like this that make me wanna go straight" I get the hidden innuendo now, when it first aired, I thougt he meant like, in life and such, but now... I know EXACTLY what it probably meant.

Yeah, that is so true. Probably one of the best I've ever heard of.

 

[tajaros]

MISTY: (SAYS TO ASH) YOU AND I WILL BE MARRIED SOMEDAY TO......
ASH: HMMMHMMMM.....
ASH: WHAT!!!????
IT'S ON AN EPISODE WHERE BROCKS GONNA BE MARRIED TO A GIRL......
I THINK IT'S ON JOHTO....

 

[bwburke94]

What's with the allcaps?

Alright, my quote is:

James: !ttenruB oeL !lived eht era sdik4 dna ttenruB oeL

(Read it backwards.)

 

[Seventh Sea]

I think my personal favorite has to be officer Jenny's order to a growlithe:
"Arcanine! Use flamethrower!"

 

[MDL]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0510418/Jessie: That boy on the poster looks just like you, James.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0835688/James: He does? I think he looks pathetic.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006851/Meowth: That's what she meant, James.

 

[TheFuturePokemon]

Brock: Both of Ash's pokemon are water types and they are totally weak against fire types.
Brock: :)

Aya: Venonant....stun spore.
Ash: Bulbasaur WHIRLWIND!

 

[Bluelatios*]

Meowth: "And remember, I'm da top cat! Meowth!"~episode 2

James: "I haven't seen this many letters since I placed a personal ad!"~movie 3

Ash: "Chosen one? Right now I feel like the frozen one!"~movie 2000

prepares dramatic drumroll* a scientist: "We dreamed of creating the world's most powerful Pokemon...and we succeeded."~the 1st movie

Honestly I could think of more later. TR had the best ones back when they had a soul....

 

[TheFuturePokemon]

Brock: I don't have to catch a Mr.Mime if i can make one.
Ash: What? How are you going to make a Mr.Mime
Brock: Mwahaha....I'm very glad you asked me that Ash...because i think there is a way you can help me.....
Ash: er..What kind of help do you have in mind?
(Brock grabs Ash by the shoulders)
Ash: Wahhhhhhhh

 

[Iceshadow3317]

I can't remember the exact words but here it is.

Ash runs out of a building and points at the sun, "The star is shining bright today Pikachu!!"

Misty runs out and looks around Ash. "What star!!? It's day time,how can there be a star out!!"

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Most of thee quotes you guys submitted were awesome.
Now, this actually isn't a quote, but it's written. If you know what I mean.

"Gary was here! Ash is a loser!"

Try to guess where this is from.

 

[MDL]

"Gary was here! Ash is a loser!"

Try to guess where this is from.

it was on a signpost at viridian city, right?

 

[nickstr]

it was on a signpost at viridian city, right?

Nope, the correct answer is Cerulean City. Ash sees it before he ends up facing Misty for the Cascade Badge.

 

[LadyFaust]

I will NEVER forget when Brock says
"Hey, I know, I'll use my trusty frying pan, as a drying pan." I almost die every time I hear it.
And when James says "It's times like this that make me wanna go straight" I get the hidden innuendo now, when it first aired, I thougt he meant like, in life and such, but now... I know EXACTLY what it probably meant.

Heheh I was just about to post these quotes but assumed someone else might have beat me to them and I was right! They're absolutely hilarious xD

 

[TheAC29]

James: Jessie got fried!
Meowth: Without the hamburgers!